I don't know what a wembly is but it sounds like an American trying invent Australian slang for the Wimbledon

If Grogu isn’t real how did they license his likeness for the Mandalorian pinball machine?

It's uhh Window Wednesday somewhere

This fucking handwringing over 'oh but how will younger generations become housing investors' like the whole fucking point is we need fewer investors and more residents

Ya italo calvino, he makes roguelikes

Moments before adding my ninth ramp spell to the monogreen deck

A news presenter called Peter OVERTON sounds like something that Kojima left on the cutting room floor for Death Stranding 2

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Me when the group hug player is trying to make alliances but buffs goaded Ms Bumbleflower in the 1st main

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

Greek Chorus REACTS To The Homecoming of Agamemnon, King of Mycenae

Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong! Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness. Goku: Wow.

Microsoft has denied me gaming nights with the boys for the last time, it is the year of gaming on Linux

Oh, every one is always nostalgic for the geocites era web but when somebody actually makes a platform that crashes every 10 minutes, suddenly everybody wants future technology, I see how it is.

'US-EAST-1 is down' just doesn't have the same whimsy as 'boat stuck'

just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭

If the hero gets the girl it's mantasy. If she cuts his dick off its himdark.

How it feels to chew 5 gum in Minecraft

'US-EAST-1 is down' just doesn't have the same whimsy as 'boat stuck'

Bazzite test install on the sacrificial laptop has liftoff (I'm a Geelong supporter but this bit is too good)

Murmuring Mystic told me that Ms Bumbleflower keeps destroying his bird illusions so I asked how many birds he has and he said he just makes em when casting instants and sorceries and I said it sounds like he's chump blocking Ms Bumbleflower with bird illusions and then my pod started crying

They're gonna get the Dracula Flow guy

Fukuyuma banned from Kalshi for insider trading on the Nothing Ever Happens market

Trying to pull a slow one on us huh?

It's time

My PS5, from now on referred to as “the asset,” is doing better than my 401k.

Woke 2 has been delayed by several months and will now release shortly after GTA6

Off to give Claude a fatal dose of House of Leaves

It's 1998. I am watching Gunsmith Cats in my living room at 3AM. It's 2002, I am watching Gunsmith Cats in my living room at 3AM. It's 2012, I am watching Gunsmith Cats in my living room at 3AM. It's 2026, I am watching Gunsmith Cats in my living room at 3AM.

Happy #LibSpill Day for those who celebrate.

Cool Runner (1993)

Absolutely insane that Alcaraz's game plan is to skill diff Zverev without running for the rest of the match and it's nearly working for him

birfday

For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...

Iran has killed all connections to the outside. But in the early morning the regular internet works briefly. In that time, @hackimi.bsky.social sent me a letter about what it's like being a developer without the internet as the government tries to squash everyone: insertcredit.com/feature/a-ga...

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Shout-out to the librarian at my local public library who permanently altered my brain chemistry by recommending Perdido Street Station

Queequeq, my fine friend, does this sort of thing often happen?

Out spotting puddles

The people who only read self help act like it’s Plato when the only difference between them abs a romance reader is that the romance reader knows it’s self indulgent fiction

When you come for the king, you best not miss

Tomorrow is my last day on Gamer, and before I leave, I wanted to give everyone a little gift. Below, you’ll find Good Game: The Complete* Collection. All 12 seasons of Good Game, 418 episodes, in one massive playlist. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Why don’t the more talented Stranger Things kids simply eat the lesser ones?