Today at work we all got to explain yacht rock to our Gen Z product manager which is a pretty good way to spend a Friday.

So far every restaurant I’ve been to in South Dakota has had something called Dynamite Shrimp on the menu and as far as I can tell none of them has been the same dish.

I always understood that I wasn’t a part of the club, even if I didn’t understand why, and many of the boys I grew up around definitely did. To the extent that I performed masculinity, it was as a survival tactic, not out of any sense of belonging. I don’t think that’s “male socialization.”

my conspiracy theory is that they broke Google search on purpose to make it nearly impossible to find older articles if there are newer stories with any of the same keywords

we are the sons of the mumfords you couldn't burn

I think it’s funny that a loud subset gamers are still freaking out about the kind of token representation we started getting in tv in the fucking 90s, and this is somehow “wokeness”

Attention there is a bird in the Denver airport

First time getting clocked as a woman by TSA but apparently that makes your penis show up as a suspicious feature on the body scanner

The Yoshi's Island map screen theme is remarkably similar to the song "Anywhere Is" by Irish singer Enya. Both of these were composed around 1994 and released in 1995, meaning that neither of them could have been influenced by each other and this is an astounding coincidence.

A man on the internet just dismissively explained the concept art to me and called me babe, I feel like I’ve finally made it as a woman

They put my review of the new Kacey Musgraves album on the front page of rateyourmusic and since then the average rating has gone up 10%, you’re welcome Kacey

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

There was a year in high school where for some reason all of my friends decided to throw surprise birthday parties for each other, but by the 5th or 6th we’d run out of ideas so the surprise was just that their party was a day earlier than they’d planned, which is inconvenient more than anything.

After the new MIKE & Earl Sweatshirt split I’m confident Tomorrow’s Harvest could be a great rap album

They should make more games where Patches pushes you down a hole with the false promise of treasure. It should be in every game.

Every time a left-ish guy crashes out hard online it seems to come back to their belief that if they hold no malice, they can do no harm.

They aren’t perfect but I think for a first attempt my biscuits came out pretty good

The dog we’re babysitting is extremely dog

Imagine a situation where you’d be that desperate for $4K and this is just, on its face, preying on people at their most vulnerable

Welcome to Portland

@rahulkohli13.bsky.social no!

Happy Friday Junior everyone

space cat Pepper flying in on her turntable

The gerrymander, like many other issues with American politics, could be resolved by adding way more representatives with much smaller districts. Let’s start at 50K people per rep as a goal and work from there.

I think Gorillaz would sound better if Damon Albarn didn’t use a band pass filter on his voice in every song to let you know he’s playing a cartoon man.

Oh you don’t have any Bardo Pond records? How embarrassing for you.

these guys consider their job to be making bedtime stories for grown-ups and their art should be valued accordingly

I think it’s cool that I get a migraine in my dreams before I wake up to it in real life. Just a nice little teaser of light sensitivity and scintillating scotomas

I can’t wait to see what weird curveball we get tossed this summer. Trump declares the Bermuda Triangle a national security threat? John Fetterman Sex Tape? RFK Jr says autistic kids have alien DNA? Government declares earth 6000 years old?

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Not surprised that the same people who used drug smuggling arrests under Biden to argue he must have let way more through, are trying to use a guy caught by their own security to claim they need more security.

Apparently the self-identified libertarian at my work is ok with trans people but has a big problem with us playing in sports. Which is weird because, aside from the false premise, I thought letting people have unfair advantages was basically the entire point of libertarianism.

RETURNAL sequel starring Rahul Kohli goes into early access in a few hours and I am very excited. Gotta wrap up the ridiculous final PRAGMATA simulator challenge in preparation.

If they ever want to resolve the Clue/Cluedo split they should make a sequel called ClueDos, pronounced appropriately by region

It says here that you’re queer but I don’t see any bumper stickers on your car

I constantly get alumni emails for Drexel and the University of Rhode Island (schools I did not attend, though I was accepted to Drexel for undergrad) and every time I unsubscribe they add me back to their alumni rolls. Wondering if there's any way to profit off this.

Remembering the guy at the start of the pandemic filling his fridge with gas station coffees

Alex Jones, I have unearthed a secret dossier on your newfound enemy

bombshell interview incoming from Rosetti the Rat

Damn the guy on Ancient Aliens who looked like a Gregg Turkington character killed himself. Also responsible for a UFO documentary that turns into “Trump was chosen by benevolent interdimensional beings to fight back against the reptilian overlords” halfway through

Portland is one of the best places I've ever lived but if you move here you need to know that there are a few local taxes that are somehow impossible to properly withhold or pay and it makes tax season an adventure

just had to explain loss memes to my wife

missed a text from my 8yo niece for 2 weeks because I muted her when she was sending me a bunch of frog pictures at 2am

Has any 00s indie darling crashed and burned as hard as Arcade Fire?

the court must be unburdened from facts or history if we want to fulfill their real purpose of making up shit to support their own personal politics (or those of their donors)

Back in 2000 Orson Scott Card wrote a book about a kid who is so good at posting he becomes the king of the world and I can almost guarantee you every millennial man in Trump’s admin read it.

Tim Heidecker running InfoWars feels like the Earth rebalancing itself after Bari Weiss got CBS.

Atheists are often asked by Christians where they derive their morality from if not from God, and I think it’s interesting that the Christofascists in office decided to team up with the atheists with the most horrifying answers to those questions.

Cannot wait for the once in a lifetime work lore drop opportunity to casually mention my granddaughter.