How many episodes of Twin Peaks did Woody Allen direct? Exactly.

I feel like we’re hinting at some new Guy Fieri lore here.

Bars and restaurants aren’t allowed to advertise Toyotathon events directly without licensing from Toyota so you’ll notice they usually have to refer to it as “The Big Car Sale” instead, but everyone knows what it means.

I don’t think it’s possible to put too many anchovies on a pizza, unfortunately my wife is deathly allergic to fish so realistically I only get to eat it on business trips alone in my hotel room late at night.

Sword of the Sea feels like a PS2 game and I mean that in the best way possible

Mixed feelings on the new Star Wars table but I haven’t made it to Battle for Hoth multiball yet so that’s on me

Couldn’t figure out why I found this local bar owner so affable and it’s because he talks just like Charlie from Smiling Friends

grimace_smoking_weed.jpeg was a great if unexpected choice of end credit music for V/H/S/Halloween

Had a dream I was explaining the hot couch guy to my grandmother

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

Between this outburst and her 51st state dance at the Canadian border earlier this year I suspect Noem may have stopped aging mentally & emotionally at around 13.

I think it’s great that Silksong has a wealth of hidden content and I think it’s smart to gate the third act behind exploration and side quests but they probably could have set the threshold at like, 70% of what they did.

Now that we have Final Fantasy Tactics on PC somebody needs to make a mod to give the characters noses

Replacing the experience that give us logical, social & language acquisition skills with obsequious logically inconsistent robots surely cannot backfire

My phone aggressively autocorrects “omw” to “On my way!” and it is way too enthusiastic

BREAKING NEWS: it's just one thing after another every day for the rest of your life

This is the kind of hard hitting journalism we can expect with Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News

I think it’s cool that pretty the only recurring thread tying the Final Fantasy games together, across various universes, is Giant Warrior Chickens

I'm not one to bitch about genre boundaries (I was a young metalhead so believe me, I could) but people calling a survival horror game a "souls-like" because it has a stamina bar, save checkpoints, and challenging encounters, is too far.

I lost my job and a feel like shit but tonight I made chili dogs with a soon-to-expire pound of ground beef that would make Sonic the Hedgehog proud. Of course chili dogs need to be served on paper plates to complete the vibe.

The cool thing about being laid off from a startup is when the 25yo “serial startup founder” who’s failed at several businesses and can’t make it to the office before noon every day tells you they can’t find any work for you that matches your skillset.

oh god does this mean I’m gonna have to read Andy Ngo posts again? Or did he fuck off somewhere else?

they need to invent a meat that’s naturally spicy

Trump decided to declare that Portland is a war ravaged hellhole that needs immediate military intervention on the same weekend that we're having our highly anticipated Bread Festival, not to mention Oktoberfest stuff all over town. Clearly the behavior of a community under siege.

Would love to know why the main Hollow Knight fb group in Spanish. I speak Spanish, and Facebook auto-translates anyway, so it’s cool, but is there some massive outsized Latin American Hollow Knight fandom?

Wait are you telling me that the FBI is against the civil rights movement?

It’s been a good few years for adventurous & complex potato chip flavors but I have yet to find one that incorporates egg. It would open up a whole new world of possibilities.

Never seen a T-Pain sticker in my life

The thing I appreciate about Qdoba is that while their food is barely edible, their name also barely invokes the concept of food. It sounds like a loan servicing company or something.

Whatever happened to Jacob Wohl

getting laid off is pretty surreal when it already feels like you're living at the end of history

Every time Hideo Kojima scans an actor for a video game he makes a copy of them that lives inside his computer in a world where he is God.

we bought au jus

We can all aspire to be like Charlie Kirk and have all the worst people in the world speak at our funerals. Matthew 17:15-20

I wonder what your average normie who never heard of Charlie Kirk before last week thinks of all this, like there’s no way this degree of hagiography seems normal for some internet radio host

The H-1B announcement might be Trump’s attempt at convincing Vance and Thiel to finish the job the stroke started.

"I think that's really illegal personally" is as good a summation of any about what the "law" in "law and order" really means when Conservatives are talking.

People who grew up with GPS on their phones are terrible drivers

The ironic thing is that if this had actually happened to an evangelical Christian speaker like Mark Driscoll - much closer to the kind of person everyone on the right has retconned Kirk as - this whole story would be over. It’s so obvious that Kirk’s proximity to the people in power is the point.

Silksong definitely has a lot more little guys in it than Hollow Knight, and I’m a big fan of little guys

If you include the runback as the first phase, I think The Last Judge is one of the best designed boss battles I’ve played in a long time. So frustrating but also completely fair, by the time you win you’ve mastered every aspect of it.

I don’t understand streamers because children watching me play video games is one of my least favorite things

I think it's cute that Photo Booth was clearly just designed to show off the built-in webcam, obviously a much bigger deal in 2005 than it is today, but is still included and updated as part of macOS.

playing hello night

Centrists cast their position as skeptical realism but it is inevitably exposed as idealism - the ideal that bigotry is just ignorance and unfamiliarity and not a value system itself.

My wife and I have been finding increasingly obscure things to call our Steam Deck after I started referring to it as a Game Boy when she mistakenly called it a Switch, and right now it’s a WonderSwan or a Neo Geo Pocket Color.

My niece just discovered that she has protan color blindness. I told her that I had a teacher who grew up with elephants as his favorite animal because he saw them as green, and that it’s cool to perceive things differently than other people. She laughed and said that’s ridiculous, they’re blue.

I maintain that Angelo Badalamenti’s Fire Walk With Me soundtrack is not only one of the best soundtracks of all time, but stands on its own as one of the best albums of all time

I know that mass delusion is real because we all spent nearly a decade pretending How I Met Your Mother was funny