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I'm losing my mind that you can get a mount to commemorate what a fuck up you were in the harder content

Estinien? With homosexual foil?

every emet selch fan has a dancing green fan as oomf

the year is 2018: - latest ffxiv expansion is considered 'disappointing' - main female lead has a lot of hate - there's a monster hunter collab. the year is 2025: - the latest expansion is considered a 'disappointing' - main female lead has a lot of hate - there's a monster hunter collab.

that we have built an alternate media ecosystem in which every American city is an apocalyptic hellhole - completely unmoored from reality - and the political system has collapsed to the point that the president can use this fabrication to send troops against his own citizens is a staggering failure

Absolutely beyond parody that Dave Chappelle is headlining a comedy show for Saudi royalty after what, a decade of whining about cancel culture

why not give yourself an extra pronoun? as a treat. go pick one out champ. you earned it. i am so proud of you

The Epstein Shutdown looms. Yes folks, the U.S. government must grind to a halt so that a vote to see the Epstein files can’t happen.

Artemis 💚🏹 #Hades2

My dearest Martha, I send you all my love from this war-torn ravaged place, where our hardships surpass comprehension. Yesterday, a barista gave me a whole milk latte when I specifically ordered skim. Later, a young woman with strangely colored hair glanced at me disapprovingly.

This may seem like hypocrisy but I guarantee he just means that he saw on Fox News that leftists are committing murders and destroying Portland, not any of the actual problems that Kennedy is directly responsible for

The good old days would have seen me labotomized or chained to a radiator so thanks, I'll pass.

yay mentor roulette

I think one of the weirdest arguments for separate bathrooms instead of unisex ones is women going "I don't want to walk into a bathroom and see men with their dicks out" Like, I get it But do we assume that men do want that?

One of the wildest things is if you spend any time in these cities, it’s like Portland ah look tattooed hippies reading books in independent bookshops, LA ah yes the Korean-Mexican fusion on rollerblades you always dreamed of, D.C. this place was gentrified so long ago what are they talking about.

Do NOT listen to RFKjr about anything. Listen to your personal physician. Get caught up on every vaccine you can.

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I've been screaming about this for over a year. Project Esther is being enacted now.

If it was the early 2000s there would be so many newgrounds games shooting that guy in the neck by now

I miss the days when the president wasn’t declaring war on our own people.

fuck disney right, but also, seeing photos of disney world just dead. is so surreal like i'm not kidding those streets used to be flooded all the way out to downtown. and I know that's not a disney boycott entirely. people are so scared to visit america right now. and it's killing us

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Some people have asked why lotions and ointments used in our spa smell like recycled deep fryer oil. These people have been asked to keep their mouths shut.

i think the same way old people have to take the driving test again in some states i think famous comedians over about 50 years old should have to come up through the clubs again every once in a while to figure out if they've turned into unfunny cranks

what the fuck are you talking about man

Just FYI: Portland as a war zone is horseshit, and deploying federal troops is horseshit.

Yesterday, I had a guy tell me Christianity isn't a religion. I told him to stop gaslighting me. He responded by saying it's not gaslighting and resumed the gaslighting... as he was taught to do by his pastors and people smarter than him. I wish people of the Christian religion would be honest.

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

I am currently down a rabbit hole of a rabbit hole of a rabbit hole about women in 18th-century Germany committing a version of 'suicide by cop' by killing small children because they knew they'd be hung, and you could be forgiven by God for murder if you repented, but not for suicide.

Y'all don't know anyone's financial situation on here. Just accusing people of "begging" because you don't like them. Black unemployment is up over 7%. "We need community" but also "don't need community TOO much." Help or hush. You in the way.

Got my performance review.

thinking about that recent ffxiv dev interview where they were like "airships don't have seatbelts or chairs because they're relatively new and eorzeans haven't legislated that sort of thing yet". this is the exact kind of lore i love to know about so it rly tickled me

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Attacking dana terrace for politely answering a question about her oc is wild

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this woman has been working at Nintendo for almost 20 years and nearly a decade longer than the guy she is replacing how much more qualified does she have to be lol

Poison's on the menu 🐍 heliosphere.app/mod/q7a24d4s... #ThexteraMods

“A good casino should be a modern Xanadu. Also, the government files will likely show that my family briefly owned Amelia Earhart’s skeleton in the 1950s.” - Charles River, founder, River Side Casino

"What character changed your brain chemistry?" and it's my own OCs

why are rich people so damn boring? if I had all the money in the world I would create my very own animation studio, pay all my employees really well and have them animate my favourite fanfictions

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Well don't I feel stupid

Exciting upgrades to our facility include: rat traps a second plunger