don't buy starbucks. not because of the strike or anything, just on general principle

up Gen X posting on bsky and i'm like,

no, this is *MY* united states of WHATEVER

so "wishing harm on others" is a suspension/ban offense on bsky, so i'm gonna go ahead and hope that ted cruz "has a very nice day" no, that's not a euphemism, it is not at all coded language. how dare

fuck nike

Am I gonna heal from this? He won’t admit to it Nothing to figure out; I gotta get him out It’s time the truth was out that he don’t give a Shit about me

Dismantle the patriarchy and burn it all down

Us in the car Me: [still tearing up] so … I’m your best friend fr? Son: ma not right now 🙄

with a good few years under my belt, I can pretty safely say this is the greatest bug report of all time

would gladly do many unsavory things to see this happen

Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.

consistently depressed that i chose the wrong life, when i could've just chosen "get paid for being wrong all the time"

what the actual fuck?

Wake up babe, new @thedemocrats logo just dropped

*whispers* the music's not even that good

They think you’re stupid.

"Are you serious?" is a question you can only ask if you've been in a coma for a few decades

"people caring too much (at all) about pitchfork" has been a reliable hellworld indicator for . . .fuck me, 29 years

Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

THEY HAVE ZERO LEVERAGE. NADA, NONE.

i luv auto-captions, feat. @stevedangle20.bsky.social

Apparently there’s a kitschy retro 90’s coffee shop opening in my neighborhood that will be selling bubble tea on a menu with Blockbuster Video fonts, and I think this is how Rutger Hauer felt in Blade Runner when he decided it was time to die

alright, fine

beginning to think that the etsy witches got to the ny rangers to keep them from scoring at home. it's so very, very, very funny, and i hope it never ends. the nhl will never recover

we should call all the radicalized wine moms "Eugene V Debras"

A - B - C A - Always B- Be C - Killdozing Always Be Killdozing

G-0.0.F (2026)

@sorenbowie.bsky.social presented for your love of tap dancing as percussion

do you know how horrid and evil you have to be to be in this much pain in public and everyone still hates you

Aaaahhhahahaaa. Napattu Bluesky:sta. #TeemuSelänne #gootit

Bizarre fact of the week: Failure’s “ Fantastic Planet” is out of print on CD and going for absolutely eye-popping prices online. Friend just sold a copy for $80.

i've been a pokemon fan from jump, but somehow missed goatsemon

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

consistently depressed that i chose the wrong life, when i could've just chosen "get paid for being wrong all the time"

less online friend: "I thought that Stencildick guy was just a bit you were doing, he's actually real?!?!?"

Y'all are just fortunate I don't make the switch into full furry art. This is from over a decade ago. Can you imagine what I could do now?

My second album will be released on December 1st (JST)! I’m now opening the pre-order. And I’ll be giving my followers a free download code as a present. :) If you’re interested, just leave a comment on this post, and I’ll send you the code in my reply! ureterocele.bandcamp.com/album/tube-w...

good morning to the commie freaks and only the commie freaks

wait, we're not?

Bill Ackman is a useful and constant reminder that having money in no way means you're smart

The enemy is called the accuser. He’d love for you to live down on yourself. He’ll remind you of every mistake you’ve ever made. It may all be true, but what he doesn’t tell you is that there’s another chance coming. Your dick’s mercy is bigger than your mistakes.

I still consider this my Worst Post but it keeps getting notes on tumblr

Shut up, asshole.

I mean, given how many times Mike Johnson has said he's been unaware of shit in the last month, someone should be asking for his piss tests.

Did anyone give him one thru the dome just to make sure? We really don’t want this one coming back

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

Fuck the Cheneys forever