My brain says Samoa Joe is the Big Spoon to Hangers lil spoon.

Don't "what" chant Toni Storm, you dorkass buffoons 🤼

#AEWDynamite thread let’s go 🤼

Yo if any of the red wings want to grab shots before the game today, I’m in the office

This is what it’s all about.

Buchelnikov with 3 goals, 2 assists?!

It’s day 15 at the basho so I’m watching Collision later but I heard my blood and guts wishes came true???!!!!!!

Last season’s himbo is in net for the Sabres in today’s preseason game Help choose a new one! #LGRW

Hi all - we have our final five for the Red Wings himbo election: Jonatan Berggren Ben Chiarot Michael Rasmussen Moritz Seider Elmer Soderblom Rate the final five on their himbosity and help us crown a champion here: forms.gle/aiiP9kATfuSC... #LGRW

Himbo emeritus Robby Fabbri saw this and decided to score a revenge goal

Hi all - we have our final five for the Red Wings himbo election: Jonatan Berggren Ben Chiarot Michael Rasmussen Moritz Seider Elmer Soderblom Rate the final five on their himbosity and help us crown a champion here: forms.gle/aiiP9kATfuSC... #LGRW

Alright #LGRW Nation... it's time for the most important election of our life time. THE VOTE FOR THE 2025-2026 DETROIT RED WINGS #HIMBO docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... @bexprime.bsky.social out together a stellar ballot but it is only worth a damn IF YOU VOTE Which you should do.... NOW

LAST CALL - I am closing the form at Midnight ET

Here’s your last chance to nominate your choices for #LGRW himbo this season I’m probably going to cut it off later tonight so get your nominations in asap forms.gle/r1bpSRomDsbS...

Evangelion ain't shit.

Oklahoma fans are making hype reels for hand surgeons, get on their level

Catching up on dynamite and made it to the Willow segment and good for her

I’m watching later but I heard the news and hell fucking Yeah tag team belts

Shuffle brought omens for tonight’s dynamite

*the faint sound of saxophone begins to play in the distance*

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

Preseason starts today! Also if you haven’t made your nominations for this season’s Detroit Red Wings himbo, do it now! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Preseason starts today! Also if you haven’t made your nominations for this season’s Detroit Red Wings himbo, do it now! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

HUTCH

Detroit I need you to quit it with the dumb penalties

I realize this will pass but goddamn my mental health is kicking my ass today.

It’s so unfair, Darby has now gotten to set 2 people on fire… And neither Eddie Kingston nor Skye Blue have gotten to set ANYONE on fire yet. #AEW

Someone needs to show up with a sign that reads something like Takeshita I will give you a cinnamon roll to turn face 🤼

Did anyone else say "Kiss" when Takeshita and Okada faced each other? #AEWAllOut

The actual fuck??? This impacts so many of my coworkers, I’m really worried for them

@allelitewrestling.com @aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social We are ready for a women’s Blood and Guts. Please give us more. 🤼

I think it was shitty to separate zero hour & the tailgate brawl but honestly the brawl was really good so I think women should be getting more TV time.

Ok #AEWAllOut 🤼 thread Mute it if you don’t care

Hear me out - dropping the morning of a ppv that we can watch at our leisure with our morning coffee, a Barbara Walters Special type show with @rjcity.bsky.social - like a longer Hey (EW)! with more guests and they class it up like maybe the set gets a fake plant or something

I wish they had dropped zero hour like an hour ago especially since it was pre taped

As both a sicko and a bum, I would like to wish a Happy Eddie Kingston Returns Day to all who celebrate! #AEW

the spring colors makuuchi bout only happens once a tournament. like this post and ura and ichiyams will bless your crops until the next basho

Good morning Eddie comes back today

American brands: We paid an AI slop company to make a chat bot that won’t load French brand: We hired the best living comic artist to make an original short film with a top director and Production IG

While I have your attention - camp footage is a great way to help you decide who to nominate for the himbo election docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

How the Red Wings spent their summer (training camp footage is the best) youtube.com/shorts/o5LsK...

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

BOYCOTT EPCOT

I just keep thinking about how much that guy who wrote a blog post about his game developer ex-girlfriend ruined society with that one post.

Dynamite at the bar threading

I thought comedy was legal again