It’s really depressing the difference in responses I get when I present myself as male instead of female on the internet….

Found out a guy I was interested in is a trumpie

I’m ngl cancelling Disney+ was painful asf bc of all the Star Wars content on there, but it had to be done.

Not weird at all for this mutant-

Yknow maybe The Left doesn’t have a line on helping men get laid is because the idea thar men are owed sex and need to be provided for in this way is inherently sexist fascist coded

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

I wanted to see if there were valorant trading cards and 99% of the listings on eBay are AI anime waifu porn 💀 did find a sick fade card though

Damn that snack wrap from McDonald’s really is ass. So different from what I remembered it being. The chicken they’re using now is abysmal

I know that summerween is just a marketing tactic to get us to buy more shit, but like I love Halloween so I’ll let this one slide. Christmas in July though? I’ve always thought that was dumb as hell

me, the nights i don't wash my hair: yeah it's not that dirty i'll wash it tomorrow my hair by 11:43am the next day:

The really nice thing about the high republic is that it’s waaaaay too much of a commitment for right wing shitheads to hateread, so the fandom is pretty great. No fandom is perfect ofc, but it really does feel like an oasis in a land of shit

How the hell does the Klan take itself seriously? These are the dumbest names I've ever seen in my life. I couldn't get away with this shit in a D&D game without the entire table roasting me. Dumb assholes

Y’all my poor neighbor got cheated on 💀 she’s been playing “before he cheats” on repeat and singing it at the top of her lungs At least I assume that’s what happened, idk why else someone would do that. Unless she just really likes that song idk

Hey man, what’s this? Funny how you’re saying this on X and not here on bluesky. Wouldn’t want your mainly liberal fanbase getting suspicious, huh? 🤔

The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life

I finally watched thunderbolts and overall I liked it, but damn taskmasters death felt so cheap and like they’re trying to pander to the manbabies that threw a fit over her

I bought some AirPods Max like a year ago cause they were on sale and honestly Apple should be embarrassed putting that product out. Sound quality and noise cancellation are great, but everything else? For that price point? There’s SO many issues.

Sus of anyone celebrating too hard today

I can now check both getting drunk with and smoking weed with one of my managers off my bucket list all within two weeks LMAO

That catfree subreddit has to be one of the most miserable corners of the internet lmao

“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker

It makes me very happy that Gina carano hasn’t been able to find work since those two disastrous daily wire films back in 2022. Girlie really torpedoed her career, and for what? Brownie points from basement dwelling incels??? 💀

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride. However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

God the difference it makes when you find a job you actually like with coworkers who immediately treated you as family… why did I put up with the shit I did for so long???

Floating around with mum!

The clearest image of Pluto captured by the New Horizons spacecraft.

“And I…AM ALL the Jedi.” Holy shit, this looked even MORE spectacular in person as a 2 page spread! PEAK STAR WARS, RIGHT HERE!

Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.

I'm happy that Gwen is graduating tomorrow, but I will definitely miss this chatty little lady

ICE agents are chased and forced to leave their neighborhood by LA residents

Old white male thinks we should just roll over and take it. Fascism is gonna steamroll us dawg 😩

This criticism makes no sense. They're taunting Trump for chickening out on policies which they oppose. Would they rather he followed through on them?

Brett burns having the only sharks funko pop is actually criminal. Like why does it have to be the open Trump supporter 😭 they better come out with a celebrini one soon.

Those upper deck oracle cards…. I’m tempted as hell to buy all of them and use them as a tarot deck I’m so serious…

Huge fan of the head taps the goalies get from their team after games

Why are Ethan Klein/h3 fans like that bro????? They’re just like their idol…

Two out of three so far 😒😤 I stg if the oilers or stars don’t snatch the Stanley cup from the panthers, I’m gonna crash out SO bad

All three of the teams I least wanted to win look like they’re gonna take the Stanley cup, the Walter cup, and worlds…. I hate it here

I’m happy to see William eklund is doing alright after that wrist injury. I feel so bad that he can’t compete in worlds 😭

Yeah… I was right. There’s no way the canes will be able to take them out of the series if tonight’s game is anything to go by. They better get their shit together QUICK.

Macklin celebrini pairing up with Sidney Crosby is so fucking cute. I’m glad he’s getting the chance to learn from some pros! He seems like a genuinely good dude, one of the few NHL players where I would be genuinely shocked to my core if something bad came out about him

My only authoritarian opinion is that everyone should be mandated to work a customer service job for at least a year, whether that be retail or food service

The Bix Caleen revenge tour is here and I am seated. #Andor

I was invited to illustrate Bix Caleen from Andor, for the new edition of Women of the Galaxy.

Tumblr users when a female character has a baby

I’m finally watching andor season two and my god what a gift this show is

Knowing that drake put a million dollars on the leafs does make me feel a lot better about this. Canes, it’s now up to you…