This is my new favorite clip ever

Not to be angsty, but boys are complicated, and I'm feeling it this evening/early morning... 😢

The true diva we need to herald in Pride month! 🧚‍♀️

Wake up, gay! It’s Pride month!

Can’t help but feel a little personally victimized at having come off a 24 hr shift the first day of pride month. 😂 But happy Pride everybody! 🏳️‍🌈

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Hi everyone!!! I am currently competing in the 4th annual Philly Gryphons pageant! I am trying to raise enough money to get u to Brisbane, Australia! Please consider donating and if you can’t donate please considering sharing and spreading the word. Link in my bio!

Coming off a long 24 hr shift after a long 2 weeks of nights. If you go Sunday to Sunday, may have worked 113 hours this week. 😅 But now we on PTO, so FUCK IT, we ball! No sleep needed, only coffee. ☕️

that’s a classic… that’s a classic,.. yeah…

Me logging onto Bluesky for FCF to suppress the horrors.

First and probably overall favorite is a Circle of Moon Druid because Wild Shape is cool as hell thematically. Also really enjoyed a Way of Mercy Monk. 😄

timeline cleanse youtu.be/aTQn3sRhdF4?...

we stan a cunty bird

Beautiful day here called for a quick hike. Went and did a nice loop trail just outside of town. Offers beautiful scenery including a walk along a creek, rocky bluffs, a calm lake/dam, and a (somewhat spooky) tunnel… I’m not afraid of bats, you are! 😬

Another year older and turning the big “dirty 30”. Woke up with a kink in my neck, so my body is already falling apart. Had a blast hiking with friends and got to spend most of the day with them yesterday to welcome my thirties. So here’s to thirty and hopefully the start of a good decade! 😄

Day off checklist: Chores ✅ Survived an ab workout ✅ Buzzed my hair off ✅ Made some bangin’ chocolate chip banana bread ✅ Pretty successful day so far I’d say! 😄

Have time off this week and my parents came out to visit. Got to spend some quality time with them including a little hiking. Left my heart feeling fuller. ❤️ Then right after they left got a call for a delivery. Not the ideal way to spend PTO, but love that I get to do what I do. 👶 So sleepy now 😴

My gay ass out here trying to survive super bowl small talk all day at work got me like: youtu.be/2fraSdN-PG8?...

morning

Coffee ✅ Home workout ✅ Relaxing bath ✅ Happy Sunday everyone!

Didn’t feel like getting out of bed today but ended up having a hankering to bake. Threw together a quick coffee cake with blueberries and made some bomb coffee. How’s everyone else’s Saturday starting off?

Sharing one of many of my favorite moments from her. This one just makes me cackle every time that’s mother

Just finished a little home workout. Trying to get back into the swing of weightlifting after falling away from it for some time. Never been the best at it. Anyone want to help with motivation? Or have any advice for quick home workouts?

this flawless ice skating/ flawless Madonna arrangement combination is fucking perfect

Homemade cinnamon rolls and chili for supper tonight! 🤤 Somebody wife me up! Actually kind of begging… 😆

I don’t think I have ever heard this woman speak and not been amazed at how representative her words are of my feelings

Been up for 26 hours trying to deliver a baby all night. Ended up going to emergent c-section (everyone is okay). Am very tired, so good morning but also nighty night! 😴

🦖 🥊 🦜 🥚 🖥️ 🚀 🏙️ 🐈 ➡️ 🧍‍♀️ ➡️ 🐉

I know I'm behind, but I just finished Heated Rivalry. Tears were cried and feelings were felt. Major takeaways: - The women of the show carried the plot. - Butts... 10/10. - Scott and Kip were more compelling (so far)... - ^...at least until the cottage where there was actual romance.

I feel like the intersection of these maps is important for understanding my living preferences. I am not the most well traveled and have lived in the Midwest my whole life. Gotta give a shout out to the "fly over" states though since I still would choose to live here all over again. 💕

My family has always celebrated Christmas on Christmas Eve. So now I’m super tired and heading to bed after a day full of baking, eating, gift giving, and merry making. Wanted to quickly wish everyone a Merry Christmas/happy holiday season! 🎄⭐️🎅

Unofficial 12 nights of Christmas bar crawl was a success. Technically 13 drinks in and doing wonderful. May be a little tipsy. Goodnight everyone! And merry crisis! 🎄

So eepy sleepy. Just finished a 20 hour day with 88 hours total worked this week. Only one more 24 left before I’m off nights and back to a more normal schedule. Can’t wait! Happy belated Turkey Day everybody! 🦃

Been a productive weekend of cooking/baking so far. Made some scones yesterday for the first time that turned out really tasty then made baked oatmeal this morning. Got a crock pot full of chili going and making cornbread later. 😋 Boyfriend applications are open. Please apply within. 😂

Northern Lights were visible where I live. Went out to try and capture some good photos of them cuz I’ve never been able to spot them before. First 2 photos are mine. Didn’t look the best with my crummy phone camera. Last 2 are from some friends. Beautiful sight! 😄

What do you mean you’re Jar Jarbie for Halloween 😭😭

Happy Sunday everyone! Just got off a 24 hr shift and got like 2 hrs of sleep. Have D & D later though so gotta stay awake. Who wants to aggressively pound coffee with me? 😬

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this

Made lemon bars for the first time and they actually turned out pretty good! 😋 Though I will say whoever decided to pair squeezing lemon juice with zesting and cutting lemons was sick and twisted (may have gotten a few cuts).

Today’s August 1st!

Happy Pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈Here’s a very scruffy, very tired, gay man who is going to be okay (just finished intern year).

Me at work

This is how I DM by the way

I'd be one of these little guys! Love the Kodama.

One of the best series of all time

🚨🚨🚨 “Wisconsin has the second-lowest measles vaccination rate for children nationwide, according to state health data. About 85 percent of Wisconsin kindergarteners have both doses … In some parts of the state, the rate is much lower, coming in below 50 percent.”

Studio 13, Iowa City, IA. Some pretty fun drag nights and questionable decisions were had.