I’m just posting this here to make @philboafterdark.bsky.social jealous

Who ever made my iced coffee this morning deserves their ass ate

What do we think? Hair pushed forward or to the side?

Do you ever just slap your own butt just to feel something?!?

Before and after after a haircut and feeling so much better 🥰

Saw you from across the gym and wanted to say hi 😏😉

Good morning 😴

Anyone want to spot me?

The only two hits in the box yall. This box was a flop 😭

Christmas gift to myself 🥰

Does anyone play pokemon sleep and wants to add me? UwU 0148-8311-7931

Im cold!

We’re all born naked and the rest is flagged for potential adult content

The perfect amount of marshmallows for my hot chocolate!

Literally me!

Happy holidays everyone!!!

Why does my upper body look so much more muscular than it actually is? Lol

Cheers! Hope everyone has a good Saturday night!

Help me pick out my outfit for tonight!

if you watch this and your first thought is ‘i can’t believe they didn’t show him douching!’ my best advice is log off, walk outside, lay in the grass, and breathe deep

The DOJ has been caught inserting fabricated “evidence” into the Epstein Files in an attempt to prosecute political opponents. This is blatant Obstruction of Justice, Treason, and Psychopathy. Bondi must be Impeached by Congress on Monday, and not a day later.

I would enter a throuple relationship, just because the thought of being in a cuddle puddle with two other men sounds so good to me right now 🥰

Honestly not surprised, looks like Canada/Crave will be where we will be getting all our good gay show from for the next 4 years

A slut sock, a twink in a speedo, and a cum stained Christmas sweater.

Who wants to be my date to a Christmas cookie decorating party?!?!

I need some physical touch! Who wants to cuddle?

Treated myself to some full art cards 🥰

Got a blue berry banana protein shake cuz of heat rivalry episode 3 😘

I think I’m a Barry’s gay now

Am I collecting an Eagle t-shirt from every Eagle in the U.S.? Maybe so!

How can “Avatar: Fire and Ash” be nominated for this category if it’s not even out yet?

Apparently my office chair couldn’t handle anymore of my gay sitting.

What was that episode! Making cry like that!!! #WelcomeToDerry

I’m off to sell Jell-O shots for my rugby team! Would you buy some from me?

Heated Rivalry got me like 😮‍💨

Not them having to make up an award to stay in good standing with him so it can till be hosted in the U.S. 🙄

Just did my 2nd Barry’s class ever and I might be obsessed

My local book store is sold out of copies of Heated Rivalry! What am I supposed to do now?!?!

It’s almost 1am and I’m up dancing to music. Saying I have the zoomies is an understatement!

Y’all today I found out @friendlywraith.bsky.social doesn’t think I’m funny.

today’s mood board:

Shiny god!

They are serving thres leches cake 🤤

So much food!

Happy Thanksgiving you beautiful people!

@kyle1869tol.bsky.social said I look cute in my flannel today 🥰

That was fast, I feel like they had just announced they started filming

Me every time that dam Xenomorph shows up

So I got alien isolation and it’s all @matchatrees.bsky.social fault! lol