Love how Heated Rivalry has everyone discovering hockey butts, the superior butt

Forgot my AirPods so I have to raw dog my first day back in the office

We’re decorating our tree and listening to one of the best Christmas albums ever released. That’s right, Wintersong by Sarah McLachlan

Heated Rivalry

About to have my ass kicked at Orangetheory, y’all need anything?

*shouting in the middle of a Craye & Barrel* BABY. WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND????

The scene in The Holiday where Jude Law’s character remarks that he lost his contacts the night before, so he puts on a pair of glasses and looks even HOTTER…absolutely rude behavior

It’s that time of year again

Do I…make a loaf of sourdough this weekend even though I’ve never attempted it before??

I think I did it. I think I went so fully Theatre Kid that my husband flinched.

Saw it yesterday and am still tearing up thinking about the last 30 minutes

The body keeps the score in that it won’t let me sleep past 8am

Textbook definition example of “lol. lmao even.”

Bit of a brag: Coming off of planning the entirety of my office’s Worksgiving lunch yesterday! Catered for 100 people AND managed to stay under on a shoestring budget. I was stressing for the last couple weeks, but all my colleagues and my CEO loved it. Proud of myself for how it all turned out 🥰

Another day, another morning commute wherein I’d like to launch the NJ Transit into the sun

It is far too early for me to see “I tried reading/watching [X] but I stopped because none of the characters had redeeming qualities.” Ok and??? Not all characters or plots need to be redemptive???? Good LORDT that’s such a reductive way to engage in any kind of art.

Just get me to 3pm tomorrow

A clear cut through the noise, and a stark reminder of the current state of journalism (and frankly, so many other industries).

Ate so much pasta tonight 😊 Ate…so much pasta tonight 😫

First time watch…it’s a perfect film. No notes.

gm gays & theys 🙂‍↕️

How about instead of selling "bearista" cups, Starbucks bargains a fair contract with its unionized baristas? No contract. No coffee. Don't cross the picket line. Solidarity with @sbworkersunited.org ✊

Walking through the front door when I get home from work each night: BABY, WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND Husband: *blinks, stares from living room couch less than 15 feet away*

Please, please, please let me get what I want. Lord knows it would be the first time* *actually winning a Goodreads giveaway I’ve entered

Let me just say this — salad wraps are a TERRIBLE lunch and I will have to keep learning this stupid lesson over and over again

Hi, it’s been a minute. Needed a break from here, so don’t know if I’m back permanently or not. But anyways, I’m here.

Teacher: It's ok if you like it and it's ok if you don't because music is what? Class: SUBJECTIVE! Teacher: Very good!

Inevitably I am going to laugh when a Swiftie takes a negative comment too personally and spoils One Battle After Another.

First thoughts on Life of a Showgirl: The songwriting’s the best it’s been, the production surprisingly non-fussy, and the whole damn thing is just FUN and (oh my god?) HORNY. You could never make me hate her. Sorry she has a bunch of y’all upset, but I’m having a ball.

a friend-of-many-friends’ husband; please support and share if you can

fuck it, Taylor Swift albums ranked pre-Showgirl

good morning, showgirls today’s the day ❤️‍🔥

FADE IN: SPKY SZN 🎃👻🍂

My most curmudgeonly quality might be telling people to shut their trap when they’re yapping in the Quiet Car of the train. Like sorry but I didn’t wanna hear you yapping Richard that’s why I sat in here!!!

Hey so I’m a wreck

She’s coming! The only thing that’s keeping me going this week

Hakeem Jeffries is just… such a loser.

One of the “Real Gays of WeHo” just popped up on my IG feed. He’s newly divorced and boy oh boy do the last eighty or so reels let you know that by starting off “everything’s gonna be ok!!!”

True love is bringing home donuts from your favorite spot in the city after having drinks at a colleague’s birthday bash.

I’m (barely) awake I swear 🥱

The humidity in nyc today…girl not this

This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.

Giving myself much needed laughs by remembering the existence of Glup Shitto

Hey how is rapturetok handling all of this…non-rapturing happening? I take it they’re being pretty chill and understanding about it??

if you saw my previous post with a typo in it no you didn’t 🤗

anyways, who up Buckinghamming their Nicks?

It’s the addition of wheels to make the act of carrying the cross easy and painless that really tells you everything you need to know about the absolutely uncritical and selfish ideological positioning of this kind of politics.

Kept trying to get a T. Swift release party ticket and AMC keeps doing me dirty at checkout 😭

Nothing is acting like a warm balm right now quite like the wackadoodle hijinks of season 4 of The Morning Show.