patrick
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white woman of suburban descent. he/him
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married) to you?
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about 19 hours ago
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Leaving work before the craziness starts at MSG and they cut off foot traffic
about 20 hours ago
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Oh mother mother mother mother mother
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5 days ago
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Okay so guess I’m seeing Madonna perform in Times Square later???
5 days ago
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A year later and “Times Like These” by Addison Rae still HITS. A perfect summer malaise anthem.
7 days ago
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Wake up, gay! It’s Pride month!
8 days ago
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Mark Harris
11 days ago
Between the box office performance of Obsession and Backrooms (as well as several other recent films), it feels like something about American moviegoing tastes and habits are shifting very quickly in a way for which most of the people with the money to finance movies are completely unprepared.
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Finished this earlier tonight and wow wow wow what perfection
11 days ago
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Being a fucking MENACE* in the office today. *asking my colleagues for their receipts so I can close out the Amex expenses for the month.
11 days ago
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This new Arianna
11 days ago
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Hacks, I will miss you so fucking much.
12 days ago
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it_came_true_anne_hathaway.gif
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12 days ago
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Post a photo from 2019 The one stretch of that year where I wasn’t “going through it” also happened to be when I went on vacation in Bermuda.
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12 days ago
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Getting antsy because I’m almost finished with my current book and the two other books I ordered from Blackwells last week still haven’t arrived yet
12 days ago
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unfriendly reminder that “AI-generated authenticity” is categorically and inherently inauthentic! it’s lazy slop!
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13 days ago
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Can’t remember half the things I accomplished yesterday but I will forever remember my Starbucks partner number.
13 days ago
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Watched the season finale of Rock the Block and…those are the winners? Okay. Some people’s taste is only in their mouth, I guess!
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14 days ago
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I’ve discovered what a Mont Blanc coffee is and I need one immediately
15 days ago
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power restoration, curls abound
18 days ago
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A man has never been hotter than Kurt Russell in Silkwood
19 days ago
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Need to make a career off of shit-talking HGTV reality competitions
21 days ago
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Another night commuting home on the New Jersey Transit
21 days ago
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MarkPochow ❤️‍🔥
21 days ago
Support your local independent book stores!
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pretending like it’s not going to be 96° today đź«
21 days ago
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Because of the release of Tove Lo’s fantastic “I’m your girl right?” I’m reminded that not nearly enough of you sufficiently freaked out over her incredible “Really don’t like u” with Kylie.
24 days ago
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BIKE being like now we’re making jock music
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24 days ago
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“Yeah I was thinking of buying a few cock rings” oh you mean
24 days ago
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I’ve been up since 5:30am (earlier if you count the amount of times I woke up from work stress dreams)
29 days ago
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Committing emotional terrorism* on myself this morning * listening to the Great Comet OBCR
about 1 month ago
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going down smooth like Mexico honey
about 1 month ago
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I, a gay man who’s always had a thing for daddies, will always feel like I pulled off the flex of a lifetime by marrying the hottest daddy I’ve ever known 🥵🥰
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Bracing myself for the insanity that will be the next 48 hours 🫪
about 1 month ago
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Saeed Jones
about 1 month ago
I wonder if it’s this particular fandom, or all fandoms lately. Because something is wrong with all of us. And we’re carrying that “wrong” into spaces and topics that used to be joyful refuges.
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The Devil Wears Prada 2 was an absolute BLAST and I WILL be blasting “Runway” all weekend long. đź‘
about 1 month ago
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I have a day off tomorrow!…I’ll be doing yard work đź«
about 1 month ago
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My feed lately is people fervently recommending The Count of Monte Cristo to read and you know what? It’s absolutely working on me. Will be purchasing a copy immediately
about 1 month ago
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I love how my friends and family know when I’m hyped up on caffeine because I’ll send them multiple messages like “TAYLOR SWIFT NYT MAGAZINE INTERVIEW OMG,” and “NEW ARIANA ALBUM 7.31 I AM SCREAMING” in super quick succession, without pause
about 1 month ago
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Put this shirt on this morning and realized it’s gotten tighter in the arms and chest than it was last season. I feel like
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can relate.
about 1 month ago
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The feeling of a mezcal negroni fully hitting on the train ride home
about 1 month ago
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Kyle Stevens
about 1 month ago
The blockbuster success of Michael alongside the lack of consequences for those in the Epstein files in the same year is a shockingly clear sign of where we are (and a signal it could get even worse).
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Went for a mid-afternoon cocktail and fries moment at a local restaurant and now I don’t want to cook dinner đź«
about 1 month ago
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The water DID turn the frogs gay in the end 🥹
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about 2 months ago
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ready to do absolutely nothing and go absolutely nowhere 🙂‍↔️
about 2 months ago
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That iced americano I had this morning was Way Stronger than expected and I can now hear god
about 2 months ago
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Another day?? ANOTHER slay???? Please no I am so tired and inflation is out of control
2 months ago
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Marisa is one of the best writers documenting this moment in our history. It’s vital work that’s deeply human, which feels much needed right now.
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2 months ago
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Seeing two shows back-to-back nights and getting home past midnight both times means I’m running on fumes in the office today. SOS.
2 months ago
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in transit 🕶️
2 months ago
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