Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married) to you?

Leaving work before the craziness starts at MSG and they cut off foot traffic

Oh mother mother mother mother mother

Okay so guess I’m seeing Madonna perform in Times Square later???

A year later and “Times Like These” by Addison Rae still HITS. A perfect summer malaise anthem.

Wake up, gay! It’s Pride month!

Between the box office performance of Obsession and Backrooms (as well as several other recent films), it feels like something about American moviegoing tastes and habits are shifting very quickly in a way for which most of the people with the money to finance movies are completely unprepared.

Finished this earlier tonight and wow wow wow what perfection

Being a fucking MENACE* in the office today. *asking my colleagues for their receipts so I can close out the Amex expenses for the month.

This new Arianna

Hacks, I will miss you so fucking much.

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Post a photo from 2019 The one stretch of that year where I wasn’t “going through it” also happened to be when I went on vacation in Bermuda.

Getting antsy because I’m almost finished with my current book and the two other books I ordered from Blackwells last week still haven’t arrived yet

unfriendly reminder that “AI-generated authenticity” is categorically and inherently inauthentic! it’s lazy slop!

Can’t remember half the things I accomplished yesterday but I will forever remember my Starbucks partner number.

Watched the season finale of Rock the Block and…those are the winners? Okay. Some people’s taste is only in their mouth, I guess!

I’ve discovered what a Mont Blanc coffee is and I need one immediately

power restoration, curls abound

A man has never been hotter than Kurt Russell in Silkwood

Need to make a career off of shit-talking HGTV reality competitions

Another night commuting home on the New Jersey Transit

Support your local independent book stores!

pretending like it’s not going to be 96° today 🫠

Because of the release of Tove Lo’s fantastic “I’m your girl right?” I’m reminded that not nearly enough of you sufficiently freaked out over her incredible “Really don’t like u” with Kylie.

BIKE being like now we’re making jock music

“Yeah I was thinking of buying a few cock rings” oh you mean

I’ve been up since 5:30am (earlier if you count the amount of times I woke up from work stress dreams)

Committing emotional terrorism* on myself this morning * listening to the Great Comet OBCR

going down smooth like Mexico honey

I, a gay man who’s always had a thing for daddies, will always feel like I pulled off the flex of a lifetime by marrying the hottest daddy I’ve ever known 🥵🥰

Bracing myself for the insanity that will be the next 48 hours 🫪

I wonder if it’s this particular fandom, or all fandoms lately. Because something is wrong with all of us. And we’re carrying that “wrong” into spaces and topics that used to be joyful refuges.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 was an absolute BLAST and I WILL be blasting “Runway” all weekend long. 👠

I have a day off tomorrow!…I’ll be doing yard work 🫠

My feed lately is people fervently recommending The Count of Monte Cristo to read and you know what? It’s absolutely working on me. Will be purchasing a copy immediately

I love how my friends and family know when I’m hyped up on caffeine because I’ll send them multiple messages like “TAYLOR SWIFT NYT MAGAZINE INTERVIEW OMG,” and “NEW ARIANA ALBUM 7.31 I AM SCREAMING” in super quick succession, without pause

Put this shirt on this morning and realized it’s gotten tighter in the arms and chest than it was last season. I feel like @somegayhimbo.bsky.social can relate.

The feeling of a mezcal negroni fully hitting on the train ride home

The blockbuster success of Michael alongside the lack of consequences for those in the Epstein files in the same year is a shockingly clear sign of where we are (and a signal it could get even worse).

Went for a mid-afternoon cocktail and fries moment at a local restaurant and now I don’t want to cook dinner 🫠

The water DID turn the frogs gay in the end 🥹

ready to do absolutely nothing and go absolutely nowhere 🙂‍↔️

That iced americano I had this morning was Way Stronger than expected and I can now hear god

Another day?? ANOTHER slay???? Please no I am so tired and inflation is out of control

Marisa is one of the best writers documenting this moment in our history. It’s vital work that’s deeply human, which feels much needed right now.

Seeing two shows back-to-back nights and getting home past midnight both times means I’m running on fumes in the office today. SOS.

in transit 🕶️