Teacher: It's ok if you like it and it's ok if you don't because music is what? Class: SUBJECTIVE! Teacher: Very good!

Inevitably I am going to laugh when a Swiftie takes a negative comment too personally and spoils One Battle After Another.

First thoughts on Life of a Showgirl: The songwriting’s the best it’s been, the production surprisingly non-fussy, and the whole damn thing is just FUN and (oh my god?) HORNY. You could never make me hate her. Sorry she has a bunch of y’all upset, but I’m having a ball.

a friend-of-many-friends’ husband; please support and share if you can

fuck it, Taylor Swift albums ranked pre-Showgirl

good morning, showgirls today’s the day ❤️‍🔥

FADE IN: SPKY SZN 🎃👻🍂

My most curmudgeonly quality might be telling people to shut their trap when they’re yapping in the Quiet Car of the train. Like sorry but I didn’t wanna hear you yapping Richard that’s why I sat in here!!!

Hey so I’m a wreck

She’s coming! The only thing that’s keeping me going this week

Hakeem Jeffries is just… such a loser.

One of the “Real Gays of WeHo” just popped up on my IG feed. He’s newly divorced and boy oh boy do the last eighty or so reels let you know that by starting off “everything’s gonna be ok!!!”

True love is bringing home donuts from your favorite spot in the city after having drinks at a colleague’s birthday bash.

I’m (barely) awake I swear 🥱

The humidity in nyc today…girl not this

This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.

Giving myself much needed laughs by remembering the existence of Glup Shitto

Hey how is rapturetok handling all of this…non-rapturing happening? I take it they’re being pretty chill and understanding about it??

if you saw my previous post with a typo in it no you didn’t 🤗

anyways, who up Buckinghamming their Nicks?

It’s the addition of wheels to make the act of carrying the cross easy and painless that really tells you everything you need to know about the absolutely uncritical and selfish ideological positioning of this kind of politics.

Kept trying to get a T. Swift release party ticket and AMC keeps doing me dirty at checkout 😭

Nothing is acting like a warm balm right now quite like the wackadoodle hijinks of season 4 of The Morning Show.

ladies and gentlemen, her

Things are going great hbu

It’s never enough. None of it. They have everything, and they still protest to be the victims. Facism is an empty, bottomless beast intent on engulfing everything for the sake of nothing.

Oh look it’s Temu Avengers

A fitting first time watch tonight. #NowWatching

can’t believe it’s almost been a year since I married my dream guy 😍✨

I’ve approached the “I can’t wait to get home and pop a Pepcid” age

Slept for 10 hours last night and woke up to the most immaculate autumnal vibes at the lake cottage.

I had the blues but I’m shaking them loose

fellas I am so gay for movies

Listen I felt HOT in these today

I’m wearing high-waisted pants for the first time and two immediate observations: 1) my ass looks GREAT in these 2) sitting down and breathing normally is a challenge 🥴

A fucking banger of a read. Couldn’t put it down.

Reading this at a glacial pace BUT really taken with the atmosphere and characters. A great primer to the fall season!

I want y’all to have more mornings filled with joie de vivre like this because we need it

Could not hum a lick of whatever song of his has been repeatedly crowned “Song of the Summer” or discern what makes him the Best New Artist. Then again, it being 2025 and all, this says *so much* about pop culture writ large right now.

I don’t think you should have to fight in a foreign war, and watch your friends die, to get decent healthcare.

Finally put up all the backlog of films I’ve watched in the last month on Letterboxd. Feels GOOD.

Muttering “that boy is corrupt 💥” complete with a whip sound effect for the past week around my house

Hootin’. Hollerin’ even.

Would’ve won Powerball earlier this week, but I’m too wokey :(

Circling back to “Wuthering Heights” trailer: If anything, this might be the push for me to FINALLY read it and get into Brontë, and for that I’m happy. Sure as hell not getting the “poster as book cover” version though, I’ll tell you what.

Powers restored but Summer Fridays are gone 🫨

The Kennedy Curse