Tomato Pie is revolting and Philly should be ashamed of it. (If you don't know what Philly-area Tomato Pie is, just imagine you take all the ingredients for a Sicilian pizza and just do the worst things imaginable with them)

"Where we're going we won't need eyes!"

From Washington to the Local Wawa: How It Feels as an Immigrant in Bucks County | Regardless of where people stand politically, it’s hard to ignore how much closer national tension feels now, writes Olcay Ayata.

15 best movies; don't think about it too hard! An American WW in London The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Moon Kill Bill vol. 2 Jurassic Park Muppet Christmas Carol Tombstone Empire Strikes Back Snatch Monty Python Holy Grail PotC Black Pearl Dr Strangelove Hunt for Red October Clue Tremors

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

Of course Chobani nonfat plain Greek yogurt has a World Cup tie-in. Soccer is the Chobani nonfat plain Greek yogurt of sports.

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

So this thread is distressing and amazing and depressingly hilarious but.... Either Flying Mezerkis doesn't know what rizz means or I don't and I teach middle school...

Pro tip: add some* sour cream and a packet of ranch seasoning to literally any Hamburger Helper and you have made a Michelin-starred meal. *Some=anywhere from a tablespoon to 18 cups

to all who celebrate...

1998 Godzilla is: -A great movie -A great 90's movie -A great action movie -A great action-comedy movie -A great Godzilla movie -Has great special effects -Has one of the top 5 (maybe top 3) soundtracks of the 90's -Has a top 5 ensemble cast of the 90's -Best creature design outside the original

you, a fool: it's impossible to qualify who has the "best" life, due to the immense complexity of-- me, grabbing the mic: the bear from the bear baiting scene on Game of Thrones demanded frying pans full of whipped cream between every take, and everyone had to applaud him while he ate

Written by a friend and former coworker's wife

Today just jumped to the top of the list of Funniest Days For It To Happen

Damn…looks like Death finally Chuck Norrised.

When you block me I make a funny little noise like a bluetooth speaker disconnecting

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

I believe I am going to go insane

I just don't know if Senator Markwayne Mullin is up to the task of running DHS. He'd have a major role in overseeing the travel industry, but here's a photo of him cowering in fear from a harmless group of lost tourists. He's terrified of tourists!!

The joys of aging...I've started growing one extremely long, extra coarse eyebrow hair that flips down directly across my line of sight if I move my eyebrows even the slightest bit.

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

Maybe they'll let it happen this weekend so his cult can claim the day off is about him in the future.

I've given it a lot of thought and, given his penchant for hotels and scandals and naming shit after himself, I would be okay with Trump buying the Watergate Hotel and renaming it the Trump Watergate. I feel like that's a fair compromise that everyone can get behind.

Remember, Lichtenstein is actually the name of the scientist who created the country.

okay look, i support whatever she could plausibly say she's going to do here, but it would be really, really funny if It Happened tomorrow

Post a car picture you took (I promise this one is worth zooming in)

Jim Carey Grinch. Saw it when it came out then avoided it for ~15 years, then married a fan.

This was two days before I left for China and it actually made me MORE comfortable flying because I was like "what are the chances TWO planes out of New York go down in the same weekend?"

Got a Topato Potato sticker as a bonus item with a gift my wife bought me. I feel like Topato has a similar energy to Taika Waititi's Blackbeard. @topa.to @wigu.org

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just googled "but seriously what does dom disandro actually DO" and my phone called me a narc

I liked "Wake Up Dead Man" and love Bonoit Blanc / Knives Out overall, but are we really supposed to believe this is a former street boxer? Kid's got ears like a Trump weather map. Woulda been punched to shit years ago.

I am in favor of doink points in addition to the XP/FG. Doink the crossbar or upright? That's an additional extra point. Double doink? We're going up by an order of magnitude. 10 points just for the 2nd doink. Triple doink? You basically caught the golden snitch. Bring on the doink specialists!

Me, a Bar Patron: i would like to drink a Guinness and have a chill time Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio

My most Boomer opinion, and I've felt this way since the first time I ever legally entered a bar, is that ALL live music in a bar is too fucking loud and sounds like dog shit. No bar musician anywhere ever has played music at an audible level. It's all blown-out-speaker dog shit.

Sandwich man leaving court

At least he made the planes crash on time

This is essentially identical to the "what color helicopters are surveilling you" PSA in the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social

Penn State fans already have the white face paint necessary to become The Joker

She's a fictional character, but if Eliza Doolittle had lived a long (but not impossible) life, she could have owned an iPhone.

A few weeks ago I posted my unhinged Eagles take. Here's my unhinged Penn State take: People have been saying "it's now or never" about James Franklin from the second he took the job in January 2014. This year it really is now or never. We will never have a more favorable schedule...

I've loved "The Shawshank Redemption" for decades but I only just now, this moment, almost 40.5 years into my life, realized the premise is "what if a modestly above-average white man went to prison"

I'm down the shore and had a few drinks so I'm gonna put this in writing: I've had a feeling the last few months the Iggles are going to be the first team to threepeat. Last year was the storybook year. Dominant overall, amazing individual performances, thoroughly slayed a dragon at the end...

Ugh