I guess #Sinclair didn't like people blowing up their advertising revenue, did they? Remember this the next time they pull some shit. Money is the only language these bastards talk.

I swear, there's a historic event every fucking day now.

[trying to convince my buddies to follow the sirens into the deep with me] it can only good happen

Autism was discovered in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1950.

Remember, if you are in line to be raptured, STAY IN LINE

Pro-FA deez nuts, got em

Can’t believe I FINALLY have an occasion to wear my velocirapture T-shirt tomorrow

I'm not worried yet. Mock raptures had me projected as a 7th-round pick.

It's 4:35 and I still haven't been raptured

Secret Service? more like Secret Serve Dis dick! Got em.

It's Baby Safety Month.

What if we all just stopped paying taxes 😂

People are only scared of showing their faces when they have something to hide

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

Republicans: *do the detailed plan they made before the election that pretty much everyone knew about* Americans who voted for them:

Babies shouldn't be eating candy, so yoink

Yep, this is the sign of a healthy democracy

Thought there'd be a cold day in hell before I had to rally behind Jimmy Kimmel but here we are

Apparently, being antifascist is the same as terrorism now. In other news, this machine kills fascists. open.spotify.com/track/649Zk1...

Antifa isn't an organization. It's just a portmanteau of the words anti-fascist. So, definitionally, if you declare that antifa is your enemy, that makes you a fascist. Period. Full stop. I don't make up the words, I just define them and use them properly.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

I got to stop waiting until the night that something is due to start doing the thing

Shrek 2 is the best sequel to any film and it’s not even close

"Today the United Nations commission that I lead is publishing its legal analysis of Israel’s conduct in the Gaza Strip. Our conclusion is stark: Israel has committed genocide against Palestinians in Gaza... History will judge how the world responds." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/o... (Gift link)

Zuckerberg won't see your posts but your friends with high myopia will

Please take a break from doom scrolling and enjoy a video of my pigeon on an oscillating fan

Netanyahu & his cabinet of war criminals are planning for "voluntary" migration of Palestinians from Gaza. Having starved them and bombed their homes, schools and hospitals, how can it be voluntary? This is ethnic cleansing. It's a war crime. NO MORE US MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

JD Vance's mamaw would be ashamed rn

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

How about that.

Shit ain't been the same since Panera discontinued the speed lemonade smh

They can't lower the flag to half staff for kids killed in school shootings because it would never come back up.

I assume this will be continued for all other victims of gun violence every day

Fascism is not simply politics. Fascism uses politics as a tool to achieve and maintain absolute power over people. We don't debate fascism. We fight it. Know the difference.

Oof.

Look, you reap what you sow

youre laughing while a depressed and angry 42yo man is getting a tattoo in honor of charlie kirk next to his swastika tattoo. maybe you need to reevaulate who the real bad guy is here.

The President’s signature on Epstein’s card is more real than the President’s gunshot ear injury.

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Can't believe I still remember the quadratic formula after all these years

I'm about to just call and chew out my senator for letting this bullshit happen