I have to admit, I'm impressed with the persistence of the pretense to civilization. Even now, when the masks are but loosely attached, there appears to be a fondness for the old forms, the outdated systems and the ill-suited insitutions. Thus are we robbed of even a nostalgia for what was.

My live action Celebrity Deathmatch pitch - Rob Schneider v. Andy Dick.

I never realized the phrase "In America, anyone can be president" was actually a threat.

I'm mildly curious as to what monkey paw wish is responsible for all this.

No, as a matter of fact, I am not holding.

Ah, to be living in the "fuck it, we'll do it live!" age of history.

When the Galactic authorities find out what we've done to the planet, this will be the community service part of the plea agreement.

"...but if we could just get into the files! I'm sure we could find evidence of a cr..." trailing off as she realized what she was saying.

Beaten by 26 seconds. You win...this round.

I don't always wish ass cancer on someone, but when I do, it's on Pedolf Shitler. He's the worst garbage human on the planet, and the world will tilt off its axis the day he dies. From all the dancing in the streets. I can't fucking wait. themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/i-hope-ped...

It's not just about choosing the ladder over the shovel, it's understanding you are in a hole.

"We'd thank you for the fish, but it's full of microplastics."

Say what you want about Philipp Mainländer, but he knew how to set reasonable goals and he had follow-through

Flan in the oven Not ready until tomorrow Deep despair sets in

I had breakfast with Frankie Muniz once. And by that, I mean I spent 20 minutes staring at him across the restaurant trying to figure out why he seemed familiar.

Here is a thought - what do you think would happen to the people in charge in Iran just said "Okay, we all made our point, time for us to chill"? Do you think the people would let them?

I'm starting to think that nearly five decades of war, deprivation and sanctions might have turned the Iranians into Fremen.

So, to demonstrate that the 'negotiations' are not happening, Iran is about to lay the hurt on somebody.

You know what would be more helpful than easing sanctions on Iranian oil? Allowing the import of Chinese EV's. Maybe someone remind Pedolph Shitler that he hates Elon.

Come and see...

𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦-𝘦𝘺𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 - "I'm not with them..."

Jehova does his own business 1 Samuel 15:3 - Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Only partly. Military budgets are 'use it or lose it', reducing budgets to what was spent in the previous fiscal year. One year, we got a choice between parkas or a cookout, we chose the cookout. Just schwenkbraten and burgers, no steak or lobster.

I aint' gonna watch a youtube video from four years ago. What did those people know about anything?

Hot take of the day: Cane's sauce is gross.

Tips from a Jew who wants to see Israel abolished and replaced by an egalitarian state with full political and civil rights for all residents of its territories: -"Zio" is a slur, in any context -"Zionist" is a vague term that you should really try to define before you go throwing it at people

Pain is an ocean, it has its tides and moods.

Now is the time for all the worst people to start doing the right thing. I mean, it's been time, but now is good, too.

Chuck Norris didn't die...he just got patched out.

I think calling it "WW2" was just asking to complete the trilogy.

Hey, I'm all glad for Afroman's first amendment victory over the local sheriff's department... but bitch, we ain't friends.

If you kill a man, you build a legend. To truly destroy him, you demolish his story first. This is also the case for empire.

Memento mori, memento vivere

"Computer, end program!" Well, it was worth a shot.

Everyone is worried about WW3 being some kind of instantaneous orgy of destruction, but what if it's...not. What if it just a series of mild to moderate conflicts accompanied by increase of environmental disasters until civilization slowly devolves into chaos and death. Worst writers ever.

I've got to stop trying to find some strategy or overall plan in the nonsense. The only thesis consistent with the observation is that they are attempting to provoke bloody revolution. And, of course, that leads to "who is 'they'?". Better that it be chaos than sly plans laid deep.

There is a place after anger, after disappointment...I know not the name of this cold and empty land, but it is vast beyond reason and sanity is but a whisper to any that wander there.

There has to be a better way.

The ability to explain an idea is like skin. Yes, can exist without it, but it's a horrifying abomination that repels any who encounter it outside its safe environs.

I have faith in the American people to make it through this current crisis. Because that is the only way they can start pretending it never happened and not learn a damn thing.

...and the horse you rode in on!

Honestly, none of this was in the brochure.

I'm wondering, what is there in the current 'establishment' that this generation can't just shrug off? What if they don't watch your streaming services? or your movies? or read your media, go to your schools, or buy your shit? What if they are all just like, "nah, we good"?

The GOP doin' Joe Kent like a twink at CPAC.

Like a twink at CPAC.

I'd love for him to live long enough to see the inside of a prison cell, but I'm willing to compromise.

Amazing discussion. Good on both of these guys for hugging it out.