I realized today that Moseph has absolutely developed an understanding of "gimme kiss" & will shove his head into my face when I say it (sometimes with enough force to actually injure me, but still 😭)

an amazing experience I never expected to have is eavesdropping on a text convo between my brothers and my boyfriend on which movie monsters have the most disappointing dicks (Nosferatu currently winning [or losing, depending on how we're judging this]) #HogsOnFilm

one of my fave weird Pitt things has always been The Two Rite Aids next to each other (but not connected) and both shitty but in different ways - they have been there as long as I can remember but I was unaware that we were supposed to call the second one Side Aid 😭 www.reddit.com/r/Pitt/comme...

The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time

I hate mean bus drivers.

SO fucking excited for the rapture; really hope they're right this time

All I can think about when folks bring up the rapture is free shoes for atheists.

no offense to Certain People but that would have beaten my best time if I hadn't had a cat on my lap 😒

I could have*sworn* that was already an answer sometime in the past year.... Huh Wordle 1,555 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

lol wasn't this one of The Five Obstructions

My most Gen X complaint is that this question ignores our existence.

could everything stop being terrible for, like, a couple of days? maybe a week? just give us a moment to catch our breath.

uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?

lol I've never gotten a perfect score so quickly

I'd venmo someone $5 to create an accurate Smug Doomer Blocklist so I could get these assholes and the unbearably insufferable "oh so you didn't see this coming?" cunts out of my feeds forever

lol okay that was a first.... Wordle 1,553 2/6* 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

boy oh boy i hate how relevant this one is becoming

Trump’s allies now control X, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, & TikTok. They own Fox News, CBS, WaPo, WSJ & NY Post. They own Sinclair Broadcasting which has 200 tv stations and local news in 100 markets. “Freedom of speech” is now what Trump and his billionaire pals say it is.

I’m sorry @vanityfair.com hiring Nuzzi is such a fucking gut punch to all the great underemployed journalists out there who don’t sext with their sources, which, to be fair, is pretty much everyone except Olivia Nuzzi

“holding a bitcoin” motherfucker what

absolutely no question in my mind I am the sweatiest educator this side of the Mississippi

A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol

huh

Yesterday Fresh Air did an interview with Robert Draper, who has covered Charlie Kirk. And this section on Draper's relationship with Kirk said a lot to me about modern access journalism, and the soft coverage we've seen in the wake of Kirk's death.

idk who decides on the Nobel Prize Seed Brackets or whatever they do but I'd like to nominate the person who invented the little plastic frame you can put over your phone screen for positioning the screen protector

Feels like a good historical juncture for Bluesky to allow users to make their content “private.”

The Holy Mountain (1973), Dr. Alejandro Jodorowsky

The Christmas decorations are going to be terrifying this year, aren’t they?

I have been swamped at work today so I'm actually out of the loop on why my timeline is flooded with Patel getting absolutely OBLITERATED by Crockett and Kamlager-Dove but my god I so rarely open social media and get like... a reward that nourishes *my very soul.* My goodness. Happy Wednesday, y'all

Immediate no

Pulitzer-worthy lede

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

not going to pretend borderlands 4 is high art but I appreciate that it’s unabashedly stupid. sometimes I do just want to shoot stuff on a big map. kill ten space rats? I can definitely do that for you

so, as a lady getting brand new skin problems as part of the whole Perimenopause Treat, are we allowed to wear the little sticker-like zit patches the kiddos are wearing out in public bc I kind of think they're kind of hilarious

live your life such that when you die, everyone mentions how good looking you were

Stealing this post bc these are the exact four I would have chosen off the top of my head.... but idk there's an actor who shows up in my all time faves more.

I continue to be amazed at the absolute lack of courage

fucking same y'all

In case anyone was wondering if these were getting less bonkers.

v glad to be home but WOW my farty boi is EXTRA farty like he missed me so much his body just stored up the gas to wait ✨✨just for me✨✨

satisfying Wordle 1,549 4/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

there's a regular pilot on my route who, if we're at all behind schedule, promises he's "gonna fly it like he stole it" and I love him so much

kind of relieved I've never been responsible for a certified banger ™️ tbh bc I've been on an airport moving walkway listening to Built to Spill and I don't want to be responsible for that bind of emotional response in another human

86% sure the problem is My Ears you guys no amount of technologically possible bass on my very nice headphones is satisfying to me 😒

I agree with whoever said the first technical challenge was absolute bullshit. As an educator, if you give a test and all the students fail, the problem is with the fucking test. #GBBO

cat-sitter has started referring to Mo as 🎨Mo-Na Lisa🎨 I will be leaving her an extra large tip.

fyi www.wgnsradio.com/article/9482...