BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.

not in this household, buddy!!

WTF

student told me yesterday their prof requiring them to use AI for their final project so now I gotta get loud. hate it. every fucking second i have to think about this shit is a second i don't get to think about actually fucking real life.

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

Convinced that this instrument was made for the Nigel Tufnel of 19th century Milan:

15:11 but i sleepy but felt like a proper Friday puzzle

repairing the tiny screw on my glasses without the aid of my glasses: a memoir

6:48 another super easy puzzle

hell yeah this sounds rad 😍

“what fresh hell is this” is so sick because it’s like “yeah, you’re not even a stale hell which is the minimum standard down here. fresh? lol u suck.”

looking up the legal definition of the word "either" to see if it changed with the times or no

super easy puzzle, prolly woulda had personal best if i didn't stop to sip coffee

found this on the street still in shrinkwrap. Park Slope is wild.

they should build dedicated travel lanes for all those motorized bikes. and locate them in New Jersey.

"american canto" lol a canto is a division of a longer oh nevermind

🎶 yesterday's coming and it don't like you 🎶

kiddo and I are up to season 9 of Simpsons and this is me explaining the jokes.

If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

half-space AND power-space?!!?? in this economy??!?!

Just remembering how Dixie Flatline's payment for the Straylight job was to have his sim erased.

This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.

Wordle 1,609 2/6* ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💅🏻💅🏻

Message to all faculty: your expertise is no longer trusted or valued at this so-called “university.”

Huge congrats to a real ed-tech hero, @linkletter.org, who survived a five-year legal odyssey after he posted a critique of Proctorio on social media. linkletter.org/update-33-th... I so admire Ian's bravery in the face of corporate bullying. Kudos and congrats, Ian!!!

Happy Book Day to me & @kevinlferguson.bsky.social & please have your school's library grab a copy of GENERATION X from @bloomsburyacad.bsky.social www.bloomsbury.com/us/generatio...

Happy Publication Day to @melisser3.bsky.social and me!! It's pricey, but you can ask your library to grab a copy! #generationx

11:43 on the puzzle. . . i want to like to more than i did, but yet.

🤗🤗

Ma'am you were vice president of the United States of America

fellas, is it gay to sport a beard?

took pile of leftover Halloween candy to class and this was leftover 👀👀

THE CHILD MUST BE APPEASED WITH A BLOOD SACRIFICE

such a fucked up email to have to send

word nerds: the answer to the wordle today is of unknown origin! like no etymology?! how much history have we lost.

*me listening to thelonius monk* huh, this guy sure can play the piano.

In yet another meeting about how to comply with the law and why are we the only people who have to?

fucking hated the puzzle today. 21:27 and 5 of that was filling out the stupid [redacted]. awful.

only 100s? come on, guys, we gotta do better than that...

couldn't do it without you

this is rad if true

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009