I CALLED IT!

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

the bromance continues

This, but for education, too!

THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is delightful: funny, charming, inventive.

gosh so much this part: “If you ask tobacco companies to help write your school’s policy on cigarettes,” Garrett quipped, “you’re going to end up with guidance on how to smoke responsibly in school.”

what if i fucking kill you

curiosity killed the cat owner's african violet, peace lily, vase, sleep schedule,

a neighbor and I were trying to help a stray cat that was chilling in the road and we got the fine folks from Flatbush Cats out with a trap and snacks and then . . . a guy opens his door and stares at us like "why are you stealing my cat?"

the penne opticon

the place I've ordered the country ham from for years has apparently gotten too fancy and corporate and doesn't make it anymore boo #DerbyProblems

Readers added context: Pee-wee Herman was never a licensed monkey trainer. He did enlist the help of a chimpanzee to save animals from a burning pet store, but the chimp was not trained by him. Also, chimpanzees are not technically monkeys.

Iran's retaliation

"No way. Fuck off."

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Everytime you think "ah finally, a good use for AI", you should step back and realize that such a response is exactly the kind of wedge corpos are trying to drive between laborers Everyone's expertise and craft is "finally a good use for AI" to those outside the field. Learn solidarity please

Garfield, no!!

wouldn't a car be faster?

Never expected to cheer so hard for the Baudrillard Papacy

“Learn AI” is such bullshit. THERE’S NOTHING TO LEARN. It’s like saying “Learn how to call Domino’s and ask for a shitty pizza." #NotASkill #MotherfuckAI

puzzle was a slog today. done at 15ish but then 5 minutes figuring out how to input the [things]

dawg I am trying to GROW FLOWERS THERE

porch panther Ali just absolutely covered in dirt and pollen, snoozling away in the sun

look it's the two genders is this anything

NYU also has an absurd guest entry policy. Remember when there was momentum around ending Columbia and NYU's massive tax breaks and using that money to fund CUNY? A bit late for this (overdue) New York State budget cycle, but worth taking up again next year. www.repairny.org

New York City types: don't forget it's Participatory Budgeting Vote Week! ballots due Sunday . . . . rnd.council.nyc.gov/PB_Voting/

happy birthday to one of my favorite people, @elizabethalsop.bsky.social !!! 🥳🎁😘

Exactly one year ago today:

so many typewriters!!!

1995, written and directed by Bob Gale.

it's here if you have thoughts: academic-marketing.oup.com/c/114AWWVv9Y...

lol Oxford UP how you going to ask me about "AI" but tell me you're going to use "AI" to "read" my responses. make it make sense.

“Everybody’s using AI for everything nowadays, and if you don’t, you’re a misfit outsider who should be stoned to death in the town square, and then resurrected virtually from your data so you can be stoned to death in the virtual town square, for infinity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

NO BETTER WAY TO FIND TYPOS THAN TO HIT PUBLISH!

DOE chancellor is asking for "Stakeholder Feedback" on their guidance on "AI" survey.alchemer.com/s3/8751093/G...

staying up too late with my bestie who holds the cube too long. spring break is officially over.

new work! vimeo.com/1182379601

@melisser3.bsky.social and I wrote about this! blame our fucking parents and capitalism for forcefeeding us shitty candidates! we didn't do fucking shit!

Gen X!! WYD!!

they relented under my pressure campaign mwah ha hah but still the best place is probably vimeo.com/1182379601

Marcus Aurelius with the bangers

kinda dig this! shout to Bailey Fountain, one of my absolute favorite places in Brooklyn.

Comcast out here being 🤐🤐

So the official stance of the US Military is to board and seize commercial boats in international waters. My brother that's just called piracy?? They brought back measles and now we're bringing back pirates, we're really speedrunning ourselves back to a Victorian romance novel

was once New Amsterdam.