Every Democrat consulting agency currently learning the wrong lesson about likability metrics and drafting an all new snake-based kitchen-table-issues branded campaign

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Busted out my Niners hat and hoodie to wear today because I’m still in my feels about Starfleet Academy

I started crying like half way through this week’s Starfleet Academy and was absolutely bawling at the end

Going to church (bogo boneless wing night) to pick up my to-go penance (mango habanero wings) so I can go home and excoriate my physical self while I also excoriate my soul (watch the new episode of Jujutsu Kaisen)

I’m in desperate need of a bed rot day

I’ll take wins wherever I can get them, and mentioning the whole Cursed Child invitation in 2018 AND the yacht logs has gotten more traction in dropping her stuff from apathetic people than anything in the last five years

Fallout Season 2 was FUN! Goddamn that was fun

LETS GO! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

for some reason all the techbros have been talking about building Dyson Spheres all of a sudden and to be clear: we are so comedically far from being able to build a dyson sphere that they may as well be promising magic. we are MILLENIA away from building dyson spheres

Nooooooooo! Five Guys stopped listing cheese and bacon as toppings in their POS. Now they’re add-ons and thus not added for free. Goodbye bacon bacon bacon cheese cheese cheeseburger, we had a great run. 🫡

Feral, crying, gnashing teeth

Chappell Roan in Mugler at the #Grammys #fashionsky

GodDAMN

i just can't get over how much bad shit we're learning has been connected to epstein and his circle this whole time. the culture war, the demonization of trans women, /pol/, even the rise of microtransactions in games?? all of it connects to mr. pedophile island??? lazy fucking villain writing

I love women. I love love. I love women loving women.

Honestly biggest surprise of the Epstein files was Xbox live coming out of it looking pretty good for banning him in 2013

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

You and me both sister

It has now been four years

I just took the third hottest shower of my life and I feel ALIVE

BOYD: Now for my part I have never believed the lie that we are man’s best friend. RAYLAN: Y’ain’t best friends with any men? Not a one? BOYD: Touché, for I am best friends with you, Raylan. RAYLAN: Well if pressed for comment I wouldn’t say we were *best* friends, Boyd. BOYD: We dug hole together!

BOYD CROWDER TO RAYLAN GIVENS IN A UNIVERSE WHERE THEY’RE BOTH DOGS: We dug hole together

Oh this looks fucking fuuuuuuuuuuun

I feel like my brain is overdrafted. Every additional thing increases the deficit AND hits me with an overdraft fee

the "youtube for babies" viral thumbnail bit is insanely good this is keeping me sane

ICE is less than 23 years old. It became an overt tool of fascism with zero structural changes. It was always that kind of tool and it has no place in a functional democracy. It must be abolished and all participants tried for their crimes.

4:3 crop is perfect lmao

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

It’s wild how such good messaging this is on so many levels. Like this is a masterclass

I finally finished this Enterprise D LCARS cross stitch! Was supposed to take about a year, but longcovid had other plans for my brain and ability to count. So it's been over four years instead. It has a bazillion-jillion stitches in it.

Happy JJK Thursday to those who celebrate

Hrnnng

My issues with Starfleet Academy are directly tied to the now standard 10 episode season. Like I cannot stress enough how much that has absolutely ruined most television.

1. Huge good news to light up your day. Every year, EITM launches the trans girl scout cookie list. As of today, we have hit a new record. Scouts on the list have sold 71,000 cookies and growing. www.erininthemorning.com/p/trans-girl...

Call @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and demand he WHIP THE VOTES! ☎️ 202-225-5936 ☎️

I called my rep and they are a hard no. Have you called your house rep yet? reps.fyi

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social why are you not helping stop ICE from secretly violating the 4th Amendment? It sounds like since they’re secretly passing around a memo and training new people to break the law of the land they don’t really count as law enforcement, do they?

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and you’re embarrassing us right here at home! You know what’s really not affordable? Living in a fascist dictatorship with an active secret police. You can do more than one thing at a time. Whip the goddamn votes you coward

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you really can’t even whip the caucus to stop funding this? What good are you then? If you’re gonna lead, maybe you should, I dunno, actually lead you spineless fucking coward

Call your reps. Let them know that if they vote for ICE funding, you will not vote for them ever again. Representatives need to feel the heat. NO on ICE funding. No excuses.

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you really can’t fucking whip the caucus when this is happening? Where’s the line where you actually do ANYTHING to stop this? Because at this rate we probably passed it a long time ago but just haven’t found out yet.

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you realize that by not LEADING the opposition to this you’re guilty by complicity, right? If you don’t have your own spine, maybe we can crowdfund one for you.

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you’re a fucking spineless coward who talks the talk but can’t even walk the walk by WHIPPING VOTES. You don’t even have to win, but at least show the fuck up to the fight you piece of shit

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you goddamn spineless fucker. They kidnapped a 5 year old, used him to knock on his front door to get inside, and shipped him off to Texas by himself. WHIP. THE. FUCKING. CAUCUS.

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, why would you not whip the caucus when this is happening?