when i changed my last name i hand-made an edited version of the Burger King logo to say Burger Ventura instead. thinking of that today

the toxic pit overlook in butte isn't even open today. literally, open up this motherfucking pit

moving out of a purple state with one of the worst democratic parties in the country means i can run my mouth about the bullshit i experienced working there more freely now

say what you want about maine nazi guy (he's bad. don’t vote for him, obviously.) but seeing a certain crowd of liberals twisting themselves into unironically talking about Susan Collins as a bold voice for Democratic good is possibly the most surreal shit I've seen in ages

seriously, why does a tourist attraction with billboards for literally the length of one of america’s widest states close before sunset???? explain yrself, wall drug

subtlety was never my strong suit

may the fourth be with you.. in your moving adventure (this message sponsored by u-haul)

starb war

Peanuts by Schulz: Tuesday, July 18, 1995

*tapping a pack of Hebrew Nationals against my palm* “It’s been a loooong day, I really needed this”

just a little something to take the edge off

shoutout to the guy in the grove city, pa walmart parking lot blasting phish

Surprisingly, Wanderlust Carried Us On - miscellaneous benign ramblings on moving, identity, and opportunity. thank you all for everything. we soldier onwards.

Poster's Choice store-brand tweets

"this feature works better on the u-haul app" and other lies

MayaTel services - telephony and Plex - will be offline starting today until probably late next week. the bots (@esnupi.me and @twwbot.bsky.social) will remain online. we apologize for any inconvenience.

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

Surprisingly, Wanderlust Carried Us On - miscellaneous benign ramblings on moving, identity, and opportunity. thank you all for everything. we soldier onwards.

Evgeni Malkin more than earned another year. Skinner seems like a great dude but I have zero interest in signing him. What's the point? He lost the net in playoffs and it is Murashov time Mantha, woof. Big Elmer left me wanting more Ben Kindel with more strength, look out Awesome year #65

currently watching my wife be held up by NS 0.4 miles from the station

i've had The Simpsons on in the background while i've been packing and i started with Season 1 so i have to hear bizarre things that don't mentally make sense, like "monty burns is a normal human at age 84 and was a college sports star instead of a literally ageless demon" and also "marge is 34"

the main thing i'm confused about is how my main account supposedly has eight strikes. 2.67 outs! nearly a whole inning! what does the number mean!

cigarette-curious thinkpieces are a recession indicator

This was the role me and like 50% of my colleagues played in 2022 and the other half were sycophants above all else and guess which half got forced out of Democratic organizing permanently

tearing my desk apart and man, i've had this thing for a long time lol

Help! My Domme Is Making Me Say Nice Things About Myself

got one of them new fangled Smartphones

Even if a $18,000 BYD car is sending data back to Shenzhen I don’t really care because by that point I’ll be in the Chinese Car Hackers Discord channel sharing PCBs that prevent it from doing that along with 3D printing STLs of cup holders in the shape of Luffy from One Piece.

chat, they popped me for using a NL bit

show’s over, folks. back to @mayawalkwith.me

"I hope our little game hasn't caused you to perspire, Chef Kenichi."

had a woman tell me i was both right and ahead of the curve on how much i hated American political journalists and i've never felt more fulfilled in my beliefs

i can quote post but not reply so i'm just gonna post this link www.post-gazette.com/news/transpo...

that’s the old part of the Pittsburgh airport. it’s so old that dinosaurs died down there waiting for flights

finished the scans of the BW roll i shot in LA. i am thrilled with the results and it really makes me want to dev my color shots.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

i know it’s aesthetically hollow liberal brained, however, i have been doing this lmao

anyways the email said i was banned for 3 days but gave the date as the 10th, which is in four days. so who fucking knows

no regrets, full disrespect to all Atlantic writers and people who support them