Everyone waits until we get some good weather forecast for the weekend then looks to get their bike ready a couple of days out. Don't do this, book it into your local independent shop around now. Get it sorted while it's raining outside.

I unfortunately couldn't make this show, but did see 2 of the 3 acts doing their own gigs so clearly Joe has great taste. If you're in the area check out the ones on the 14th and 21st - an absolute bargain of a price for a great cause!

Not the main point but reading some of these Epstein emails really makes you realise why so many of these guys love ChatGPT

Think that's me done with twitter, not for any goodie two shoes reasons like it's a right wing propaganda machine or using AI to make child porn but because I've been logged out and the password reset doesn't work any more.

My favourite time of the year. If anyone is nearby and wants a show reccomendation gimme a shout

Yes, we should study whatever this mysterious capitalist phenomenon is.

Is this MP sponsored by papa johns?

Other libraries are available with similar strictures and well preserved defaced books. Why not join @dremmaparker.bsky.social @joeearley.bsky.social and @rideleicester.bsky.social during #LeicesterComedyFestival on the #JoeOrtonRide to the #PorkPieLibrary letsride.co.uk/rides/ride-l...

A @rideleicester.bsky.social favourite. At one point last summer we had two led rides meet each other at the entrance to Watermead, one on the way out and one on the way home!

Single? Oh I hope they meet someone nice

honk honk, that's the sound of the geese

Worlds most famous bike mechanic? Sheldon Brown will be spinning* in his grave. *freely on buttery smooth cup and cone bearings

Did you have snow overnight/today? #UKSnow I’m researching public attitudes towards clearing Snow and Ice in the UK. Are you over the age of 18 and live in the UK? If so, you can take part in my research by clicking this link (details inside) app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/liverpool/...

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

Running a few gigs during @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social yfest.bsky.social with @rideleicester.bsky.social will be doing most of the announcing acts etc over on Instagram rather than here. If you would be so kind as to give us a follow that would be great www.instagram.com/rideleiceste... x

Running a few gigs during @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social yfest.bsky.social with @rideleicester.bsky.social will be doing most of the announcing acts etc over on Instagram rather than here. If you would be so kind as to give us a follow that would be great www.instagram.com/rideleiceste... x

Going to be driving past Cheadle Royal later, or as the Americans would call it Quarter Pounder with Cheadle

What Paul Doyle did should be triggering a national conversation about car use in the same way that Dunblaine did for gun ownership

I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.

did… did the dog write this recipe

On the bike in Edinburgh today, wonder if this is to commemorate the comedy award or Taskmaster

Day 337; restate my assumption: billionaires made AI talk like that because that’s how everyone talks to them and it’s shaped their worldview. For the low low price of $200 per month for ChatGPT Pro you can have your own, personal, Yes Man.

The ultimate test for a Merseyside socialist: how do they park a car? Many self-described socialists will park like this! We see you

Liverpool: You'll Never Walk Again

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

Red Light Comedy at The Bike Park in @LeicesterComedyFestival - Tickets for life not just Christmas - All profits to @ActionHomelessLeicester … @carltonreid.com @danjmartin1.bsky.social @joeearley.bsky.social @action-homeless.bsky.social @hiddenhistoriesjim.bsky.social @activetravelcaf.bsky.social

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OFFER LETTER WITH THE VAMPIRE ONBOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE PROBATION REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE EMPLOYEE EVALUATION WITH THE VAMPIRE CONCERNED CHECK-IN WITH THE VAMPIRE SERIOUS TALK WITH THE VAMPIRE FINAL WARNING WITH THE VAMPIRE EXIT INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

Focaccia Friday

I had the pleasure of chatting with one of GB’s newest World Champion In The Wheels Of Harry Hudson youtu.be/8sHQFt-gA_g (likes and reshares etc very appreciated)

September's listenings

Fun choice of idiom for the maternity hospital

Strongly hope they all actively ride against each other like they've wanted to for the last two years and pretty much fill the top 5 with Remco

why economy bad? why not economy good for little while, where good economy go

Women's Confidence Boosting Ride - A Tour de Leicester - All Abilities Welcome ! www.letsride.co.uk/rides/ride-l... @mungotalks.bsky.social @wheelsforwellbeing.org.uk @emilykerr36.bsky.social @ginamizell.bsky.social@katetscott.bsky.social @lauralaker.bsky.social @ataxia.scot

You can just about hear the theme tune to Blackadder first series if you listen carefully ... www.letsride.co.uk/rides/ride-l... @attilastockbroker.bsky.social @timmorton2.bsky.social @hiddenhistoriesjim.bsky.social

Looking forward to leading this tomorrow, not much of an organised religion guy, but I do love a good church. Looking forward to discussing some of the history, architecture and socio-political history. Plus, the route we've put together up along the river is lovely. Get involved.

I thought the Ingerlund flag shaggers had gone overboard, but no…

Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 19

A shame for all the young lads missing out on giving each other dead arms on the injection site.

I saw a dreadful scene today... a couple were fighting. Then thankfully the police came, but they started fighting with them too. Then a crocodile came and stole everyone's sausages!

@rideleicester.bsky.social @timmorton2.bsky.social Spotted this interesting initiative from Sestrans (South East Scotland transport) over the weekend. Brompton hire lockers. Cool idea I haven't seen elsewhere? sestran.gov.uk/brompton-bik...

Visma | Lose a Bike

Who’s got 287 thumbs and is no longer allowed in the morgue? *points to self* This cunt!

Not that anyone asked but here are my tip top pics for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Plus (shows I've already seen/am seeing elsewhere) Mayor and His Daughter, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, Sharon Wanjohi, Hasan Al-Habib, Jacob Nussey, Catriona Dowden and Vittorio Angelone.

Got two tickets for Daniel Kitson tomorrow evening at Birmingham MAC but can't make it. Free to a good home @fyeahdanielkitson.bsky.social

Rick Flair getting married: WOOO! Rick Flair getting divorced: wooo (sad) Rick Flair as a ghost: WOoooOOOooo

Oh no, what it do?

This Monday !