The thing is, I was never an otter at all

Once I get hit on the head by a second coconut and get my memory back it’s over for you bitches

My husband wrote down some requests for me

I am going to cry... this is the best rep of Keely ever... every minute waiting for this piece was worth it. I am so in love with this. Thank you @wryote.bsky.social this is beyond anything I could ever imagine. THIS is what I mean when I say 'I got that dog in me!'

We stan a saluki girl that can kick your ass. — Commission for @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social 💕

I like when anime does this

My wife vs. me at 3am, drunk off my ass

new mortal kombat roster lookin good

Anxiety with a touch of depression

Gallows Fox and Gallows Bird

Who wrote my name on this bar bathroom wall?

Having a throw down (house warming party) in October in L.A. Who's down!??

I know I'm getting old because it's 8pm on the weekend and I just joined a Vintage Stove fan group online

I've fallen and I can't get up

This is how Twin Peaks started

Keith Haring is about to come back to life and cut some motherfuckers Dude was all about giving his art out for free and making it accessible... to the point where his peers told him his 'art would be worthless if you keep drawing shit for random people for free'

Is this an A24 film?

CorningWerewolf

Shoes incoming!

Send me pics of your shoes right now

All roads (on Bluesky) lead to furries

Meet my wife

People were always sealing each other away in olden magical times. You don't see that as much anymore

Don’t despair! Tomorrow is another day. Save some despair for then

oldy but a goody

If ever anyone brings up Linux in conversation, please, I beg of you all - please say *exactly* this.

Lo fi , meerkats only

once I asked my parents if they had any ghost stories, and my mom was like "well, we used to live in a farmhouse with a faucet that always leaked." and then my dad said "one time I saw the devil"

Doctor: "How much water do you drink a day?" Me: "Well I'd say at least 1 can of La Croix at lunch and another at dinner" *Doctor laughs* Me: "What's so funny?"

Just gonna throw up a few of my recent favs from Twitter over the weekend :)

Anyone else call it "Bisky" or is that just me?

Storm priorities: The roof is leaking in our closet and I'm mostly worried my husband's unopened My Little Pony collection is going to get wet

we’re dead ?

Dads standing outside the house waiting for the hurricane to hit and their wives telling them to get back inside

Me, an Angeleno, preparing emergency lighting for the hurricane tonight

Oh no my wife joined the app! Give her a follow! Let's all be sexy friends! @thoughtotter.bsky.social

Here for the skeets

Where am I