mir scheint ihr habt schon länger nicht mehr eure heights gewuthered

Nori update AND Gyoza update

Some days pediatric anesthesia is fun and educative and some days a kid nearly fucking dies and you don't get to choose which

HE DOESN'T MISS FOLKS open.spotify.com/intl-de/trac...

In dieser Folge widmen wir uns einem speziellen Thema, nämlich der Versorgung einer wirklich anspruchsvollen Patientengruppe: Früh- und Neugeborene!

New PG album tomorrow let's go www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...

🧠Tipps and Tricks bei der präklinischen Schlaganfallversorgung 1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“ 2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie) 3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben #Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd

Individualized PEEP: Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3? Maybe! Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Es gibt ja immer Mal wieder Gelegenheit, den Unterschied zu erkennen zwischen solchen Kollegen, die Medizin studiert haben und solchen, die Arzt geworden sind. Gendern überflüssig. #SterbenmitStreeck

Myocardial stunning: the moment of silence when your patient's CO suddenly goes down the drain

The way Ranka Lee looks at Sheryl Nome, like if you agree

i owe so many video game designers an apology

Lil’ Ghost, Lil’ Ghost one I’m scared of the most, can you scare me a little bit of love? 🎶🎃

Jesus Christ just spend time at the bedside

Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃 May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘

Ich in Dienststunde 22 3/4, 10 Stunden nach der letzten Pinkelpause: hallo ich kann nicht mehr geradeaus schauen darf ich ihnen noch schnell am Rückenmark rumstochern

bestseller this year i hear

Joel Topf, just out of the shower where I was wondering why it is: IgG IgM IgA IgE Rather than IgA IgB IgC IgD IgE #NephJC

Show of hands, who here had a patient with a history of penicillin allergy actually react to a different beta-lactam? (and if so, was it a clinically relevant reaction?)

Largest ever study of peripheral 23.4% NaCl with 863 administrations 😀 Some extravasation did occur, but it *didn't* lead to any major problems (tissue necrosis etc) If someone is having an ICP crisis, you should worry about their BRAIN and not their ARM - their arm will be fine #EMIMCC

If you ever want to make sure the surgeon is paying attention, loudly say “OH MY GOD HE’S NOT BREATHING” in the middle of a general anesthesia case

New blog: Fresh dueling guidelines about post-arrest care from the AHA and ESICM 💔 BP targets 💔 Who needs an emergent cath? 💔 O2 targets 💔 pan-CT scans 💔 temp targets 💔 neuroprognostication Which guideline do I love? 😍 You'll have to read the post to find out. emcrit.org/pulmcrit/202... #EMIMCC

kann man sich heute nicht mehr vorstellen aber in baden württemberg mussten wir nach dem duschen auch das wasser falten

ECMO course done ✅ I can now call myself a certified pump head

Brother Herbert's Big Onion

Die neuen #ERC-Leitlinien sind da! www.grc-org.de/files/Conten...

Apparently my most controversial medical opinion: If your patient says they're in pain, you should believe them. And act on it.

For my international followers, context for my last post: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh9o...

Bereite mich auf Knorkator vor und wieso hat mir niemand gesagt dass die Buchstabe neu aufgenommen haben www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHOw...

Related: I'm working with a lot of post-surgery pts currently (as in the first 24h) and the next time somebody suggests keeping them NPO "just in case" I will start throwing things

BEING PAID,—what will compare with it?

Might be getting internet at the new place the day Hades 2 releases, wish me luck

They're making the sunsets transgender!

[Shitpost] You know what, I promised @sugarcomatosed.bsky.social I’d draw Suzu in the Puerto Rican Dad Fit (her father and uncle used as reference), and I heckin DID This is the textless version, and I’ll only show the version with text if you ask my really, really hard lol

if you play Archspire songs on a harpsichord you just get Bach

the German soon evinced his complete ignorance of the White Whale

scout images for CT scans are hidden gold the scout often gives you high-resolution images of a LOT of the body (FAR beyond the body part getting the CT scan) for example, the scout of a CT C-spine may be great to confirm ET tube position #EMIMCC

🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo] 🎶

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Polytrauma 🤝 obstetric bleeding - A clotting situation best described as "shit's fucked" - never enough IV access - resuscitate before you intubate but Watch Out :)

Had two guidewires kink off today and turns out this is a known issue with our new central line kits I know patient care isn't a priority for the higher ups but isn't replacing a bunch of equipment cheaper than getting sued for a sheared off seldinger?

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,

(Basic) ICU Hemodynamic “Secrets” - Part1: I know you know them, but let’s remind ourselves of some basic hemodynamic "secrets":

Supportive sharks are all you need #art #sharks #comic

God I forgot BDG has a spot with pokemon now so him being on the VGC livestream genuinely made me go ‼️‼️ lol Plus this means all my online interests are coalescing again so Wolfe Glick on Um, Actually when?

Hey #ansky anybody else having clusters of the same problem in a single day or sometimes week? Haven't had an esophageal intubation in forever but when it happens it's always at least two on the same day (today: both due to bad positioning bc non-OR anesthesia is a bitch that way sometimes)

Leute! Wir decken gerade Patient*innen mit nassen Tüchern ab, verteilen Getränke und schwitzen uns kaputt. Könntet ihr bitte bei 33°C in der prallen Sonne keine völlig bekloppten Dinge machen, um dann mit einem Sonnenstich zu kollabieren? Wir haben genug zu tun!