Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Among other things, that movie got one key thing right. In any self-respecting newsroom of ye olden times, the desks really always were that messy. (In the 90s & beyond, we regularly got memos about how we needed to clean up our acts, literally, and people ignored them.)

DJ you cannot be doing this, man

I thought the post-9/11 patriot police who demanded politicians wear little flag pins were pathetic but the UK has put that to shame

But he made up for it with love letters to Kim Jong Un.

Mekhi Becton is questionable tonight, which means LAC could be undermanned on the interior vs—oh no. Oh god no.

Reality has a liberal bias, it seems.

Ravich calling "Thuggish Ruggish Bone" "Jaws music." 2 Americas.

Tragic

CRAZY ONE-HANDED TD CATCH BY MIAMI'S CJ DANIELS VS NOTRE DAME! The play was upheld after review. Sean McDonough and Greg McElroy on the ESPN on ABC call (also, a cameo from Michael Irvin celebrating the TD). 🏈🔥🎙️ #CFB

I was out walking and missed a one handed catch I guess (via ESPN)

Shotgun in 4th and short is a bad idea. I harken back to @amytrask.bsky.social’s Shoe Math and I will post his a lot during football season. It’s not hard, coaches.

Or, more succinctly: (via @harebrained.bsky.social)

Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents

I don't know why I did this

worst reboot of the Abbey Road cover, ever

FBI, DEA and other law enforcement recorded in Georgetown walking around “There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”

reverse angle on it here

Me on the toilet

WORLDSTAR

I’m sorry this is one of the funniest passes I’ve ever seen

Smooth work from Kelsey Plum

Endzone text reacting to the doink

First doink of the season, I love that sound

Why has nobody asked the obvious follow up question of “why was a resort spa staffed by a bunch of 14-15 year old kids?”

there are Florida Mans in Hawaii

When I would like some tea

Oops...Earlier tonight even the Redblacks fans were getting in on the meme. 😅😂 #CFL

He has nothing but contempt for the flood victims as well as, frankly, the entirety of the American public.

apparently someone sawed off the legs of his chair before his hard-hitting interview with ... his daughter-in-law

Yuki Kawamura pass between the Sacramento Kings player legs

Noa Essengue coast to coast

Yuki Kawamura behind the back pass

Noa Essengue rebound and scores

Noa Essengue and 1

Noa Essengue with the block