Couple of friends enjoy some sloe gin fizz's

Everytime I see Judy Greer I point my fingers in two different directions and say

europeans can't handle their mountain dew

The Padres may never win again

Welcome back from the break

Why didn't we have Miller pitch the 10th?

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Were Padres fans collectively evil in past lives?

Incredible stuff here

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

0 days of post 8am sunrises in San Diego, not my problem nerds

(I absolutely stole this)

This does not count in the rule of three with Graham, only accepting American politicians with that one. This has its own category of "he seemed like a cool dude and was in a bunch of stuff I liked" category www.news.com.au/entertainmen...

Trade for everyone!!!

Awesome shirt

#Mute #Padres

I just spoke to Lindsey Graham this morning, the Senator from South Carolina. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes ... about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, Mitch McConnell. I told him we want to see him back to work as soon as possible.

i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world

victory lapping on this one

It’s uncharacteristically considerate of these hateful people to tap out early so we can test-run our jokes before It Happens

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Am I tho?

Grounds crew!!

The Minutemen go fishing?

God damnit Padres

MLB app showing porn

What the fuck? I just ran up stairs and it's now 5-2??

🍆🍆🍆 www.darkhorizons.com/trailer-mich... 🍆🍆🍆

Please do this yesterday House to vote on bill to make daylight saving time permanent - apple.news/A4CZfW8DWT4u...

Absolutely no problem with this New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

"The crazy lady is back talking off into space crushing cookies again"

10-4 Padres win? Must have been a national televised game

Tarps off is the dumbest thing. If you're in like prime Brad Pitt in fight club shape you can take off your shirt

Michael King earning pitchers gold glove

Oh, I'll be dismissing it MLB

Three person booth? Hello Jesse and Tony

I guess Hulu shows the pre feed for ESPN games, because the steady cam looking in from center field into the park at the park and just watching the goings-on inside was awesome. Would love a no announcer broadcast game

For all you older kids, every time I prep to shave my head I feel like this dude

One time while on MUNI, someone had their bike on the front rack and while at a light some dude stole it off the rack

Crowd Boos After Little Boy Steals Foul Ball From Adorable 42-Year-Old Man https://theonion.com/crowd-boos-after-little-boy-steals-foul-ball-from-adorable-42-year-old-man/

It was pretty sick seeing Mitch McConnell come out with Slayer for Reign In Blood tonight.

The Padres may never lose again.

Success! Bacon tracked the poster down to Brooklyn's King Kog bike shop, where a superfan had rescued it and gave it the presentation it deserved. Note: The superfan also had purchased and displayed a Raleigh Competition just like Bacon's character rode in the film. 2/2