I was reminded today that we should just put Japan in charge

Dumas

Oil of Ughlay

W.e.e. I saw P.e.e.

Wonder how many "cocksuckers" she drops youtu.be/GqW7qOWzDiU

i don't know if the same technology that automatically capitalizes the first letter after "vs." every damned time is the same technology as the Autonomous AI Murder Drones, but it's close enough to make me skeptical about the murder drones

I find this slapdash reporting implausible. It's hard to believe the president would knowingly target young girls.

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Ty France correctly challenged the closest call possible. Avoided strike three and the end of the inning. Delivered an two-run single on the very next pitch. ABS legend Ty France.

Masterful Troll, TCM.

Robert Carradine, Revenge of the Nerds and Lizzie McGuire actor, dies aged 71

Spring training day 11: Tony Vitello doesn’t understand why Giants bats don’t make “ping” sound

This guy gets it.

[watching a movie on Tubi] “You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a..” “Bedshitter. Does that describe you? 95% of adults poop the bed. In fact, you’re probably pooping the bed right now. Take Glorblax for a better night’s sleep.”

Weeee, that was fun

I'm actually fine with an MLB salary cap if it comes with a cap on ticket prices at like $25 for the best seats and $5 for the worst, and free MLB tv with no blackouts. How will teams make money you ask? That is simply not my concern.

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

I learned something, but at what cost?

Cancel the season. The Padres suck

just occurred to me what Prince Andrew is staring at

It getter

I really did not miss those baseball zen bumpers

Only the fasciest fasch for us.

Omg! 😂😂😂😂😂 #yycbike #cycling bikepush.com/cyclist-ride...

Down to just 73 copies of the P.E.E. 12" left, from the 300 announced two days ago! Huge thanks for the enthusiasm with this one! Def will sell out in presale! shop.deathbombarc.com/collections/...

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🥇🥇🥇

Just a tribute to dear old father

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

Oh hello youtu.be/lcvUGs3xaDM

Done with the Bond's

Homer reacts to being hit by Marge in The Simpsons for the first time in the latest intro!

What if Lemon Party and Grindr did a cross-promotion.

Bring back Donald Fehr www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

So as #Padres fans should those of us that still have profiles at the other place just @ @padres.com letting them know they need to post here too?

Damn it, another good one bites the dust

This was fucking rad and I hope it gets so much attention.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Wait, what??! Dear California, just sayin'... Switzerland uses a mobile overpass bridge to carry out road work without stopping traffic.

....Head on over to Bluesky to see Padres fans freak out....

On my Bond rewatch noticed this cameo

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

I have now reached the Daniel Craig portion of Bond movies. Repeat the Daniel Craig portion of Bond movies.

"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"