Padres Haiku
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See you at the game
about 17 hours ago
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The Padres may never lose again.
1 day ago
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MANNY!!
1 day ago
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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagalus the wise?
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2 days ago
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The Padres may never win again.
4 days ago
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What the actual fuck?
4 days ago
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Canning sucks and the dodgers are score like 15 runs
5 days ago
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An hilarious game to blow.
5 days ago
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Time to pull King
6 days ago
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warrior cop
6 days ago
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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The Padres may never lose again.
8 days ago
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Sex on baseball fields/ needs to be genuine now/ no simulations ///
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9 days ago
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The Padres may never win again.
10 days ago
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The Padres may never lose again.
11 days ago
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The Padres may never win again.
12 days ago
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The “straight-down-the-middle” camera angle in Milwaukee is something all broadcasts should aspire to.
12 days ago
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*Immediately Checks the News
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14 days ago
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Manny Machado! (sincere)
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14 days ago
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I’d like to challenge Walker Buehler challenging that pitch.
14 days ago
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Tatis may never homer again.
14 days ago
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Dropped Mike
about 1 year ago
[date] her: I’m a librarian me: lol astrology isn’t real
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The Padres may never lose again.
15 days ago
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Welp
15 days ago
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Padres since the Mexico trip.
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15 days ago
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The Padres may never win again.
16 days ago
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Rodolpho with your smile so bright…won’t you guide Micheal King tonight.
17 days ago
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The Padres may never lose again.
18 days ago
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Rodriguez’s stance looks like he’s getting a standing colonoscopy
19 days ago
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Sitting France on Cinco de Mayo, actually not a bad idea.
#PadresHistoryChat
19 days ago
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The Padres may never win again.
19 days ago
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Effin' Birds
20 days ago
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The Padres may never lose again.
21 days ago
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We’re saved!!
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21 days ago
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23 days ago
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Omfg I’d never thought I’d tweet this but Giolito can’t get here fast enough
23 days ago
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Out
23 days ago
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The Padres may never win again.
25 days ago
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Call France the Maginot Line with the way that went through him.
26 days ago
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The Padres may never lose again.
26 days ago
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Tatis may never hit a home run again.
26 days ago
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The Padres may never win again.
28 days ago
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Anonymous
28 days ago
The highlight of the shooting is all the press and influencers yoinking bottles of wine and champagne. Good on them for that.
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Both teams wearing their Spanish language jerseys is a nice touch. đź‘Ťđź‘Ťđź‘Ť
29 days ago
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Because of the exchange rate, both the Padres and the Dbacks get 17.3 challenges per game.
29 days ago
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The Padres may never lose again.
about 1 month ago
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Five runs in the ninth is kinda our thing
about 1 month ago
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It’s getting late.
about 1 month ago
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The Padres may never win again.
about 1 month ago
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The Buehler we wanted vs The Buehler we got.
about 1 month ago
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