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I never do this butâŠif you know anything about being âpunkâ you know how important it is to love and support people who need it. And if you know anything about punk music, you know how important Jamaica is to the genre. If you can, consider donating something to help Jamaica.
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World Central Kitchen | WCK in Jamaica After Historic Hurricane
World Central Kitchenâs Relief Team is in Jamaica after Category 5 Hurricane Melissa made landfall. The storm brought destructive winds, torrential rain, and widespread flooding. Weâre working with lo...
https://wck.org/relief/melissa-25
about 2 months ago
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d.ly
9 months ago
INVENTOR OF THE LETTER Q: yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
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potion of
6 days ago
there's fuckass beauty all around us
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As well as the Padres poet laureate, Iâm also the Associate Shit-Post Manager for Padres Blue Sky.
2 days ago
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Thembo
9 days ago
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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Canât wait to see who throws out the first pitch.
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9 days ago
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Indiana-Notre Dame is going to an amazing championship game.
13 days ago
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Ygrene
13 days ago
[driving by some data centers in a field] me: data centers
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Iâm very concerned at the lack of No-Limit Soldiers amongst Gen-Alpha. Stop saying â6-7,â and start saying âUHH!â Thank you for you attention to this matter. đșđž
28 days ago
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Everyday Veep seems less and less fictional.
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about 1 month ago
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The new city connect teaser dropped. Looks like they will be Blue and Orange with a Dia de Los Muertos theme. On brand for the death of competitive Padres teams if weâre being honest.
about 1 month ago
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I mean Bud Black WAS available.
about 1 month ago
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VERY early for an April Fools Day joke AJ.
about 1 month ago
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Hey, at least Notre Dame won.
about 2 months ago
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Chris Houston
about 2 months ago
I donât get what the big deal is. They just went to a Coldplay concert together.
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I never do this butâŠif you know anything about being âpunkâ you know how important it is to love and support people who need it. And if you know anything about punk music, you know how important Jamaica is to the genre. If you can, consider donating something to help Jamaica.
wck.org/relief/melis...
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World Central Kitchen | WCK in Jamaica After Historic Hurricane
World Central Kitchenâs Relief Team is in Jamaica after Category 5 Hurricane Melissa made landfall. The storm brought destructive winds, torrential rain, and widespread flooding. Weâre working with lo...
https://wck.org/relief/melissa-25
about 2 months ago
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Nate's Myth
about 2 months ago
[reading halloween costume descriptions] naughty librarian? like, they use their outside voice inside? it should come with a megaphone or something.
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đđHave yourself a Deeny lil they/themđđ
about 2 months ago
You never let me do anything, your honor
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie
2 months ago
ooh well done
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Now do Ohtani
2 months ago
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Well now that the baseball season is done I can concentrate on the fall of American Democracy.
3 months ago
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Emma Stone is crying in a Star Waggon somewhere and I will never forgive the Padres for doing that to my sweet sweet precious princess.
3 months ago
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130 days till spring training.
3 months ago
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JACKSON FUCKING MERRILL
3 months ago
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Please Bobby. Not today.
3 months ago
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Game
3 months ago
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Xanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
3 months ago
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Nandoooooooooo!
3 months ago
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LuĂs Arraez regressing to the mean will feed generations.
3 months ago
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#NadieSabeNĂĄ
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3 months ago
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A Padres/Mariners World Series would heal the nation
3 months ago
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#NadieSabeNĂĄ
3 months ago
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AI generated playoff shirt.
3 months ago
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Padres playoff bound / walk it off to punch ticket / team of destiny?
3 months ago
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Hell yeah balk run.
3 months ago
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The Padres donât belong in the playoffs.
3 months ago
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RamĂłn-ya gonna bone-ya!
3 months ago
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!
3 months ago
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When the waiter says âSorry we donât have Coke, is Pepsi ok?â
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3 months ago
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Estrada sucks now.
3 months ago
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Anyone who thinks Kilgore was the âgood guyâ in Apocalypse Now has Moral Terror and Horror as friends.
3 months ago
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There better be a story about a players only meeting tomorrow or Iâm flipping over a table.
3 months ago
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Weâre getting swept and no-hit this weekend, sadly.
4 months ago
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Diaz standing ovation at Coors?
4 months ago
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Thatâs zero effort / dropping series to the Oâs / team should miss playoffs
4 months ago
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Swung at ball 4
4 months ago
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Stroud has a box in his basement marked âChristmas stuffâ thatâs filled with dull knives.
4 months ago
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
4 months ago
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Padres are really Mets-ing up this season
4 months ago
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Watching Hawaii vs Arizona. You know, the Big 12.
4 months ago
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If I were the workers, Iâd simply size the means of production.
4 months ago
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