i don't get how there are so many computer chip shortages when half the world is a fab

a classic, never gets old

I'm not sure what this means for my year

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Yes.

A battle Bunny 🐰

bunny²

i wish i had the food autism that lets you eat the same thing everyday. i mean maybe i do have it. its just my autism foods happen to be tiramisu and filet mignon.

Left their trans friend in the car when going to the grimy mechanic

I often wonder what it would take to break Americans' seemingly unshakeable faith that rich people are smart & talented, as opposed to lucky & shameless. This guy is an obvious dullard, brain-poisoned in exactly the same way everyone else on the right is ... like most rich people!

Bunny 🐰 #furryart

turns out that being an August '97 Virgo just makes you evil 🤷‍♀️

"I'm not a furry"

so insanely fucking real for this

I wonder how many GDC talks have been given by people wearing butt plugs

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three MAHA moms at a raw milk co-op in rural Michigan.

"I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong jacket" Hands her a short skirt, long jacket, and some estrogen

I'm sorry but WHAT professional photographers are into this? HOW are they into it? As an award winning photographer myself I feel like I'm losing my mind

very useful information Google love this hellscape

take Mr. Pichai's money and give it to everyone displaced by his mistake machine

hmmm, maybe I should work on being more of a porn category and less of a real person

extracting cautiously

getting a robot girl to tell me all her favorite stories about her life so i know what memories i can threaten to delete if she doesn't do what i say

reminder that the SR71 blackbird should in fact be thought of as a spacecraft

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

should i fuck around and get bigger tits in 2026 too

bro what do you mean aaron rodgers might be lying about having a wife

I'm way too star wars pilled right now. I'm a jedimoding forcehon. I'm hyperspacecore. I'm lightsabermaxing. call me an asteroid field the way I want you to force-choke your admiral in me. who up torpedoing they thermal exhaust ports. hey girl if I was a whomp rat would you bullseye me in your begga

Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Epic, Fuck The Game Awards. Posting this to their X but NOT their Bluesky just SHOWS they know they're doing some bigoted shit & just don't wanna get called out for it. Imagine hurting your Transgender playerbase like this? And your Transgender viewers {In the case of TGA}?

"From former Titanfall devs" oh? "another hero shooter" oh.

The funny thing is that if every person on that beam was shot to death society would immediately begin reaping the benefits

Stop trying to prepare students for work, please, god

oh no, they're my two modes

im showing up as a patient in the greys anatomy hospital and im begging and pleading for my surgical montage not to be intercut with a song by The Fray because i know damn well if The Fray starts playing in the operating room im absolutely dead by the end of the episode

liquid immersion cockpit mech pilot looking at a sous vide steak and starting to cry a little bit

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

swear to God something's in the water making everybody horny

you know, this gives me an idea

I'm not a dog girl but uh if I were...

vaginal intercourse isn't sex because the vagina isn't a hole topologically speaking

reject braindead Dakota Johnson capitalism. embrace cunning Kristen Stewart anti-capitalism.

the only disorder i have is Her perfect sweetie angel disorder

RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT

i had a really goofy idea

Every politician that follows the current administration who does not punish all of these evil men will be my enemy. No half measures. Not anymore.

Frank can rest in piss

chat, what do we think about prestig-ing this account?

bro forgot there's no good billionaires