Girl #theadventuresoftintin #art

a Culver's ad pitching "Midwest magic" in-between two songs off of Wallsocket is actually gonna kill me stfg

holy fucking shit 10/10 100/10 1000000/10

stg i’m gonna crawl through my phone at the next person who tries to hand it to curtis sliwa, a man who had his goons DO VIGILANTE ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV FOR SEAN HANNITY LAST YEAR you know the whole ICE thing you hate? YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WEIRDO TRIED TO DO AMATEUR ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV

the only gender affirming care I need is a spouse that makes $200,000 a year and keeps getting me pregnant

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

local woman discovers secret to happiness: eating entire bodyweight in cheese each day scientists claim "we already knew this, come on"

True meaning of Transness

Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan

As I say every year, there’s no reason to treat the Globes like a legitimate award bestowed by a real organization.

most aren't but some have magical properties like making computers work or flooding your brain with seratonin

Imagine hating trans women when we're literally just these bitches:

Whoever wins the ball game tonight, I think we can all agree that the greater goal is humiliating and demoralizing the Dodgers

LAZINESS IS VIRTUOUS AND I'M NOT JOKING

why can't Kojima be gay for his wife?

"there's a lot of soy boys" says the one who looks like he has a dom bf on the dl and cooks his steaks "normal" 😂

#SaveSpeech Theres an Age Verification bill in the Wisconsen senate that is aiming to force Adult websites to block VPNs The bill is SB-130 /AB-105! Folks in WI need to get out and yell at their state reps about this!

Now's the time to call up Visa/MC to ask 'hey, how come you guys will pay for ChatGPT and Twitter subs but I can't buy certain games off of Steam?' Because I frankly would LOVE an answer to that...

cancel ur spotify subscription rn i am so serious

no i dont dislike you because you have bpd i dislike you bc you very knowingly have had major bpd for years that constantly leads to you hurting others and at no point have you ever sought help or tried any kind of exercises or Any technique to better manage your bpd

Cancel Spotify. Get everyone you know to cancel Spotify. Spotify needs to become the prime example of what happens when these platforms run ICE ads.

repost if you FULLY SUPPORT cis women's right to trans-affirming surgeries to pass as trans women. they deserve care like the rest of us #CisRightsAreHumanRights

bsky follower to beloved spouse speedrun any%

Hot Take: I think constantly pushing for more performance and breaking engines with 1200 horsepower is horrific and incredibly disrespectful to the soul of the car. You are doing things on purpose that you know will kill her with the intent to suck the life out of her as fast as possible.

🎶ooh girl, shock me like an...🎶 huh, your butthole is shocking, I'll admit that

to paraphrase Bo Burnham: "I want [Gavin Newsom] to somehow survive a terrible car crash and somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital"

it's so sad that Ari Drennen put all her bimbofication points towards society and forgot to be attractive

ari drennen is like caitlyn jenner for trans people

I mean if you didn't get these vibes from his content, were you paying attention?

ピンタレストで自分の過去絵流れてきたわ…

[touching the adhesive residue from her where her estrogen patch was and a single tear rolls down my cheek] im sorry i wasnt there to protect you

corrupting a younger woman from normal latte sipping livelaughlove-core all the way to it/its rubbernun goth painslut might fix me

imagine using an F35 as your profile pic and trying to convince people your opinion on politics are anything but a joke

y'all better be out here for the Brewers Cubs game tomorrow too

two scorelines, zeros staring across each other as the innings mount, twelve, thirteen, fourteen - that's yuri, isn't it?

I know bsky has the sauce because I know what's going on in baseball rn

hey rusty, im dusty

"Dry handjob tonight queen?"

War of the Worlds ass headline

This isn’t just “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of wrong it’s “Charlie Brown never had a dog” levels of wrong

all circumcised trans women are victims of fgm, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

Spock bimbofication