Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.

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Has trump claimed a rigged election yet?

Suddenly craving tacos. And not because its Tuesday

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Not seeing a whole lot of coverage of what appears to be trumps conversion to Islam. Thought it would be bigger news

Been offline for a bit. Is he dead yet?

This tweet just received a full-blown guffaw from my dad

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

@sanders.senate.gov gets it. The government is for the people by the people.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

I’m at ICE HQ

HOWLING

"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."

Pete Hegseth is still denying photographers into the Pentagon press briefing. You guys know what to do.

It’s a great day to be doing the people’s business.

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

Go on about "deadbeat" AOC...

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Who made this? 🤣

Who do I contact for my $1700?

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Philadelphia, you are the best

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

Reposting

The crowd at the Olympics was not booing JD Vance. If you’ve ever been at a sporting event where they yell Coop or Lou it sounds very similar. They were yelling JD.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

For the intentionally obtuse: there are many many ways to enforce laws. Stop framing issues as ‘don’t enforce the law at all, or enforce it in the worst way possible.’ Your false choice is intentional. This is deliberate. And it’s going to be our downfall if we persist.

This message hits hard.

Christ on a bike, this is brilliant. And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10

This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

Let’s hope the exit door for Pete Hagueseth, opens the door to the international court of war crimes. Cheers 🥃 May he be followed by the PedoPig, the puppy killer, the crypt keeper, the cat lady hater and and and… #Pinks #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

From Esta over in X world

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Reminder of who the real threat was, and who the threat has never been. Maybe today should be a day of atonement.

Mark Kelly: 39 combat missions in the Gulf War; 4 space shuttle missions as NASA astronaut Pete Hegseth: 109 rectal missions up the Trumpasshole; 7 yr Funnel champion for lamda lamda tool