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BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.

Charlie Kirk was a private citizen Melissa Hortman was a seated lawmaker in MN No Flags were flown half staff at the WH for her death by gun violence

Bet he's awake now 🤣

break-flation.

‼️🍿🍿🍿‼️ Ohhhh, I like this one bestest! 👀👀👀👀

Superb

Breaking News: Yankees have fired the scorekeeper. Announce they won 12-10

Meanwhile in Scotland...

Excellent messaging. Pass it on

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It’s so easy, even a cavewoman gets it. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

This is brilliant. I bow down to whomever created this.

“In 47 years, I’ve never seen my father diddle.. ..f*ck.. I meant doodle.” — Don Jr.

I see we’re at the “OK, Nixon will release his own transcripts of some of the Watergate tapes” stage of this story.

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

Actual footage of White House officials dealing with the Epstein files:

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

Ugh dogs are the best. The absolute best.

Motion to start calling these empathy-hating ghouls CHINOs—Christians In Name Only

If you think the people in a state that went for Trump deserves whatever happens to them but you are exempt from this as a citizen of a country that went for Trump you gotta break that down for me

Oh FOTUS will you ever learn about fact checkers?

donOLD has launched yet another sexist attack against a female journalist, calling CNN reporter Natasha Bertrand a dog and demanding she be fired. REPOST if you stand with @NatashaBertrand against tRump !

Perfect.

Good morning BlueSky! Happy 99th Birthday to Mel Brooks!

Bernie to Dems:

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

It’s hard to overstate how angry rank and file Dems are at the Dem establishment now. This is the way the wind is blowing. Step aside for young people who this country will need over the next several decades long after you are gone. And if I were a self-preservationist incumbent I would take note.

I don’t know who made this, but I love it!

“Thank you, President Trump, for inviting me to Mar-a-Lago and for your full and total endorsement.” — Mayor Eric Adams

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

More of this, please ♥️

New York has never been more welcoming....

When I was young, if we wanted to find the secret rave, we'd have to be smart enough to solve a puzzle with a few clues placed around the city that would eventually lead us to the address. The next G7 should do that.

Ice fishing.....