1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined

hey maybe we should have a conversation about the person who hired all of these guys

I just simply cannot imagine what it must be like to be this out of touch. Guy straight up describes how it already works like "wouldn't this be so bad if this is how it was!?".

Not sure how anyone can sit through a health insurance presentation at work and not come out the other side radicalized as hell. Joke of a country.

I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

What's so good about this is it is the best kind of internet content but it's also kind of nostalgic as it's the kind of shit we did after school before the internet was invented

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I GET TO WATCH FOOTBALL TODAY AHHHHHHHHHHHH

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

5 years with the wifey today 🥺 time flies

Incredible video

Just pissed in the Rick's urinal and some guy waited for me to be done instead of pissing in the sink. Gen z has fallen.

being in ICE or Border Patrol must be so crazy right now, you’re walking around as the disposable henchmen you can kill without qualms in the coming century of films and video games

I don't understand why people are so toxic on elite. Play a couple banger games saying well played each time then they start winning and it's turbo tea bagging and "That was Rough" every game.

bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this

please stand and salute the flag 🫡

abandoning away messages is the worst thing the internet ever did

gotta drop a gif reply every now and then to keep the zoomers off balance

white people tacos are good you just cling to notions of authenticity because you're weak in character

I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU

>wake up > horrors > work > kiss girlfriend > smoke weed > repeat