Leaked image of new Apple EV.

I’ve cooked eggs and bacon for myself every day for like a week. That’s not only some kind of crazy record for me, but I think it makes me an actual chef in red states.

Hahahaha hellllllll nah

How to Be a Real Man, 2026 GOP Edition: -Drink whiskey, smoke cigars, make sure it's on camera -Claim you'd kill for your kids, but barely parent -Say you could beat up a bear -Say an out-of-shape 80-year-old can beat you up -Express pants-wetting fear of cities -Be an asshole to women -Whine a lot

Pretty pretty nice afternoon.

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

So mad I didn’t think of this.

I just “accidentally” dumped a small dish of cold water on my wife in the shower without her seeing it coming. How is your day going so far?

🚨 Why So Many Knicks Fans Are Done with the Celtics Coaching Staff

I’m gonna be sitting soooo pretty when S-video cables make their comeback!

I’m all in.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

I wonder how many EZ-UPs are destroyed every year by people who have no care about what the wind at the beach is gonna do? And then are unceremoniously chucked in the garbage to end up in a landfill instead of being recycled? I “saved” one someone else put on the curb several years ago and …

The latest enshittification: FloSports. It’s a scourge on D3 college sports. For the first two years of my kid’s baseball career, our school had a free livestream for all the games. It was very basic, but it generally worked and we have a great announcer. But FloSports decided they wanted to

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

The dismissal of Biden's accomplishments by Republicans, mainstream media, non-voters, and a big chunk of Democrats have pretty well convinced me that good governance doesn't offer much in the way of electoral advantages.

It took me way longer than I care to admit to figure out what this headline meant. In my defense it’s just a TV in a lunch spot with no sound on so I had zero context other than it being ESPN.

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

Just one more college “day of giving” to go and I can be done with this crap.

Besides being...horrifying?, this is the absolute bullseye of the AI grift. Take something that's free and has always been free -- faith -- and put a price tag on it. If you use any of these tools, you are a sucker, and are being suckered, and the people who make this slop are laughing at you.

Proof that bicycling is dumb.

Dunno why everyone is so amazed about this moon thing. It was a much bigger deal getting Mark Watney back.

nasa employee: oh hey, shouldn't u b back by now astronaut: earth's stupid nasa employee: what? astronaut: *eating zero g Nutella and diverting to Venus*: earth's stupid

I’ve never been more optimistic about America winning the World Cup. Real chance no one else shows up.

I guess it’s a good thing Duke University isn’t on the route.

Likely the longest single thread I’ve ever read on social media, and definitely the best.

Ooh ooh, I got the best one, hands down: Jaw

The Bandit

look at that you son of a bitch thats all we have. thats it. that's all there is, this impossibly delicate little egg in the endless black nothing. this water droplet. its our home, its where we all live and hating each other just makes no sense when its this precarious

I need a t-shirt with this on.

Happy March 31st, everyone! @kentremendous.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/_CeUz...

Destroying desalination plants is an unspeakable atrocity, according to the woke lib, four star general, Normal Schwarzkopf Jr

It’s so cool that all of UConn nation…tens maybe even hundreds of people, now also know what it’s like to beat Duke on a last second three.

@uncalum83.bsky.social Apropos of nothing, I’m still in shock that Demm lost the last ever rock and roll trivia.

Feels like it’s time to make the Democratic Party the party of food, alcohol, internet, water, and oxygen.

HOWLING

word of the day: botsplained

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

I will now be closing Bluesky for the day. Any other post would be a letdown.

Yeah but it’s not like we need those guys. Wait…

“We want to change the rules of the next election so Democrats don’t win anymore”

If you’re just the least little bit a self described “computer person” of ANY kind, read this. You’ll be glad you did.

Best so far

Nothing good can come of this. Also is anyone but criminals using blockchain anymore anyway?

I think a lot about a post by someone who ran a hobby shop of some form (forget if it was a comic shop or Warhammer store or what) that basically said putting up a little rainbow flag sticker on the door was the best business decision they made because they served as That Guy repellants.

Same guy who only managed 13 points against Luke Maye and Kennedy Meeks in his final college game.

Share a movie 🎥 that holds a special place for you, yet nobody seems to remember…

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right