Xmas baking such as it is.

Soooo my wife says "It's not you — it's me." Obviously written by ChatGPT

my stupid son. he eats plastic and licks things that make him sick. i would kill anyone to protect him

i saw blade runner 2049 in theaters when it came out, and that is one of the greatest movies to see on a big screen. absolutely breathtaking

i am a girl by the way

Uni can finally change the length of his legs!

just found out my supervisor at work plays osrs lets fucking go

so many good things happened in my life in the last 3 days its unreal

cringe dies with the cop in your head

lookit our fangy furry boy

PET #33 WE'RE SO BACK WTFFFF

the world contains so much goodness and i am in awe of it sometimes dont lose sight of that

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

my village:

im thinkin we back

Girls are so hot,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Girls have two moods

i have many followers from this country 🏳️‍⚧️God bless wherever u are

i found the alien child playing with pvc pipe video

good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong this story delights me every year

the trick is to do a really bad job and then tell everyone it's just your style :D

otherworldly forces speak through me

rectangle

Half-life meme I made a while back, can't be bothered to change the watermark

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

this is what it's like, yeah.

Smoke That Shit in One Drag

Uni’s here with warmth

i remember growing up and being told wikipedia wasnt a great source for accurate information, and to use it as a jumping off point to look deeper into other sources and now bitches be trusting the lying machine, that everyone KNOWS lies as a part of its function, for accurate information lmfao

in half-life 3 they're replacing gordon's VA with AI 🥀

There's nothin' wrong with bein' a loser... especially in a society designed to make every1 lose. As long as you're a kind person...

sitting my cats down and explaining them that due to the state of the economy their diet is now going to consist of cardboard and wood shavings and they rip me to pieces and roast me over the woodstove

what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner

guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters

check out this dump truck

quoted daily

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

Uni melted on his dad’s lap today… the softest Uni

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

Love Hemisphere. 💞

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush

I never draw them consistently so… Portrait practice, part 1! #signalis #signalisfanart