Fun idea: A roller coaster called "Compendium" that has one of every known roller coaster element.

I read this as Jerry Seinfeld and I almost did a spit take thinking he had died or had been dead for a bit and that it had somehow escaped me.

I want to live in the version of the United States of America where Gore won in 2000. Wed be so much better off today. Though we probably wouldn't have had Obama, which is an O-bummer.

I need Capcom to just cut the shit and either put the Viewtiful Joe games on NSO, make a collection for current consoles, and/or make some remasters. Just do it. And make a new one of 50 while they are at it.

This is really applicable to _any_ task or skill people try to automate with AI. I _love_ programming. It's so much fun for me and I love the problem solving that comes with finding elegant solutions to complex problems. Get these AI programming tools away from me. It sucks the joy out of my job.

🐢 #pokopia

This game is FULL of just BANGERS. World 8 is so fun. Shifty Boo Mansion is one of my all time favorite Mario songs. Super Bell Hill is great. The Captain Toad music is phenomenal. Just a great OST.

I'm sorry, but why the hell is the new Scrubs so God damn good? Like how did they do that? I love the og show. I even tolerate the "season 9" if I think of it as a different show entirely. I thought this would be a nod and wink at older stuff with new stories. But no. It's just all good new shit.

I buy flowers for arrangements like I play Pokémon. No green fillers only flowers. No status only moves only damage dealing.

I wonder if a hard-line successor will assume power and further destabilize the region just like every other time this has happened

Yes I'm sure taking loads of drugs must be great but what is also quite exciting is going for a walk in remote woodland and stumbling across a lone inexplicable brutalist pillar.

Fucking us all over to appease the dumbest among us! Yay!

"Trump voters urge him to tone down the rhetoric and focus more on domestic issues, especially clearer pathways to legal status for law-abiding immigrants", proving they unaccountably had no clue who they were voting for.

This latest epstein files dump has lead me to an idea for a new law: No man may accumulate a net worth over 10 million dollars unless obtained through their work as an artist. Then the limit goes to 50 million. After that their tax rate is 100%. Rich men with too much money are a fucking problem.

If nothing else, I hope all this *waves hands around at everything* gets a real conversation going about data privacy that results in real safeguards for our data.

Are you telling me Beyond Good and Evil 2s development started BEFORE Obama was elected THE FIRST TIME?!

Abolish Ice Throw every single person in DHS in prison and throw away the keys. Then nuke the prison.

I'm surprised no dem government is proposing like new laws that bring state charges on ICE agents who assault US citizens. Like, ICE has no jurisdiction over US citizens. You assault a US Citizen? $10,000 fine to be paid to the citizen and 6 months in jail.

Here's a hot take I know some people will think is crazy: Our country would be much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better off if Harris/Walz had won in 2024.

FYI for all you dickheads who still refuse to get it, there are a bunch of people that are happy that Renee was a white woman and not a black woman or man, bc they know the coverage would be different. And that's what the Black Lives Matter movement/protest was trying to say. That was the point.

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This is such a reasonable take. Let's just not have state sanctioned murder.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Wake up yall, the FIFA Peace Prize recipient just bombed anther country and kidnapped their leader and his wife.

Just beat Prime 4. I enjoyed it... BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING?! WHY DID IT END THAT WAY? THERE WAS LITERALLY NO REASON TO END IT THAT WAY. WHAT THE FUCK.

I see shit like this and it makes me happy I'm not addicted to retro stuff. This is fucking weird and awful.

Anytime I see Florence Welch perform or rehearse I think "this woman is clearly a Fae of some sort" but then I'll see interviews or behind the scenes stuff and think "oh nevermind, she's just Luna Lovegood."

Well, at least we know it was the brain.

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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

[Exit Clown.]

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

i'm not entirely convinced that the people begging for gun reform and pleading for less gun violence are the ones who made this country like this

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

*ahem* hunter's march wasn't that bad

technically Silksong boss nerfs are actually just bug fixes

Idea for an amicus brief: We list the powers in a chart let's say Louis XIV claimed for himself, and maybe the courts can just indicate with a checkmark which ones of those Trump doesn't have. Seems more efficient.

I think the thing that bothers me the most about AI (or really LLMs because that's what we are ACTUALLY talking about) is that they have basically zero utility. No AI company is profitable. They just use an insane amount of electricity, water, and land. No consumer has asked for any of this.

The worst crime of this administration might actually be forcing me to agree with Rand Paul.

Something something something The Orange Box.

You know why I still think hes dead? Because the dude hasn't shut the fuck up since the moment he learned to speak and is such a narcissist that he would never turn down an opportunity to be on camera. That he hasn't just popped on screen for any stupid fucking reason tells me he's done.

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You know what's super wasteful? Rooms in a house that are double height. Like a two story living room. Literal complete waste. Really any ceiling over like 10ft high is just wasting space and energy.

Is... Is that the Wawa Hoagie fest font?

Hell of a skeet

Every time someone from ICE kidnaps a US citizen, that person should be fired and sent to jail for 4 weeks.