Time for my weekly "watch Claffey while making unhinged yowling sounds" enrichment activity

Not tried to break any new or old friendships or get kicked out of anywhere or burn any group or society bridges in like two and a half months

Tricking myself into doing voice training by doing it in an unventilated room full of tiny paint pots

[In my opinion] Wes Streeting drove dozens of children to suicide for political advantage and then tried to cover it up.

Times going to bat for Mandelson. Telegraph for Andrew. Nothing can change in England until the newspapers are dealt with

Furthermore these figures are underestimates. If Alice had died at her first OD her death wouldn’t have been recorded as a trans death. How many other child suicides are deaths of trans people who’ve not yet come out to hostile family or came out and were abused, with their identity denied in death?

Wes Streeting deserves such things. The extent to which he deserves them is in itself evidence that speech laws should be changed. We should at the very least be able to name what people deserve, when they deserve it as much as Streeting does

Some may say that, after the Epstein-Mandelson scandal, GLP is kicking Wes Streeting when he is down. But IMO this is exactly what Streeting did to trans kids, covering up the huge increase in suicides of trans kids in 2021/22 which would have 100% undermined his case for the puberty-blocker ban

He has fixed it, runs like a dream now 💚 now dinner altogether ahead of a last bender before kicking the substances for a few months. Got the flowers they gave me in a vase on the table. I love my life 🥲

Had to do something a little humiliating which reminded me of the big pit on either side of the shining golden rope I feel like I've been dancing across so far all year so I am taking a few moments to centre myself and find my joy again oh no wait time for laundry

Country/Western song ideas (pt. 2): - Thong Panties Tangled 'Round My Snakeskin Boots - Thousand Dollar Scope On A Hundred Dollar Rifle - Grampa's Gone But I Still Got His Switch - Small Town Glory Holes And Big City Leather - He Left Another Dimple In My Thigh

Uh oh I got into the bath without a towel and my sweetie's in a meeting

Correlation between unsubscribing from marketing emails and good mood

Key to this is the 28 day "move on" period for people leaving Home Office accommodation when granted refugee status. Previous government increased the period, but Labour in its desire to demonstrate its cruelty reduced it again, despite knowing the outcome. #r4today www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic You: Tell me more 😏 Me: ............... and if ......... [thy]me...... .......................... hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd] .........................s

He remains as ever an absolute real one, and this is a treat

"Don't take your blouse to town, girl, Leave your blouse at home, Jill, Don't take your blouse to town"

I can't do my leopardprint print coat up over my bust any more

The answer for those who don't know is emails. Emails beats train. Emails themselves evolve into either happiness or back to depression.

Got this all the way up to "very probably" and I must admit, some of the anxiety ranks are starting to waver 😊

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Learned my lesson and will cherish the memory from this Monday of probably my final carding: at age 38, buying a crap bottle of red plonk and some posh plain crisps, at my local offy. Twenty years of presenting truthful ID! (and counting?)

It's like a cosmic horror, even the small glimpse we have from peeking into Epstein's emails inflicts terrible psychic damage. And he's just the only billionaire so far whose emails and such have been made somewhat public. Out of 3,028.

🥲 one of my dnd players is sending me photos of leopardprint boots to calm me down and god bless her it's working

Ach, barely able to scrape on any makeup at all today, tough facing the reflection. But is it only bad today because of anxiety? Or have I just upped my nervousness by confronting a bad face day? I wish I could write it off as the former but idk. Seems pretty bad in there

Nightmares again. Really very nervous this assessment will go badly, it seems. Will take a cheerful and reassuring thumbs up from anyone with a spare.

I'm tired. Stupid legs. Ready to be moved around on sinister tentacles growing from my back whose origin lies somewhere on the border between arcane and technological while I loll there sultrily, blaming my déshabillé on the difficulty of fitting clothes over the tentacles

I don't want to voice train. I am so bad at it. Which is (this may shock you) the opposite of what I would like. I want to be perfect at all my goals immediately. This incremental nonlinear shit can do one

Mixed up Karl Franz and Karl Marx in my dreams. Conversations about Franz's writing and I kept thinking "that doesn't sound right". Hammer apart the chains of the workers with Ghal Maraz, comrades! The tradition of all Sylvanian generations weighs like a nightmare upon the brains of the living. Etc

Call me 'dyslexic Lourdes pilgrim' the way I'm up to my neck in lesbains

🎼⚔️ He's a knight of the seven kingdoms I'd love to aniling' him Young Petey Claffs Could rip my gaffs And I'd not care where he'd fling 'em It's hard not to write horny songs when he's on screen and sing 'emmmmmm 🎶

someone make chotiner interview himself before his legend gets any bigger in case he's secretly a wrong un. if anyone can winkle the truth out of the potentially extremely sly fucker he can

obviously catastrophic for the country but also god is this funny

<loud yowling noises>

I'll say this for my Nemesis (therapist), she's taking me suddenly throwing poly stuff at her without any missteps. No weird opinions or remarks. No leading questions poorly masking disapproval. Impressive given she met me as someone who'd been happily mono w the same woman for 14 years.

Good day to have been distracted with kissing pretty women, looks like. Never a bad one tbf. But I'm especially glad I had other things on my mind today to take me away from all this hellworld news. It is much nicer to kiss a pretty woman than to read the news, most days

how are we supposed to pretend to be normal around cis people who have no idea this is happening.

You know I clicked on the invitation first and was like- well that could have just been forwarded or something- then I started reading the email backwards and was like well they don’t say who they’re for and then it’s just like “contact Jeffrey Epstein’s assistant” so uh yeah

I need all of my British friends to see this.

'my tits look nice today but I can't capture it in a photo' MY TRAGIC TALE: a transsexual speaks out! "they do, it's true" - an amorous bystander "please take off your top" - the voice of the people (self-described) HEARTBREAK IN BEDFORD

And there it is. In exchange for supporting their transphobia, the Christian right are now holding anti trans howlers to their part of the deal. Go after abortion. Trans people told you. Real feminists told you.

My dressing gown gift from @atarbuck.bsky.social arrived this morning which means my dream of taking off my tiger dressing gown to reveal my tiger pyjamas before climbing into my tiger bedsheets is only one change of the bedsheets away 🐯🖤🧡

This is the month. I'm in the month that it's going to happen. I feel so full of excitement it's crackling. Everything I touch could explode. I must think before I touch anything too joyfully. I will be so careful ☺️

It’s a fucking disgrace that trans people and their families are being ignored or worse, blamed for raising awareness of suicide risk in this vulnerable group. We have the evidence. The government must act. Stop the blocker ban. Amend schools RSE guidance. No to a blanket social media ban.

I wish I could say "I wish I had more money for lasers" to myself without wanting to caption myself with "things a mad scientist says". I really do wish I had more money for lasers

Your cool factoid for the day - This is The Egtved Girl, an oak coffin burial from Denmark circa 1370 BC. It is one of the few examples we've ever seen to suggest this period wasn't as modest or formal as we imagined. It also represents the first verifiable sample of a halter top / miniskirt combo!

What is that order, that civilisation, even worth when it's built on *this*? I mean, this is Omelas. This is literally Omelas.

Do you think they were all waiting for someone else to send the assassin for Epstein? I mean there are so many who could have paid for it. Maybe the killer collected from like twenty people who all thought they were the first one to Take Charge of the situation

Just googling the heads of every hedge fund and then searching for them in the Epstein files and almost always finding direct emails or messages where he says he met with them