Stuff from crackpot activists that cropped up on my TL this morning is wild. Do you think the public will be horrified when you tell them that stewards were twitchy because you went to the home end as away fans, then made a big show of being away fans? Have you been to a football match before.

I hope, when this email finds you, you understand that it's nothing personal. It's just business.

What if I just started screaming and screaming but shook my head the entire time so people knew I agreed it wasn't appropriate

Very strictly normalmaxing today with only normal posts in a kind of Field of Dreams tactic to coral some normal thoughts into my head. Can you believe it is nearly December. Some weather huh. Kids these days. Don't even talk to me until I've consumed a caffeinated beverage drink.

I am really fucking glad that this day when it felt like my brain was a stinging nettle is finally fucking over. It stank from before I woke up until now and for large chunks I didn't even want to survive it but, thank fuck, this too has fucking passed 🖕 fuck you 6.11.25

Protect Boo Boo

Pathetically grateful to be believed when I tell XWP that I am trying but I just can't do a small, fiddly boring task. Can't, not won't. Idk if I have adhd but I do know when it happened in my childhood my parents were openly disgusted & called it a malingering tantrum, would bring it up days later

I wish I was hungry enough to have dinner and also a sandwich. I'm so sad

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Escaped justice into a place my revenge cannot follow but I haven't given up hope someday I shall mete out what she deserves and more

I don't know who needs to hear this but No Nut November includes Nutella btw

hey i hope your day goes okay. i hope you rest if you need it and take a step or two toward your goals if you’re able to and give yourself grace if you can’t

my wife: you better not be a puffin with its beak full of little fish when I get there me creeping up to bed:

Ugh so many posts to delete to retain the illusion of being normal

My mh not great today but trying hard to keep it mostly off the tl (wooo good job Mischa) Apologies for what's leaking thru tho

Nightmares all night again and then the most offensive of them all, finally a nightmare where my nightmares staged an intervention and tricked me into attending a group called 'Victims of [deadname] & Mischa' where they told me they hated their work and it was my fault and it has to stop

When I tire of lunch it is all over for me. In a near death situation bring me away from the light with a description of a sandwich

Mood perked by learning that XWP has been teaching some of our friends the little songs I sing to my lunch before I eat it It's always nice to be reminded of lunch

Stressed and a little unhappy rn but the things that are causing it would matter 0% if only the NHS would just give me my next appt. Glass half full version is I'm only ever 1 email from serenity! Kinda nice distance, put that way

🖤🖤🖤 #sirenslovehurts

My new bit is making angry noises like I'm reading the news and then saying Look at this graph can you believe it? and then showing XWP a picture of an animal wearing a dressing gown

Day off, already achieved so much. Fucked around a bit and had a bath. Listened to a podcast. Unstoppable juggernaut

Good morning to all the cool people on here who make fun little jokes and to the silent majority who hold me in such high esteem

I am thinking about how not having the right hormones in your body dulls your ability to sense how wrong you feel. You won't even fully feel how much you need eg estrogen until you finally have it. I am thinking that just trying it is such a good, quick test. Try it a little. How does this feel?

Doing this again. They never let you incite anything you really want incited, do they? I say it's bogus

Dodgems on the m1 started early but a certain indefatigable bitch is still doing voice training 💪

REST IN PISS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING WORM IT WILL BE CANABALISM WHEN THE EARTHWORMS DEVOUR YOUR BODY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...

Reaper popping up with some good news on a tricky start to the week; thanks, Death!

Ugh I'm barely caught up on Friday's tasks (training day instead) and I'm already a bit overwhelmed. Less than 2 hrs in. The hours some of you do would atomise me.

I don't think listening to Iron Maiden is dirt bag behaviour. I think those teenagers had low self-esteem.

Slerpy Misch

Idly doodling Swan Man Iscariot-Dandolos in a big heart bubble on my geography textbook to see how it feels

Deleting little skeets calling for the blood of my enemies before I have my friends round for pathfinder and pasanda

Tried to start slipping in "my lips are seals" as a bit for myself in life but got caught almost immediately. I still think it has legs, tho, if you wanted to try it yourself

NHS Sussex blackmailed a GP practice with withdrawal of contract unless they shared data of Trans patients against the wishes of those patients & families. - Pre determined outcome - Staff concerns ignored - Families traumatised - NHS Sussex refuse to meet with families - Trans youth at risk

Texting XWP pictures of unlickable blondie batter while she's at work because I'm a cruel tease

what is HAPPENING with my branding?? I am *this close* to putting "top" and "tall" in my bio

'wonder if therapy is really helping or if I just want to believe that' as I absentmindedly tick off an administrative task that takes me one step closer to FFS which I've been avoiding for weeks

Devotees of the account will be relieved to read Mischa is about to get more therapy

Weird images popping into my head atm. Libido has uncovered the conquered Depression's stockpiles of fantasies & is trying to convert them to serve its own ends. But it doesn't know how to make eg a trebuchet horny so it's just trying to wheel it out followed by some hot people. Embarrassed for it.

My bath has gone cold but all my chores are outside the bath somebody play my leitmotif in a minor key

That's how hot I would like to be at least once a day

I saw the dark knight rises in a packed cinema with no air con. The stranger sitting next to me stripped off to his boxers and fanned himself with the waistband. When they executed people by throwing them in the frozen river every single person in there laughed because it looked refreshing.

@aemiliavind.bsky.social when did you change your pfp? I like it! and I'd especially like the flex of switching to it in november

Bluesky's hottest, wettest transsexual (in the bath again)

The one piece of smart furniture I would be interested in is a smart bath. Run me a bubble bath that is this full at this temp at exactly this time. Light candles 3 minutes ahead of that time. Press "default" button on phone to begin process now.

Magic: The Gathering will just be this until it dies. i don't think the UB toothpaste can be put back in the tube.

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

Seeing usians post 'nobody likes self-deprecating humour' is always funny when like 95% of europeans who dislike usians will cite 'inability to laugh at themselves' as a reason

Because it’s cis kids. The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇 No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.