There are American 250 events... in Bulgium?

Mexico-Ecuador is proving to be the most boring match of the tourney. #WorldCup

Looks familiar...

When the goalie doesn’t punt the ball down the field but instead gently rolls it to his teammate…

If a #WorldCup player doesn’t have shin guards, it should be totally legal to kick him as much as you want.

“Nobody fucks with The Goalie.” #WorldCup #Paraguay

So #WorldCup overtime isn’t sudden death? So stupid.

We, as a people, know what and how to stop the climate crisis, but instead continue to pillage the planet and line the pockets of millionaires, billionaires, and now trillionaires. www.dispatch.com/story/weathe...

denying a visa to the man who imitates a statue of a man we assassinated

No member of Congress should be able to profit off the stock market while in office, and if you can’t agree to that, you have no business being in public office.

Sometimes you eat the Türkiye. Sometimes the Türkiye eats you.

New rule: Any international tournament playing “Take me home, Country Roads,” at a match has to schedule at least one event in the state of West Virginia. #WorldCup

Florida’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ closes after nearly 1 year, DeSantis says www.ms.now/news/florida...

"Pay attention to meeeeee!!!!"

There should be a moratorium on having the smartest person in your organization make the powerpoint slides for a presentation. You might know what you’re trying to say, but the rest of us are lost because you’re showing us all your data at the same time. #FuckingNerds

Free tip for candidates and elected officials: Your media statements about abortion should include the word "abortion."

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

Better headline: The Ohio Senate did not vote on a bill banning child marriage because Vivek Ramaswamy’s running mate is ok with grown men marrying children.

Really like this pope.

Ironic, because you know what WAS a catastrophic capitulation...

The only acceptable use of Claude

DR Congo!

A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

NEW: Last month, Texas AG Ken Paxton announced a settlement with Texas Children's Hospital requiring them to fund a "detransition" clinic. This appears to be the new blueprint, because today the Department of Justice announced a settlement with Cleveland Clinic requiring them to do the same.

Good morning. This is your daily reminder that the President has lost total control of the Iran War and thus has lost interest. He now only obsesses over his ballroom and schemes to profit off the presidency while gas and grocery prices soar.

Impressive. Yet all you chose to emulate was the horseshit.

Honestly, straight cis men should be leading the fight for gender affirming care for everyone. Y’all are already in the trenches.

When did search engines transition from showing results for what I typed to results for what their algorithm thinks I actually wanted. Even when I put a phrase in quotes, it totally ignores them.

BOSS Up and Fight the Power ✊🏾

With gas prices, utilities, and groceries going up, financial stress is a pressing issue. A new analysis by the Brookings Institution shows 40.6% of Ohio households not making enough to make ends meet, including 73% of single-parent Ohio households. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/06/03/t...

So the trick I've learned in dealing with someone like this, Donald, is you don't give them the full support of the world's largest military...

More info and apply: abortion-forward.breezy.hr/p/1c4fdddc00...

In First Amendment news from Ohio (re: @rooster.info): “Byrnes' colleague, Max Littman, said he believes the arrest is related to Byrnes texting photos of cartoon character Shrek's penis to a state senator. ‘If that is in fact true… then it's blatant targeting a political opponent & journalist[.]’”

Marilou & I are deeply saddened by the loss of our lifelong friend, Marcia. Not just a gifted, innovative artist, she also happened to be a genuinely nice person. Smart, funny, & just plain fun to be around. Thankfully, her memory lives on and we will never stop missing her. shorturl.at/wx6BV

Oscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” —  has died.

If we want to win in 2026 and 2028, Democrats need to take on the big fights. Bring costs down. End the corruption. End the war in Iran. Make life easier for working Americans. No more hand-waving. It's time to get serious.

Me when I successfully remember to add an A/B test to my email:

It’s like Iran On your wedding day

I had some thoughts about latenight with @velshi.com on @velshimsnow.bsky.social

This is incredibly tragic and sad. Hopefully now when health care advocates talk about the danger of sepsis infections, dudes in elected office will understand the risk level.

“Pete can’t throw Pete’s pronouns at the alcoholism.”

Questions Grow Over Mystery Of Missing Legislative Branch

Look at these two youngsters! You are the best colbert ❤️ May you and your entire team @colbertlateshow have all your dreams come true! Thanks for the laughs and for making the world better!

Young people in Iowa now need parental consent to get a vaccine that PREVENTS CANCER. GOP not beating the death cult allegations