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"Exhibit A" in Tylenol's upcoming lawsuit against our irresponsible nitwit president.

Good time to release the Epstein files

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

If you voted for him, you've done this.

They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

I wouldn’t put it past them to manufacture evidence, and I don’t believe he’ll stop with Comey.

Clarence Thomas sneered at Tom Homan’s $50,000 cash bribe. “Pocket change. Don’t drag down the market rate for Supreme Court justices.”

Sickening behavior by this agent. The fact that Mayor Adams has rolled out the red carpet for ICE is a stain on our city.

An important message from the president of Antifa 😂 🤭

Congratulations Border Czar Tom Homan on your new sitcom:

Nothing you did is the reason your kid has autism. AND Autistic kids are beautiful, wonderful, beloved members of our community ❤️

Kristi Noem couldn’t get to Twitter fast enough to use the Dallas ICE shooting for political points. But local news now says it was detainees who were shot — not ICE agents. She played politics, and three human beings are dead. We need an investigation into how this happened now!

Why are Jesse Watters and Brian Kilmeade still on the air ??

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel told his audience to bomb the UN building? Oh wait. That was Jesse Watters today. Because an escalator stopped working while Trump was on it.

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

NEW: Jimmy Kimmel returned to late night with a monologue on American free speech, in defiance of pressure from President Trump, the head of the Federal Communications Commission, and local broadcast companies Sinclair and Nexstar (which is seeking to acquire 9NEWS/TEGNA)

The love affair continues …

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

I have been laughing at work for about five minutes now.

The #1 killer of children is guns but Trump bans Tylenol.

Our work is not done… 📌 Sinclair Broadcast Group is still refusing to air Jimmy Kimmel Live! on its ABC affiliates nationwide. Folks, you know what to do. Google Sinclair-owned networks and channels in your city and act accordingly.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Please don’t resubscribe to Disney. They’re only putting JK back on bc they lost a shit ton of money.

I think we hurt Disney in the pocketbook. So many people canceled Disney+ that they crashed the site.

There’s a rumor, and I don’t know if it’s so or not—that the current President of the United States is an idiot.

While US media salivates over Kirk and Trump's shriveled mushroom.....

Friends who have Facebook are telling me that there are tons of videos with “proof” that Charlie Kirk is still alive. Why is anyone still on that FB trash heap.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday night following a brief suspension. "Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."

If Tylenol caused autism, we’d all be autistic. Almost every pregnant woman in America has taken Tylenol because it’s what doctors recommend during pregnancy.

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

I have never seen a festival of hate like what is happening in Arizona today Every speaker sounds like they want to genocide more than half of America

It’s such a moving tribute when the guy giving the eulogy starts talking nonsense about tariffs.

Seriously dude, you wrote a post about there is NO EVIDENCE that Charlie K was racist.then deleted it when presented with evidence.

Charlie Kirk is nothing more than something truly America. Gun violence. Just like my daughter and so many others. He is not a martyr or more. This grotesque display for him today is an insult and worse to every victim of gun violence and their families.