I really try to be a good upstanding fair minded citizen but good lord do I objectify Shohei Otani.

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Jesus fucking Christ I didn’t think this would be what broke me. YOU, A MEMBER OF THE MEDIA, WITH THE VAST RESOURCE OF EXPERTS AND THE INTERNET, CANT LEARN WHAT ANY HALF BRAINED APE CAN FIGURE OUT WITH A SIMPLE SEARCH WHAT CONSTITUTES NAZI INSIGNIA? You fucking dumb or this willfully ignorant?

The self dealing used to be done on the sly. Now we just announce we’re going to steal $230M from taxpayers.

About a decade ago my friend Leanne Brown made this cookbook for folks on SNAP benefits, so if you know anyone who could use it, the PDF is free: leannebrown.com/good-and-che...

Handy guide to pig identification

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

hey i know things are hard but just remember YOU are charismatic megafauna

Canadian neighbors, please double down on your Reagan (may he rot in hell) quote commercials.

On the tour for this album, we put the band on for a gig at Leicester University in Nov 82. It lasted three tracks until they did Nazi Punks Fuck Off and the skinheads in the crowd jumped the stage and got into a fight with the band. End of gig, but an unforgettable night!

Jesus Christ it's not that hard to plug in a listening device if you have a conference call. The rest of the coffee shop, of which you've bought nothing from, doesn't need to hear your freaking business call.

Honestly, this is a problem, and yall aren’t ready to address it

We are fast approaching the time when corporations and billionaires need to choose: taxes or guillotine.

A great many of the (wonderful) stories about Ireland's (wonderful) UBI plan for artists tend to bury if not duck completely the hard cold fact that it was funded largely by Google's billion-euro settlement of tax-evasion charges. TAX BILLIONAIRES RUN THEM DOWN LOOT THEM IT WORKS

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Love this!

I will repost this forever.

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Set up a table in your yard this Halloween so folks can discreetly grab a few goods while you’re handing out treats at the door.

This isn’t a focus in the Discourse because the loudest voices with the biggest platforms are people who have never worried about their next meal. I’ve needed SNAP; I’ve used SNAP; I’ve lost it when it mattered. This is going to be a wave of mass starvation beyond living memory in this country.

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you. instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

It's me, I am man.

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

And E. Jean Carroll still will get $0.00 from this rapist.

My grandfather was in the military and he knew better than to get a nazi tattoo, he got drunk and got a tattoo of a pin-up girl masturbating instead. So yeah, there are other options available beside a symbol used by the nazi party.

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

We have the evidence of the protective effects for neurodegenerative disease. It’s time to lower the age restrictions.

Federal agents shot two people during a violent and chaotic immigration abduction. That’s the actual headline here

Folks have been warning about this for at least 3 years that I have seen. Now with less people able to find even basic employment, the tower is going to collapse.

twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter

All I want at the end of this regime is actual justice. Real actual justice.

As my employer is fond of reminding me, employees have no expectation of privacy when using company time of equipment. Don’t like it, don’t use government time or equipment for your pedo chats with Elon Musk.

I'm interested in learning more about what motivates fans to get their tattoos and their evolving relationship to them over time. I'm also interviewing tattoo artists on working on fandom-related tattoos, so please reach out if you have contacts in that space as well!

Thank god we’re out of the 3rd inning.

Truly the best outcome right now for civil rights and democracy would be for Gov. Kotek to cause a constitutional crisis in some way by turning them back at the border, or arresting masked agents, or attempting to nullify the order.

If your product can't be supported without resorting to theft then it deserves to die a quick and lauded death. Period. It's not that complicated.

It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.

I'm gonna stop saying "this is what y'all voted for" (even though we need to accept that a LARGE number of Americans did very much vote for this) and instead say what I really mean: This is what y'all refused to vote *against*

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Tech thinks it's motto is "move fast and break things" when in reality it's "hey let's steal some shit!".

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Supreme Court will consider whether people who regularly smoke pot can legally own guns

If it was easy, it wouldn't be Mariners baseball. One game for the pennant. Go M's.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

If you’re in a creative field and you don’t lift up the work of your peers, you can’t expect people to care about your stuff

This is not normal. It is weird.

Gonna say the same thing conservatives spout when folks complain about their jobs…quit. If you don’t like it quit. There’s nothing making you be an ICE agent and a million moral reasons why you shouldn’t be in this line of “work”.

all these people protesting today in groups of a few dozen on the main streets of small towns in deep red Trump country - where they will absolutely take shit from their neighbors about it at church tomorrow or at work on Monday or next time they go to the grocery store - are braver than the Marines