30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Holy shit!! @shudder.com becomes the home of TALES FROM THE CRYPT. Streaming once again after a 30 year hiatus! And nearly one year before my book on the series drops in 2027! Best day ever.

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

👌 #AEWDynamite

There are a lot of countries that allow birthright citizenship, but there is only one stupid enough to make you president.

“And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray on the street corners, that they may be seen by others." Matthew 6:5

Ooh, cinematic rack focus from the ring to Kenny. #AEWDynamite

Look I don’t know how this happened but my wife and I are in the video for a new Trash Can Sinatras song

Is it a giant wooden horse

I’m at ICE HQ

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Alexander the Great drank himself to death because his boyfriend died and his soldiers wanted to go home

Perfect

Happy retirement, sir

HOLYYYYYYYY #AEWRevolution ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Incredible. #AEWRevolution ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Deadlift 21 plex!!! #AEWRevolution

Michael B. Jordan's reaction to winning his first ever Oscar. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

It’s Chris Evans! #AEWRevolution

An all-time in memoriam. #Oscars

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

Pretend that circumstances were completely different. Just imagine it and ignore reality.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

This is delightful which of course it is because it’s Tim Curry dammit but it contains two earth shattering revelations for the Curryverse and they are 1) he was considered for Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park 2) he read the screenplay for Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be cast as Hannibal Lector

Join us as we celebrate the life and career of the late Robert Duvall with a special programming tribute. We kick off our evening with TENDER MERCIES ('83), the film for which he was awarded the Academy Award for Best Actor.

This is a great example of how Fox manipulates it's viewers. Because they trust only Fox, the Fox audience is completely vulnerable to manipulation by Fox. How could they know that what they're seeing with their own eyes isn't real? They couldn't. They're seeing it happen, it's right there!

the “Hollywood liberals are ruining the country” narrative sure seems to disappear the moment the White House needs to make a montage

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

Uh oh, feels like the trios belts are changing hands tonight. #AEWDynamite

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Dan Simmons, the prolific author best known for Hyperion and The Terror, has died at the age of 77.

great dunks this morning guys at this rate the war should be over by brunchtime

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

The first trailer for ‘THE BACKROOMS’ movie has been released. In theaters on May 29.

I always thought the whole "they want you dead" thing was just hyperbole. But I guess this makes the entire raw milk, no vax, more asbestos stuff make a lot more sense.

As a faculty member of UT's distinguished African and African Diaspora Studies Department, I am angry at the disingenuous way UT is characterzing us and our scholarship. But as an alum of UT (MA, JD, PhD) I am sad to see my alma mater debase itself to curry favor with the ignorance of the right.

March 27, 1936: Portraits of the Führer are raised on official buildings across Berlin. This one at the Potsdamer Railway Station reads "Freedom - Peace"

This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades. It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.

We say goodbye to Oscar-winning actor and filmmaker Robert Duvall. With a career spanning over seven decades, Duvall's storytelling transcended mediums and generations of audiences – as he delivered a range of unforgettable performances. Our thoughts are with his loved ones.

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Fan signs are normally great on AEW TV. I see “Too many belts” out there so I guess they can’t all be winners. #AEWGrandslam

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

Pokémon Pinball Game Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=78q_... pokemon.sternpinball.com/landing-page...

Wow, air raid crash on the edge of the stairs! Nasty business! #AEWDynamite

Love that someone’s waving an AEW flag in the air like it’s the supporter section at a soccer game. White hot crowd tonight. #AEWDynamite

James Van Der Beek, star of Dawson's Creek, Varsity Blues, and Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, has died at 48 after a battle with cancer.

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)