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It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Video games were better when we had EA Sports Big, Midway Sports Asylum, and Konami XXL Sports Series.

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

Being mad at UPS is so frustrating. It’s like being mad at the ocean. No one cares and you can’t do anything about it.

Sir Mitch-a-lot has had it up to *here* with you and your Metroid Prime 4 opinions, internet.

I think my favorite insight in this piece is in how it considers annoying design decisions diagetically. an exploitative religious economy, charging the devout to use a bench, skimming off the top when they want to save their rosary beads, etc

I really like Henry Halfhead. A big reason is that I could hand the controller to my kids when it got a bit too lackadaisical for me. And then they show me what it's like to just play and make your own rules and tell stories. It's fantastic.

And, of course, all the Buffy on Summers School!: gamesandjunk.net/category/pod...

I am all kinds of behind on promoting our shows. So here's a rapid fire! GAJ 102 feat. The Fast and the Furious: gamesandjunk.net/episode-102-... GAJ 103 feat Silksong: gamesandjunk.net/episode-103-... Assemble With Care Game Club: gamesandjunk.net/assemble-wit...

Good discussion about the MGS3 remake

I get it

...why don't I get an apology???

imagine getting roasted in the group chat and someone posts a gif of your dad humping the air in a batman suit to own you

found the jeff grubb tag on tenor and i'm starting to feel bad for when my kids discover this as teenagers

"weird nintendo is dead!" nintendo: "unleash the virtual boy"

It’s called the Switch 2 because on Friday, much of the discourse on this website will Switch 2 chatter about new announcements for the console.

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

I generally like people who: Tell it like it is I almost exclusively dislike people who: Tell me they tell it like it is

It's like they say in a laboratory trying to come up with every conceivable reason for Tron fans not to go see the new Tron movie.

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

The Dude In Me is wonderfully Tobias Fünke-sounding #LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Really fun week and unintentionally western themed. More people need to watch The Quick and the Dead. ##LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched

If you fell down that first hole in Hollow Knight Silksong that took you back to the beginning, you have to repost this. That’s the rule.

I'm not sure where this highly detailed document came from, but apparently I needed to jot this important info down sometime in July.

Man, these enemies in Silksong really BUG me. I don’t LARVA everything they’re doing. A lot of them make me want to FLEA because MOTH of them are not very LICE. Don’t believe me? Well, I ANTLION. God APHID I have an opinion. (gunshot)

Hearing Silksong 2 will be at the next Direct, hope they announce a date for it

Be sure to listen to the Buffy podcast: Summers School brought to you by the @gamesandjunk.bsky.social Network! 😂

Sorry Silksong friends 😭😭

This is still one of my favorite dumb things I’ve made. 😂

I need ideas for what Rascal Mitch would piss on! (Besides Apples) @giantbomb.bsky.social @tolkoto.com

Even though I love Spider-Man 2 there are days when this might be my favorite Raimi movie. boxd.it/aWCwiT

Don’t really appreciate your tone

August 28, 2015 Over 100 Giant Bomb fans were locked in the basement of a Seattle comedy club for four hours to bear witness to... Mario Party Party 5.

This podcast clip showed up on the Discord today and reminded me that I should really reinstall Phantom Pain.

by far the funniest thing about team cherry is how half-assed their logo is

This is how they should have cut to commercial. #AEW

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.

ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

Real shame Neil Marshall made this, and The Descent then never made another movie again. boxd.it/aPX5Ab

This week has been a whirlwind. #Letterboxd

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)