A direct hit smh

It really is extra hurtful when women do misogyny. Like girl. What is YOU DOIN????

Currently

Definitely thought it was much later. Snuggled under my covers and then realized it’s only 8pm

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Gen AI can kiss my ass for what it did to the other em dash. Y'all gon have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands

Hayley and Randy falling apart while Bill getting healthier everyday as his body flushes out the poison. They need to start plotting to skip town. #BeyondTheGates

Tf is this hair on June?!? #BeyondTheGates

Y’all it’s people running for statewide office without a campaign website…in 2026…pleaseeee BFFR!

Automatic NO

Just found out 10 republicans are running for Governor of Texas, against Abbott. That’s wild to me because the media EYE consume had me thinking he had full party support.

I was about to post something about shark week and then thought “nah, it’s probably someone tracking that tryna add people to a list” 😭🥴

Ay, man. Blair Underwood been fine since I was born, Jesus Christ.

So glad you asked!!! The 🥚 emoji is used for posts about adoption. There is an “Adoptees of Bluesky” feed (created by @notalegalrecord.net!) and the emoji comment helps connect my posts to that feed

Just saw a sign for a protein bowl at Waffle House. ENOUGHHHH! The Waffle House is the last place I’m worried about counting some macros. I’m literally here because I said “eff that meal plan”

Of course there’s BS waiting during my insomnia

If you can buy some cookies or make a donation to Troop 6000 in NYC. They're a girl scout troop serving the unhoused in the shelter system. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sixk34...

*falls to knees* this is one of my TJ’s staples.

I keep a jar of olives in my house. Pickles, too

I still didn't like it this way. 😭

Went to bed early, woke up early, and about to take a nap. Last Saturday, for awhile, where I don’t have anything to do. I’m about to relax excessively.

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

I’m determined to host a dinner party this fall. Just need to make some friends first 🫠

Friends and Living Single lied to me about how much time I'd get to spend with my besties

I wanna put on a cute dress and eat hors d'oeuvres with a cocktail in hand the way The Golden Girls promised I would.

Definitely me from 7 yrs ago. Fitness aside, that lady was mentally unstable

Debating between wings or pizza for dinner. I should probably get both.

God is good, in spite of everything

Sinners. Doesn’t matter who wins what. It never does, long term. Not for footprint. e.g. which film do ppl teach or reference/quote more, make costumes of, make fancams/edits of, include in GOAT lists more, mention as actors’ best roles: Malcolm X or Unforgiven? The Color Purple or Out of Africa?

I didn’t know they had this but I’ll be in my local store after work.

“It was never that serious” Someone who had you fucked up & is taken aback when you let them know they had you fucked up

The Nextdoor app really shows you who not trust in your area. People suggest calling the police for the smallest of grievances,smh

Someone told me that they don’t see enough of the big wins against this administration so it always feels like we are losing even though we aren’t by a long shot. So I started a newsletter that does just that.

If they need to be told this, you just gotta let natural selection do its thing.

Both. I think it’s because my parents grew up in the same neighborhood so their siblings were already friends before they started dating. The families are very intertwined.

Cousin: Idk my fiancé’s credit score Me: Oh no baby, what is you doing? Cousin: You’re overreacting. Everybody handles their relationship different. *2yrs later* Cousin: I’m getting divorced and can’t believe he’s asking for spousal support

Both. I have two close friends that ain’t neverrrr on time. They regularly get told fake times and lovingly cussed at about being late.

Just took melatonin for the first time in a couple yrs. Hope it doesn’t take me 75hrs to wake up tomorrow.

Please share.

I can’t believe I have to mourn Mark Sloan all over again.

Not me seeing this as I’m literally on the phone talking to my mom about Grey’s 😢

Pageant day in ATL tomorrow. If you want to come see me debut my new act, and do pageant shit www.eventbrite.com/e/the-3rd-an...

Today was a prime example of why many of us say that the Duprees lack power. Why did they have Vernon and Anita entertain Leslie at all? They could’ve called security to remove her or leave themselves. This nonsense needs to stop! #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Can he send me a quick overview because WHAT THE FUCK

@teethegem.blacksky.app Jacob finally found some bass in his voice today!

Tomas said he finna get to the bottom of this Hayley mess. And you know what? Im here for it. Do something, cuz we know yeen doing nothing else. #BeyondTheGates

“No man should die from prostate cancer if it’s diagnosed early.” Here’s info on how to get screened for free in Prince George’s County this weekend.

April Kepner is the reason I always filter by board-certified when looking for new doctors. I know there should be a “better” reason but I’ve learned lots of medical things from Grey’s Anatomy.

Any food eaten during the morning counts as breakfast

Hello, I wanted to ask who all accepts freelance article pitches on here (culture, business, gaming, etc)? None of my recent emails got replies. Guess they not worth replaying, the game is the game. So, for myself & my other writers, y'all accepting pitches? & what helps us get a reply? Thanks