Looks like the honeymoon's over. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

"Jonathan Ross, who was only placed on three days of administrative leave for shooting Good in the arm, head, and chest, is back in both an administrative and investigative capacity, facing virtually no consequences for killing an innocent woman in broad daylight." newrepublic.com/post/209615/...

"We have built an entire evaluation system around counting things that can be counted, and it turns out that what actually matters is the one thing that can't be."

This is really, really good, and if you care at all about science you need to read it. I have been trying to explain my position the last few years and this sums it up better than I could

Unionized staff members at Illinois State University allege the university hired replacement workers as the strike enters a fourth week. @benszalinski.bsky.social reports. buff.ly/MsD2ylI

Tech bros: I just can't stand idly by while people are bolting these things to their roofs and getting FREE electricity. I simply MUST control the means of production AT ANY COST.

My inner 12 year old is cracking up over "assports".

Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

Whoopsies. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

For everyone surprised by the liberal conspiracy theories about the WHCA shooting, I humbly submit: 1. George W. Bush wearing a wifi receiver at a debate. 2. The OG rigged voting machines conspiracy of 2004 www.theregister.com/2004/10/12/b...

Area Man First In His Family To Coast Through College https://theonion.com/area-man-first-in-his-family-to-coast-through-college-1819570750/

JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism https://theonion.com/trump-claims-correspondents-dinner-shooting-reinforces-need-to-end-journalism/

After a three-week strike, meatpacking workers won. Because when workers stand together, companies listen. That’s the power of collective action! https://seiu.co/4cwc5IT

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Please. I'm so exhausted.

It really is substantially more likely that some guy wanted to shoot some people (or one man in particular) than that the government staged a false flag attack. Running towards conspiracy thinking is naive and you should be embarrassed. Is it possible? Sure. Is it likely? No.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Remember kids, it's science if you're writing it down.

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before

2026 has been a horrible no good year, but watching total shitbags like Alex Jones and this motherfucker melt down in real time is the schadenfreude balm I need to get through it.

These people deserve no better. But beyond desert, a clean break is a must. Others will disagree, but surely, Magyar will have to find a way working with people left behind at lower levels and in nonpolitical roles. But the break at the top must be complete. Tough ride ahead, but hopeful at last.

The US is not in a recession. So why is the labor market so weak? @kedseconomist.com says employer concentration is to blame 🎥

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

OUT: tech bros inventing the bus IN: tech bros inventing employees

Let your bad art be an affront to the modern world.

The breaking point for me with Biden was his administration's horrific immigration policy. It was, largely, a continuation of Trump's first term policies. Just quieter. Except for running down Haitians on horseback. That was pretty fucking loud.

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

Study Finds Gen Z Drinking Fewer Flagons Of Mead Than Medieval Generations https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/

Mr. Beast's eyes (and Clavicular's too) are as dead as mine after working for the state govt. for 9 years, but they are way way richer. So I guess they win?

It’s been a real banner year for “that guy who gives off those vibes? Yes it turns out it was completely correct”

⚡️ BREAKING: EU formally approves 90 billion euros Ukraine loan, 20th package of Russia sanctions. President Zelensky said the loan will "strengthen our army, make Ukraine more resilient, and enable us to fulfill our social obligations to Ukrainians."

What a heartbreaking story about Cairo, a town that has known more heartbreak than most.

Tucker Carlson is a rat fleeing a sinking ship. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This should be the norm for all industries. I'm buying $50 in groceries with this $50 investment I received from Kroger.

@socialistdogmom.bsky.social discovering birding in real time is the wholesome thing I needed today. This whole arc of discovery is exactly the same for men in their 40s, except it's for history podcasts.

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It https://theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-at-new-hobby-to-understand-how-bad-he-is-at-it/

70 Minnesota children. Delta Air Lines, who likely flew nearly all of these kiddos out of MSP, could publicly condemn this and end the practice tomorrow, as the airlines did in 2018 with family separation, but it’s easier to stay silent.

liberals on this microblogging website

Nothing quite like an anxiety mental illness to get the house cleaned.

“The right wing is on the decline. People are realizing that they have no vision or solutions, just hatred and empty slogans. All they’ve brought to the world is war, inflation, inequality, and social division.”

“People say there are no atheists in foxholes. A lot of people think this is a good argument against atheism. Personally, I think it's a much better argument against foxholes.” - Kurt Vonnegut

It's so hard to figure out why the party that won't stand up to literally anything keeps losing.

This totally describes the Democrats when the Groups dare to hold them accountable. "We aren't the Republicans. What more do you people want from us?!"

Exactly one year ago today: