unfortunate update: Eponine, I misread :(

I think someone i went to high school with literally named their child Eponee

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ somebody 🕯️ should 🕯️ "do something" 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Gays on the apps tmrw

Im eating my first lunch of 2026 at a hotel where half the menus spell Linguine correctly and the other half do Not

happy 2026 everyone, my new years resolution is to Post More

My fave

Does Non Binary breast milk contain lactose? (Serious)

i'm still alive

downloading some Doctor Who audiobooks for the flight to my parents, and hearing Maggie Stables voice a non-Evelyn Smythe character is like finding porn starring one of your parents

I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.

every day americans talk about something called "coffee creamer"

Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...

Great engineering minds are hard at work

saw a Chemist Warehouse ad that started with a bland platitude about the cost of living, immediately went to look up the salary of the CEO and I will unfortunately be in an inescapable rage for the rest of next week

all media is constantly in competition with all other media, past & present, for our attention. which means curated spaces are more needed than ever... so make your own!!!! there are so many niches looking to be fulfilled, and tastemakers are now an essential part of most people's lives.

Phrases like skibidi, 67, fanum tax, etc aren’t inherently more bad, dumb, or meaningless than the memes you grew up with; you’re just not 14 any more

With Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic. paletteswap.site/dif...

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

Gotta block ‘em all! Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday. Flush these turds HERE - bsky.app/profile/did:...

What's popular on Twitter vs Bluesky

BONETOWN TTT TONIGHT @ 8pm EST ✨

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

i made a dhal for the first time last night and it is genuinely one of the most delicious meals i've ever had

mentally i am here

if you ever see me on Steam playing Supermarket Simulator, know that I am going through a mental health patch so precarious I could literally vibrate a new energy source into existence

When I finally get The Diagnosis

With alt text.

Figured id put this somewhere other than just the discord:

WEEK 6 LETS GO www.twitch.tv/benjibelow

never forget the original phantom menace storyboards where jar jar binks was big

At what point do I start having more fun

I will do unspeakable things for anyone who buys me a Mega Victreebel beanbag chair

WEEK 5 LETS GO www.twitch.tv/benjibelow

The US continues to be the leading exporter of key words to mute

the arc of history is long, but it bends towards me never deleting this app

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