Bumming it in the airport tonight, wish me luck

Goodbye Tampa, you were really hot and not in the good way

good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”

Latex and leather are sexy, but I know I would lowkey cringe every minute of wearing something bc I hate even a drop of sweat 😅

Not only did we just receive our largest contribution so far, taking us close to $18,000 total already, but we've also gone past 33,000 followers on Bluesky this morning. It's largely thanks to the juice this place has that we are taking a next big step today: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...

Not this woman at the bar describing DC as “so generic, nothing special about it” 😭😭😭

You can just be funny it’s not that hard

I need to start going to the gym, that’s to say I need to be motivated to go to the gym

DC statehood but also statehood for other large cities

Because cars with human drivers have a perfect record of safety. The Waymo hysteria from some people is very strange. Of course I’d rather a more robust public transit network, but barring that I’d rather have computers driving cars instead of petulant egotistical humans.

MTG resigning? Trump enamored with Zohran? Loomer spiraling? Christmas came early

Trump is a neo-Peronist, that’s all he’s ever been

Planes are so fake up close. Like what do you mean we launch tubes full of people into the sky

Molon Labe

My plane has been taxiing for 30 min please let us outttt

You will have to shoot me before I sit in a suit on a cramped-ass plane

Me

AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.

Hateeee Early morning flights ugh

The Star Wars Holiday Special is 100% canon, fight me

Need to clean up the sides of my hair before my trip but damn I did a good job blindly cutting it

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker paid Pope Leo XIV a visit in the Vatican, bearing some beer from the pontiff’s home state and an invitation to come to Chicago.

Space is so cool I wish it was real

They should reimagine the need for it at all. Or just build permanent structures that cover the sidewalk.

Terminal case of hasn’t-been-slapped-in-the-face-enough-itis

“This is the rotten core of Trump, beneath all the makeup and slurred words and mafia-boss cruelty: He thinks the government and all of its personnel, its buildings and its power are his.” www.liberalcurrents.com/we-must-recl...

“The juvenile actions and accusatory language spouting from every orifice of government may be among the most superficial features of our current crisis, but it is symptomatic of a larger disrespect for professionalism and professional competence.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-war-on-p...

Woke 2: the Wide Awakes

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Future events—such as these—will affect you in the future.

Chris Murphy on possible military strikes on Venezuela: "It's pretty clear it's just an effort to distract people from the rising prices and the Epstein scandal. No one wants a war with Venezuela ... and by the way, it's wildly illegal."

Decided to stay in, but I was feeling myself in this outfit so I have to share

Thinking of trying out 2bears tavern tonight, I’ve never been and it’s only a hop and a skip away

Obsessed with my new background

Sports betting should be limited to $100 a game and you have to do it in person at the stadium

Who’s up playin with their soul-simulacrum

Drivers of lifted trucks whose headlight are cold blue LEDs that shine as bright as the sun at sedan driver head height should be sent to the oubliette

Dragon Age Veilguard was a flop but I did have fun messing around in the cc making Jenny Nicholson

Forget wealth taxes, we need to be taxing cringe. Government debt eliminated immediately…

total Libertarian Party cultural victory on the right

Aloy is an industry plant I don’t like her vibes anymore

It must really hurt to learn your best friend was talking about you like this behind your back 💔

Unfortunately I agree with Trump, Americans are very dumb

Funding things without legislative appropriations, you say?

Devoted to a country other than one you swore an oath to is called something, hmm… what is it?

After learning that Assad is a gamer in exile, I have to imagine he has 600+ hours in Hearts of Iron

Snowday vibes

Its voters are all of these. It’s why different candidates win VA and NYC. American parties are more like parliamentary coalitions.

He’s a Copperhead McClellanite and a wimp who’s afraid of blood.

(You-know-who’s voice): People are saying to me, they’re saying his name is Cuck Schumer, everyone’s telling me that. Cuck Schumer. What a guy, he’s not our guy, he’s crazy.