So you're done with the big meal, the presents are all unwrapped, and you can't take a fifteenth viewing of THAT SAME DAMN CHRISTMAS MOVIE?! Why aren't you listening to this week's #FFAA Holiday Special with guests MARIO CANTONE and SUSIE ESSMAN instead, you silly goose?

Listen and repost, ad infinitum.

*Now* it's Christmastime!

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For our final episode of 2025, we consider the YBYL follow-up TELL IT TO GROUCHO, which nobody remembers; and Groucho's sidekick on that show, JOY HARMON, whom everyone remembers! The wonderful Ms. Harmon joins us to discuss her life with Groucho. www.marxbrotherscouncilpodcast.com/episodes/202...

Winners, regardless of what happens on the field. @jaguarsnfl.bsky.social #Jaguars #JacksonvilleJaguars youtu.be/6Kz3Iv5MfBE?...

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Does LaFreniere still play for #NYR ?

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"Congratulations to President Kennedy...." God. The soulless, ignorant, self-absorbed shitpieces who have been gathered together to govern a once-serious nation.

In a shocking twist that everyone saw coming, Trump has renamed the Kennedy Center in honor of himself. #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

Spain’s El País had by far the best main story of any major mainstream outlet I’ve seen: Directly in the article, from the 1st paragraph. “Celebrating himself with a base of lies, half-truths and exaggerations in an effort to take control of the narrative on the economy.” elpais.com/internaciona...

Song of the Day 🎵 Enjoy 💙 Peter Gabriel / Paula Cole Just Wow 👏👏

I demand that Mother Goose be taught as fact in all US public schools. I demand that Harry Potter be taught as fact in all US public schools. And I'm going to make a video stating such as soon as I get to my car.

LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

1/20/29: President Newsom announces immediate start of DOJ investigations of previous administration Cabinet members for federal crimes. At ensuing press conference, credentials for Fox, OAN, Newsmax, Real America's Voice, Newsnation are rescinded and their "reporters" expelled.

They've done everything they can to hide the Epstein files. If/when they do come out, don't be surprised if many files are redacted or still hidden under claims of "national security."

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If you are a Republican and do not denounce the evil of Donald Trump gloating and making the murder of Rob & Michele Reiner all about himself, you are NOT a Christian. Please stop pretending. You're not fooling the rest of us.

He is filth. And if you support this man, you too are filth.

We are going to need these good people. For not only must tRump be impeached, six members of SCOTUS obviously must be impeached also.

The ravenous, all-consuming narcissism that has rotted the mind of this man requires that every event, every tragedy, every circumstance be ultimately about him. Others in the world do not exist as fully human; they operate only to validate Donald Trump. This is a gross display of mental illness.

BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST NOW LIVE: Trump publicly celebrates the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele.  The dimensions of Trump's madness are incalculable and he cannot be permitted to remain president.  Bulletin here: omny.fm/shows/countd...

Hate isn’t a strong enough word for this monster…

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Two teams going in opposite directions: One young and fast, the other old and slow. #NYR #NYRvsCHI

The TNT studio crew is mostly unwatchable but now who's this Bennigan's bartender they've got working between the benches? #NYR

I'm at the office of Speaker Mike Johnson where congressional Republicans are hard at working developing a new healthcare plan.

Alexa, show me the biggest waste of time possible.

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Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker

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Especially if he is who the nation needs protection from.

It must be exhausting to continuously come up with new ways to embarrass us. No wonder he looks like shit.

Hey fat boy always remember you got the participation trophy. Obama got the real thing.

A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award. And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.

Why are there so many farmers in the crowd tonight? #NYR

My office secured nearly $17 million from DoorDash for cheating delivery workers out of their hard-earned pay.  I'm reminding all eligible DoorDash delivery workers to file a claim now to get their money back before the deadline on December 31, 2025. www.nydoordashsettlement.com

Trump says “affordability,” which was his campaign theme, is actually a “fake narrative” and a “Democrat con job.” Next argument: everyone at his Great Gatsby black-tie party says Trump tariffs and Trumpflation are working out great!

Our Holiday Toy Drive for 2025 is on now! Let’s spread the joy this season with something as simple as a gift for a child in need. Your gift – whether it’s a stuffed animal, a book, or a game – isn’t just a toy. It’s proof that someone cares. www.coalitionforthehomeless.org/event/holida...

Do we have any remaining questions about this stupid, disintegrating white supremacist motherfucker?

ALERT: At US House Homeland Security Committee about violence against law enforcement, Democrats have put the January 6th plaque on a stand behind the Democratic members of panel (House leadership has declined to hang the plaque at Capitol by mandated 2023 deadline)