"First in war, first in peace" "A chicken in every pot" “Morning in America” "Yes we can" "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards"

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#NYR Find yourself someone who looks at you like Adam Sýkora looks at Jaroslav Chmelař.

An opposition party would not be on vacation right now. They would have coordinated message to the public about the fact that a President in cognitive decline is threatening more war crimes. They would be BLASTING the message on all available platforms.

NHL's no better. Just to be able to watch all of one team's out-of-market games this season has required: ESPN ESPN+ ABC TNT or TruTV or HBO NHL Network Peacock/NBC While the NFL is the most popular sport in the US, the NHL has struggled to attract fans for years. This kind of thing doesn't help.

I consider any Walter Reed speculation to be like a lottery ticket, it’s probably going to amount to nothing but it’s good for you to dream a little bit

YET ANOTHER SUIT AGAINST TRUMP'S MAIL-IN VOTING EXECUTIVE ORDER NAACP files 70-page federal civil suit, which says: "This Order is not the President’s first foray into voter suppression" Here it is: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I hate when #NYR games are on ABC/ESPN. They amp up the crowd/arena sound so much that you can barely hear the announcers.

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As an American, there are always disappointments to register and arguments to engage; amid the chaos of our battered, monied attempt at self-governance, dissent is constant. But this feeling of being utterly ashamed of America and embarrassed to the core by its president is new, raw and unnerving.

Bondi will be remembered for one thing: I have the Epstein Files on my desk and there’s nothing in them that requires more investigation.

I love what Mr. @pkrugman.bsky.social is saying here. It's bewildering to me that Trump, Hegseth and the rest of the junta think that the world is so impressed and enraptured with their pathetic "masculine posturing".

A little late to this particular party but I'll chime in: Fuck Ollie North.

the president of the United States is a madman seriously damaging the entire world

Trump: “We’re not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am. When somebody’s nice to me, I love that person. Even if they’re bad people. I couldn’t care less, I’ll fight to the end for them.”

With regard to our berobed and beshitted Justice Alito: If the Founders had no capacity to conceive of illegal immigration, then they also had not the imagination to conceptualize automatic weapons. Originalism is and always was a pathetic, desperate lie of miserable, ideological shitheels.

If you're 1 of these people who let your dog run loose in a public park, you're a disrespectful, inconsiderate jerk. Doesn't matter how friendly, well-trained, well-behaved your dog is. My dog, like a lot of dogs gets defensive & stressed when they are on leash & encounter another dog running loose.

Who knew Epstein as well and as long as Donald Trump knew Epstein? Melania. Release the files. Keep talking about the Epstein files.

I regret that I have but one re-post to give for this skeet.

If my slum-lord daddy handed me a cool mil when I graduated from college I guess I could be a "success" too.

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Forced to watch #NYR on NHL Network with commentators in the studio like the COVID days. Just terrible.

This afternoon, I participated in the No Kings Rally in Jacksonville, Florida. Thousands of patriotic Americans marched from the Friendship Fountain and walked over the bridge to the downtown Jacksonville courthouse. It was very uplifting. #PeoplePower #NoKingsMar2026 #JaxNoKings

No Kings protest in Jacksonville!

Jacksonville showed up again.

No Kings - Jacksonville, Florida. 👊🏽🇺🇸

❌👑❌👑No Kings 3 ❌👑❌👑 📍Jacksonville, FL 🚨March 28, 2026 The streets are alive, the people are united. This is what democracy looks like. 🔁 @heyitstwig

What amazing day In Jacksonville, Florida! The No Kings 3 march and rally energized us to keep up the fight against a wannabe king, christian nationalists, and white supremacists!

Hundreds participate in Jacksonville ‘No Kings’ rally against Trump administration https://www.newsbeep.com/us-fl/210184/ If you need help with the Public File, call (904) 393-9801 At WJXT, we are committed to informing…

Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.

“We have a thing called child rape. It’s for legal reasons. Because child rape is a ✌🏻crime ✌🏻but sex with underage women sounds cool so that’s what we call it.”

I’ve really had it up to here with this sick bastard’s unrelenting lies.

Don’t think I can wait till Monday to hear what @olbermann.bsky.social has to say about this

So now I can't access YouTube using a VPN? Ok, bye bye YT

Listen to Patti. Listen. youtu.be/71TCH5keclE?...

He's only got two adjectives. "Strong" = good "Nasty" = bad The President of the United States is a functional illiterate.

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I’ll say it again and again, evangelicals are the most dangerous group of people on the planet, no fucking contest.

A reminder: the president of the United States is a relentless unrestrained and uncaring liar

"What's this? Four ounce shampoo bottle?!" *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* "Effin' bitch..."

And that's only because Elon pulled all the DOGEbros off "eliminating benefits for sick and needy children" duty and had them all online last week giving the film five stars. Otherwise it would be in negative terratory.

TRUMP IS GIVING IRAN $14b WHICH IT CAN USE TO TRY TO KILL AMERICANS. What's that called? When you provide aid to an enemy you're at war with? IRAN threatens back; will attack desalination AND TRUMP DIDN'T KNOW what happened AT Pearl Harbor GET THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/yz6muu4m

This is so romantic and touching. The little dictator bros helping one another

Of the many lies Trump has spouted this one, the "No new wars" lie, will hurt America the most "Mexico will pay for a wall" "Lock her up" "Drain the swamp" "End Ukraine war day 1" "Tariffs not a tax". "End inflation" The lies go on and on but this lie, "No new wars" will haunt us for generations.

Perfect.

We've seen the ill-trained, belligerent assholery of which these ICE agents are capable in street stops. Can you imagine them rooting through luggage, opening computers and body-frisking people of color without even having to worry about pretend-genuflecting to probable cause? Fun times for them.

Trump has found a new route to "victory" over Iran: Hallucination. His mind is going rapidly; his self-restraint has vanished. For the sake of the country this needs to be alleviated via the 25th Amendment (as it has since 1/20/17)

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. SPOILER ALERT: I was planning to make it fun, yet irreverent, by posting "Ding-dong, Fat Satan is dead" on the day he dies, but now I'm going with, "Good, I'm glad he's dead." Fuck that absolutely vile pedophile.

EXCLUSIVE | Angry war veterans slammed Trump’s “unnecessary” war in Iran, which, they say, is propped up by “lies.”