Last night a friend turned up at the bar, limping in "what's wrong with you?" "oh my foot is sore" "It's probably gout" "it's not gout. Anyway I have to get something cut off tomorrow" "your foot?" [taps nose] "no this skin cancer" "it's probably gout"

The cat's batteries have run out.

Well Pillion was a fun film.

I did a Drama Scarf again today.

"What does this IPA taste like? "Scorpion venom" "And this one? "Goose shit"

And yes anyone who has spent decades being publicly awful certainly has some skeletons in the closet.

See also: conservative Star Trek fans

I mean literally this

Wearing a scarf on a warm purely for the drama

It was Wednesdays We Wear Pink and obviously I always want to do something new so I thought of pinning a pocket square to my colour.

It's not "hallucination" it's a machine that doesn't fucking work.

Aw ye S4 of From

RFK's only medical knowledge is finding a vein. So there's that.

There's a person in the front carriage of this peak hour train with a large bicycle and gee I dunno maybe just ride the fucking thing you conceited psychopath.

I was just reminded of the time I helped someone rescue a potplant from neglect. She engineered a situation to be on set when Nicholas Hoult was shooting a nude scene. She had moxy.

New episode of From Well..

Resetting the password on a streaming account and letting a former housemate who still uses my account know because that's what a good person does.

Leaving the train station just now a bird swooped down in to a bush and then up into a power line. I of course performed the the sanctioned action and said "a..BIRD!" It was a Tawny Frogmouth

Rekkids

The band setting up has a bunch of tall twinks in oversized shirts and high waisted jeans tightly belted. Also I've heard them before and I know they're good.

Wearing a vintage Swedish army field coat, a keffiyah and a military cap. My Gazelles match the keffiyah.

I'm somewhat drawing parallels to Vance arguing with the Pope to Star Wars online arguments.

A Chris Hemsworth type just got on the train and his head is brushing the ceiling

We are starting a land war in Persia. Foreign catholics are thinking of schisming.

So my ex-partner who I still live with mentioned the dishwasher wasn't working (he uses 90% of everything that goes into it) so while he was out today I ran a test and determined the easily fixed problem and now I am on the second diagnostic. I guess now he can go back to using 10 forks in one day.

Rekkids

Nothing quite like putting on around a thousand dollars worth of clothes to go to ALDI to buy a box of wine.

Myrtle is vibing Fighmilk

I might have to fish my Swedish army jacket out of the wardrobe given the weather right now.

I let a random playlist run away and a SOFI TUKKER song came and fuck yeah.

A 20 yo asked me if I knew about Pauline Hanson (an Australian politician, think Marjorie Taylor Green) and I laughed at told her I'd known about Hanson since before she was born. Then I thought for a moment and followed up with "that's not hyperbole."

GET READY

Remember the time during the big fires in East Gippsland some years ago and ScoMo had the emergency relief centre at Lucknow Memorial Hall cleared out to do a photo-op oh you don't because it was such a disaster the photos never made the press.

Listening to marketing people plan a presentation is wild. Every sentence starts with [vocal fry] "I think that.." "They like fish" "But they have dogs" "It kinda like enforces them into saying what we want to say"

Depending on how you pronounce "showers" this corner is kinda funny

Just saw a young man kiss another young man before he got on the train and then ran after the train until it left the station. Very Heated Rivalry/Heartstopper vibes

The last time, which was a long time ago, I raised my voice in anger a bystander burst into tears and ran out of the room. They need to be doing more of that.

Got a new whale. 🐋 🐋

Over on a different social group there's a repeat of "stop posting about politics in this Deep Space Nine group" and yeah, sure.

Powerful Witches : Kate Bush., Grace Jones, Bjork, Mitski.

Someone sitting near in this park has a dog and come up to me with a ball in it's mouth. Sure thing, dog. *throw*

There's a park near my apartment that has a bunch of weird abstract sculptures that seem like they're a holding spell for a Lovecraftian entity.

lentourloop1.bandcamp.com/album/chicke... Listening to this one streaming but I do have it vinyl.

Got a new whale.

Why does it smell of oak? Oh I'm sitting under an oak tree.

Takeaway from people pissing and moaning about Star Trek Academy is that Captain Ake sitting in a chair weird and a gay twink Klingon was apparently too much. God some people are tedious

a BIRD

Taking laundry out and all socks accounted for and paired up.