My sister and I are having a conversation on speaker phone. She's making sourdough and just noticed a lizard on the floor and has to get it without the dog noticing.

I'm at my favourite Vietnamese restaurant and there's the usual messy lesbian couple on side but there's also some twinks on the other side.

"William, I didn't recognise you in a hat" "Oh it's because I'm wearing a hat"

Listening to lesbian cabaret music. It's unusually misty for this time of morning.

@faunwood.bsky.social pin with seasonal flowers

Just remembered the time when the cousin of the horse that was Shadowfax in LotR tried to bite me.

Getting targeted ads for IVF is weird when I'm a gay man who has never had sex with a woman and has no interest in having children. Fucking hell, three cats is bad enough.

A surprising thing about the new season of X-Men '97 is that Apocalypse' new Horsemen lineup all seem like characters from Venture Brothers, even down to their attack animations.

Saw Disclosure Day. Very heterosexual. All of the characters looked the same.

I don't know much about football but I'm watching FIFA and there is a lot of performative falling down.

I watched Supergirl. It was good but it was sort of a compilation of video game boss fights.

I'd been low key annoyed for a while now and I just checked if it's Mercury Retrograde and fuck it is.

I'm on the train listening to someone having a conversation about where to buy a house so they can keep their ashes after death that's convenient for the family.

My sister is in temporary custody of a dog expelling puppies. So far three.

Heh Melbourne weather this morning. "Frost Warning. Mostly Sunny" Yep seems right.

I just blocked a weird arguebot who's reply made little sense but I scrolled through their replies all of them were nonsense "yes, but.." replies in different languages.

I don't really like Taylor Swift but I think that would better use of money than what Thiel spends it on.

Well a trans woman said my blue fairy wren pins in my beanie looked cool so I guess the outfit worked.

ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Reneé Good. Pass it on.

Just sharing this again at a time of what's happening in Australia. In Event Horizon Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replaced with the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047

An annoying thing that even many years after Mad Max Fury Road was released they have never updated the promotion stills that have the sepia-bleached to fuck. It's an incredibly bright and colourful movie, did the marketing people even see it? And anyway, why the fuck are they still using them.

Found this at a pop up store at the local market.

Patiently waiting for my building's fire alarm to stop so I don't have to do anything about. There it goes, stopped.

The savagery.

Keeping up with the constant challenge I have been doing On Wednesday We Were Pink but with more suggesting the Pink.

For various reasons I'm feeling a bit cagey and somehow Fleetwood Mac seems right.

I am wearing my women's size 14 raincoat and burgundy Doc Martens and a burgundy keffiyeh. I am drinking a negroni and when that's done I'll be going next door to see a lesbian tell jokes

The Simic Merfolk deck probably isn't as good as the Mono-U but it's kinda more fun.

I had to choose between the She Ra mug or the Pokemon mug and went with She Ra since it's gayer.

It kinda occurs me that time in my life when I sold home insurance I got good at clocking 1 Million.

I used to sell car insurance and in my honest opinion Sparks - Take Me For A Ride is a banger song. Let's go, Laura.

I have maintained for years our attention span has shrunk not because of TV as my parents' generation tried to convince us, but because of the increase in commercials. We have conditioned four generations to not pay attention for anything more than 10 minutes at a time. With Tiktok it's down to 2.

Oh no one of the cats has seen an invisible skinless demon crawling on the wall.

John Blanche was 40k.

John Blanche was 40k. Many other artists had an influence but John Blanche and his deranged style was the beating heart Also imagine if he had been a fashion designer.

You certainly won't find this courage and truthfulness in the Australian Labor government or the Liberal party or the Nationals or One Nation or any State government. #auspol

Oh lots of porn bots tonight.

Blue Fairy Wrens.

Afternoon Lesbian Music

Planning a look for tomorrow. Gonna buy some mushrooms.

Put some leaves in the pin.

Saw The Mandalorian & Grogu. Pros : basically a long higher budget episode of Mando. Cons : goofy but not in a good way.

The real question is do I watch Silo or The White Lotus?

Been meaning to do this look in a while

There's a lot of young guys at my regular bar tonight in tie-dye pajamas and I'm not sure if it's to do with the band or just something that 20-somethings do.

Remember

I think tech tutorials should be text with screenshots

There's a live bat in the office and it is causing much consternation.

Meeting up with a friend for oysters.

Elon has been impersonating his own mother online? AND his child?? Somebody resurrect Dr Freud and give him a fat rail of coke, stat