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Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

It's Baby Safety Month.

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

THIS IS THE WHEEL OF TIME WHICH THEY CANCELLED

Still in touch with some LiveJournal friends to this day, including one who moved to my area who I now see regularly in person.

Robert Jordan constructed intricate rituals to allow men to merge into the bodies of other men #WheelOfTime #WoTSkies

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

Y’all should buy this, it would be worth it at double the full price, let alone this sale, easily the funniest game I’ve ever played

Todd Draws The Wheel of Time, Book 10 Crossroads of Twilight - Chapter 04 - The Tale of a Doll #ToddDrawsWoT #TheWheelofTime #WheelOfTime #WoTSkies #WoTSky #WoTBookSpoilers

Everything reminds me of Her (the USS Enterprise) #StarTrek #KirkPosting

Happy to announce that around 3 pm on 6/6 (24 hours after my water spontaneously broke) I had a healthy & very cute baby girl by c-section at 39w5d! She’s on the smaller side but doing great, super active when she’s awake. I love her very much and so does her dad <3

So extroverted I went to the parade to sit outside and chat casually with strangers 💀

Just made this last night, it’s delicious!

Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.

ranabito 🐸✨ #frogart

Is it too late to change careers and become a kaiju instead

Well, no surprise here: A new study from the Gender Equity Policy Institute (GEPI) found that women are 2X as likely to die during pregnancy in states with abortion bans. Twice as likely. Meanwhile, maternal mortality in pro-choice states fell 21%. jessica.substack.com/p/women-are-...

Vaccinate your kids!!! I absolutely hate that my pending child may be facing a grim and truly unnecessary future like this. The very earliest you can vaccinate a child for measles is 6 months and that’s with an active outbreak, it’s normally at least a year.

Enjoying my last few weeks of long hair before I chop it real short again!

Today I am thankful for bougie drip coffee prepared by experts ☕️

#WoTShowSpoilers #TheWheelOfTime

That’s a damn big tent and I’m happy to see pushback united under the 3 principles they stated! Well done to the convener, you are keeping your eye on the ball.

Behold! Flame of Tar Valom and Dragon’s Fang cookies.

Feels weird to barge in with good news, but The Onion is hiring two more fellows: Here's a link to our Graphics Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Here's a link to our Video Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Solid pay + full benefits for six months. Come make stupid shit with us.

#WoTSkies I have made chocolate-dipped almond horns in the shape of the Flame of Tar Valon and the Dragon’s Fang for my #WheelofTime season finale watch party! They are kosher for Passover too :D Photos to come, once they are fully set. Recipe here: smittenkitchen.com/2017/04/almo...

All any Cauthon has ever wanted is to cast Fireball

I did a ceramics

I am obsessed with the penguin Gadsden flag

:D relevant to my interests

I clicked on this SO FAST (it’s great!)

#WoTShowSpoilers Mat’s hopes and dreams: 1. Sisters are safe 2. Mommy loves & respects me 3. Dagger that I can be proud to bring home and introduce to my family(?!?)

Something very different from me… an analysis of Mat’s cards in Ep 1 from a tarot reader’s perspective. Would looove to know how other tarot readers read it… but this vid is also good for non-readers who just want to learn! 🤣 #wotskies #thewheeloftime youtu.be/WlOjFOy1Tys

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE THIS?????

#WotShowSpoilers Fuck that orb SPECIFICALLY

My life with gestational diabetes rn

The thing I love about wheel of time is it’ll show you the most badass woman you’ve ever seen and then ‘hold my beer’ itself with twenty more women

Overall I loved Wheel of Time season 3 so far (Mat & Siuan’s interaction was EVERYTHING. Nyneave & Mat’s interactions also!!! So much great stuff here including the polka dot power suit dress on that Yellow sitter) but I gotta say: Galad would not fuck.

@panic.gay I hope I am the first to tell you that hippo testicles migrate, but I know it is unlikely

Mierin Eronaile, The Daughter of the Night, wore thigh-high lace-up boots on the day she was to break the world. #WoTSkies #TheShadowRising

Maiden’s Kiss seems like a great way to get kinks in both your neck and your sexuality (positive) #wheeloftime

This is awesome and I really want to see the Collam Daan in the show (so I can complain to everyone about how it’s an OSHA violation) (where are the fire exits???)

I sent this article to my older relatives (with the caveat that if they have already been getting payments and haven’t changed info recently they are less at risk for interruption) and advised them to complain to their senators IMMEDIATELY, because Elon Musk is putting their data and money at risk.

New mug I made! I really love the beveled rectangular handle.

It’s incredibly rude that this Ottolenghi recipe I want to make tonight has raw egg in it, which I can’t eat for both bird flu and pregnancy reasons. 😤

How we all doing today? I injured myself with a loofah and almost had a panic attack about it. :)

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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

HOLT SHIT, THIS IS *INCREDIBLE*. An actual treatment for prions! That's fucking ASTOUNDING. Those things are goddamn TERRIFYING.