[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?

nobody prepares you for how happy you’ll be as an adult to get a new vacuum and do your first sweep 😭 oh my goooooood the clean is CLEANING

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I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

In light of Metal Threat going completely mask off with bringing two of best known nazi bands to their lineup I think it's more critical now than ever for us to vet artists in our preferred musical realm. Anyone that is willing to work with any venture Paul Dunski puts out must be looked at hard.

What a fucked up time to be alive.

true free speech is dead and conservatives killed it

I literally want you to go to the protest lmao I want you to not sign up to an easily hackable database that, at best, will get you nonstop donation texts, and at worst, will be handed over to Feds if they ask for it; As it explicitly states on their website they will do so without hesitation.

just realized it’s been over a year since dads heart attack may or may not be crying lmao

DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

irony is one of my favorite literary devices

nothing beats a jet2 holiday!!!

there are some people who weren't worth the precious currency of my time when they were alive, and certainly have not somehow become more deserving of it when they are not.

if he ends up dying im getting pizza to celebrate

better things are possible!!!!

Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.

getting my parents to stop arguing is easy! just almost pass out from lack of oxygen in your blood after helping lift your dad in/out of the car 3 times 🤪 guess i won’t go back to lifting weights for a while lmao

not me telling my psych about my last bloodwork results and her going “HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE” when she heard how low my hemoglobin and iron was 💀 in other news this is why i’m mostly MIA, i don’t have the energy! because i don’t have enough blood cells or iron!! or enough oxygen in my blood!!!

I really need people in this country to move away from "but that's illegal!" or "but that's not allowed!" as their default response. Laws do not enforce themselves and life has no umpire. Stop waiting for magical referee in the sky to fix everything.

this is p pathetic and i am wondering if you guys know how to read bc i know you cannot be reading the room right now, that is for sure

i just made some tea with that wotcon honey and lawd it is the elixir of the heavens

I think the idea that grrm should hand HIS story over to anyone is ludicrous I also think saying that if someone finished it, it should be sanderson is really boring and tells me people should read more books

Idk why it's so complicated for people to grasp but it's actually ok, normal, and fine for people to be angry or annoyed about inconsequential things. Doesn't mean they don't see the bigger and more distressing things happening but fuck, sometimes it's nice to be annoyed about non-apocalyptic shit.

Seven months into Trump II and state police are threatening an elected representative with a felony for communicating with the press.

being anemic sucks

this is (1) not a distraction, (2) not able to be disentangled from the military occupation of multiple us cities, and (3) the greatest threat to liberty in this country since jim crow

For years people said it was a gross exaggeration to label Nazism and its associated viewpoints within the modern conservative movement and especially online. Now Nazis are openly thriving and their rhetoric is impossible to avoid and many of the people who downplayed it are saying nothing at all

once again you think the president's mistress directing impossibly cruel policy would be a bigger story but it does not get much play outside of overtly liberal outlets

fyi i am on here maybe once a week, if that, so if you need me hit me up outside of here (and tag me so i get notified lol) if you don’t have my contacts outside of here, the grapevine will bring it to me eventually lol ❤️👋🏽

That’s right. Getting laughed at is their Kryptonite. The sandwich guy was the first white guy in all this that DHS/WH tried to make an example of in a viral video they posted. They only did it because he got some huge laughs around the world at their expense

I wrote long on "unalive," and on why tech companies prefer us to talk and act like babies johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/un-alive

You know what to do, #WoTSkies!!! #SaveWOT #TheWheelOfTime @wotseries.com

The last of our #TheWheelOfTime discussion is heeeeeeere! Thanks again to @ohgoditsess.bsky.social and @kangus.bsky.social for joining us this episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

i’m like 90% certain i’m allergic to sativa 🤣😭

Recession Indicator: The AI Industry is trying to make it 'uncool' to hate AI.

today is a Fox in the Snow kinda breakfast day

Finished Wheel of Time season 3 on Amazon last night, and it's an absolute crime to be cancelling that show after the best season yet, and right at the point where the big narrative bits are fully in place. I know they're running a business, but beancounters have no respect for the art or the fans.

About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?” No. Fuck you. I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.

Zichro L'MAAPACHA May his memory be for the revolution ❤️‍🔥 The activist & writer Awdah Hathaleen-- who worked on the film NO OTHER LAND, & brought so many Jews, Israelis & others to Umm Al-Khair to teach abt the realities of settler violence, was murdered by a West Bank settler w/terrorist record. +

Lawsuits from men against the doctors who provide abortions to their partners illustrate that men understand abortion bans as legal codifications of their private right to dominate and control women.

i am pmsing too much for people to be this dumb at work today 😡

'A Modest Proposal' (1729)

If have I have to watch this devastating edit of Moraine and her sister, so do you #savewot www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8h7jEF2/

Josh Johnson is the new comedy superstar, and his incredible skill is somehow crafting perfect longform, topical routines in a matter of days

The suggestions for the New York Post headlines is what makes this art

just made the cutest gay couple in the sims - one is going to be a jeweler and the other makes pottery lol

the “i can’t believe i didn’t get exactly what i wanted from a show cut short” mentality is deeply unserious lmao

The moment Stephen Colbert said I don’t give a flying f**€k to Paramount and CBS.