Mary Numair
@marynumair.bsky.social
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Local-area woman in Chicago. I do writing for a living but you’d never guess that.
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I went to a Walgreens today where nothing was locked up so I bought nine deodorants.
about 1 year ago
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Selina
4 days ago
I hate that everything is so military patriotic 😭 it's so weird. War is such a gross personality trait
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Ken Jennings
4 days ago
The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.
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A lot of brands posting AI art for Earth Day
5 days ago
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Anthony Oliveira
6 days ago
will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill
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Our ace looking good!!
10 days ago
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Mike Drucker
12 days ago
It’s nice having a politician who actually wants to do shit. Pretty refreshing. Seems like we should’ve been doing this the whole time.
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our lefty masher has no mash
16 days ago
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19 days ago
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truly i am so happy baseball is back
about 1 year ago
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Tyrone
21 days ago
this sucks so much ass.
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Did the Mariners hit a homer?
23 days ago
Scoring zero runs against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim is certainly a choice and that choice was made by Jo Adell
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Well shit, good for Jo I guess
23 days ago
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Selina
23 days ago
Oh fuck you Jo
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To Love a Mariner Podcast
24 days ago
Huge game for the “baseball is boring” crowd
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I cannot believe I wasted an entire day being excited for this game
27 days ago
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vibes are so back
28 days ago
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Chris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast)
30 days ago
Little wide of the Thin White Line there, Donovan
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i am late bc i was looking for pineapple shirt Luke
about 1 month ago
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god it feels good when someone isn't a piece of shit
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about 1 month ago
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Jage
about 1 month ago
Brendan Donovan with a thin blue line out to first base in his second at bat.
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Immediately ruined it for me
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about 1 month ago
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Mike Drucker
about 2 months ago
really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin
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Mina Kimes
2 months ago
Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life
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Me, when the nearby restaurant employees start gossiping
4 months ago
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If you’re reading work emails on a plane without a screen protector then WE’RE reading work emails on a plane
5 months ago
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Devastated to hear that a very old tortoise I have never heard of until today, has died
5 months ago
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖
5 months ago
“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer
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I know my brain is absolutely cooked bc I just saw a video of a roomba escaping its house before getting hit by a car and it made my heart hurt 😔
5 months ago
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Mike Drucker
5 months ago
she’s def got those photos on a google drive
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“Get his ass, Columbo,” -me, while watching Columbo
6 months ago
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Favorite costume: “Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy” He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
6 months ago
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Never heard my husband say “wow” more than now, as we’re watching How It’s Made: Bricks
6 months ago
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jae holzman
6 months ago
a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes a day in an american life
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Blasphemous Jones ↙️
6 months ago
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source:
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Why, yes, Josh Naylor played a lot of hockey growing up. How can you tell?
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Hey heads up, it’s an asshole move to spray perfume on a plane
6 months ago
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Wearing a Mariners hat in NYC this week has been fuckin awesome
6 months ago
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“Gotta stop saying Seattle stole this one. They earned it.” Okay Derek Jeter respecting the Mariners on a Sunday night
7 months ago
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Selina
7 months ago
They're just flabbergasted that we're not a super shitty bad team FUCKING GOMS BABY
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Oh, him?????
7 months ago
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Simply the least stressful game of all time
7 months ago
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To Love a Mariner Podcast
7 months ago
Hate that I’m immediately thinking of the messages Kerkering will receive from sports gamblers
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get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound
7 months ago
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So exciting! I saw a guy in a Mariners hat here in Albuquerque and I said "tridents up" and he said "what the hell is that?" And he walked away angrily. Classic!
7 months ago
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A woman has asked me to watch her luggage at the airport which is a thing we’re repeatedly told not to do
7 months ago
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I can’t believe I got to witness hot dogs from heaven. It’s as beautiful as it is on tv
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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I forgot how beautiful Seattle is :’)
7 months ago
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