I hate that everything is so military patriotic 😭 it's so weird. War is such a gross personality trait

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

A lot of brands posting AI art for Earth Day

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

Our ace looking good!!

It’s nice having a politician who actually wants to do shit. Pretty refreshing. Seems like we should’ve been doing this the whole time.

our lefty masher has no mash

truly i am so happy baseball is back

this sucks so much ass.

Scoring zero runs against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim is certainly a choice and that choice was made by Jo Adell

Well shit, good for Jo I guess

Oh fuck you Jo

Huge game for the “baseball is boring” crowd

I cannot believe I wasted an entire day being excited for this game

vibes are so back

Little wide of the Thin White Line there, Donovan

i am late bc i was looking for pineapple shirt Luke

god it feels good when someone isn't a piece of shit

Brendan Donovan with a thin blue line out to first base in his second at bat.

Immediately ruined it for me

really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin

Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life

Me, when the nearby restaurant employees start gossiping

If you’re reading work emails on a plane without a screen protector then WE’RE reading work emails on a plane

Devastated to hear that a very old tortoise I have never heard of until today, has died

“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer

I know my brain is absolutely cooked bc I just saw a video of a roomba escaping its house before getting hit by a car and it made my heart hurt 😔

she’s def got those photos on a google drive

“Get his ass, Columbo,” -me, while watching Columbo

Favorite costume: “Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy” He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!

Never heard my husband say “wow” more than now, as we’re watching How It’s Made: Bricks

a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes a day in an american life

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Why, yes, Josh Naylor played a lot of hockey growing up. How can you tell?

Hey heads up, it’s an asshole move to spray perfume on a plane

Wearing a Mariners hat in NYC this week has been fuckin awesome

“Gotta stop saying Seattle stole this one. They earned it.” Okay Derek Jeter respecting the Mariners on a Sunday night

They're just flabbergasted that we're not a super shitty bad team FUCKING GOMS BABY

Oh, him?????

Simply the least stressful game of all time

Hate that I’m immediately thinking of the messages Kerkering will receive from sports gamblers

get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound

So exciting! I saw a guy in a Mariners hat here in Albuquerque and I said "tridents up" and he said "what the hell is that?" And he walked away angrily. Classic!

A woman has asked me to watch her luggage at the airport which is a thing we’re repeatedly told not to do

I can’t believe I got to witness hot dogs from heaven. It’s as beautiful as it is on tv

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I forgot how beautiful Seattle is :’)