Helpful words and phrases en espanol! 1) La Migra! - Immigration officer(s) sighted 2) Hielo! - ICE! 3) Soy ciudadana/o americano - I am an American Citizen! 4) Nací en estados unidos - I was born in the United States. 5) Quiero un abogado - I want a lawyer! 6) Suplico el 5to - I plead the 5th.

Because this administration thinks everyone believes the rules only matter when it helps “your side” (like they do), they are counting on Comey’s unpopularity to normalize this. Don’t let it. Whatever you think of him or his actions in the past, etc. this indictment is dangerous and an outrage.

So, am I the only one noticing that these shooters who are targeting "GOP" candidates and pundits are almost ALL white Republican males between the ages of 18 and 28? Seems strange, does it not?

So, they really are trying to have their rabidly insane murderous "fans" stalk, harm, or even kill their opponents. But this isn't fascism or totalitarianism, right?

Y'all. The "engravings" on the bullets? IT'S THE FUCKING BRAND STAMP OF A TURKISH AMMO COMPANY--TRN. The fucking morons under Kash Patel thought it was a fucking message about trans people. 🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm legit laying here, with a STUNNED look on my face, that this is how fucking DUMB our GOVERNMENT is.

I remember when this happened.

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Lafayette, Louisiana!

Watching software engineers develop AI bots that can LITERALLY replace their jobs is wild...

Hmmmm . . . I wonder how the Minnesota assassin might have had access to a police uniform, a police badge, and a police cruiser. Are we *sure* he was "impersonating" a police officer?

Israel is bombing Iran. It was nice knowing y'all...

Just thinking about why neither political party has released the Epstein report now that both have had the opportunity to do so. One thing you won’t ever get me to do is protect someone on that list. We need to know.

“Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows”

Fuck Donald Trump and fuck every one of these maga assholes. There are spots left in this pack. I will fill it with people who reply, like, repost. Really appreciate reposts because that is how we broaden our reach. go.bsky.app/M8EAx8Z

Please and thank you.

No @RoKhanna.bsky.social. Hell no. @elonmusk used his platform to spread lies & elect Trump, he then spent 4 months destroying lives & starving children to death. And now bcuz he turned on Trump, you wanna suck up to him? Fuck no. Come on my fellow Dems, be better than this. This is wrong.👇

She's a ten, but it's short for tender f*ckin' joints

"Hey babe, new Covid variant just dropped!" Start masking again, people. ESPECIALLY now, when we have even less of a reason to trust our government...

BREAKING: Scientists Warn of New Coronavirus in China, Just One Mutation Away from Triggering New Pandemic.

look, we're all out here making ourselves stressed out and miserable with terrible news all the time please let yourself enjoy this, for your own mental health

The Art of War will beat The Art of the Deal every single time.

Things seem to be going well.

Holier than thou people scolding us for laughing at this is exactly what's wrong with Dems. We take shit TOO seriously, don't fight back, and when we do, we get scolded, BY OUR OWN PARTY, for not being "serious". Politely, fuck off. I'm about to register as Indy. Being Dem is embarrassing right now.

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy but while they fight we can replenish ourselves. I recommend popcorn

A blessed Eid Mubarak to my friends who celebrate. ❤️

Thei hadde a public blowe out Postinge their jabbes and jibes Typinge 'til their fingeres bledde It was the sommere of '25

This is what I've been saying since yesterday. We may be enjoying a MUCH-NEEDED bout of schadenfreud, but none of us are cheering on either of those assholes. We are just enjoying watching them eat each other.

I want a video of ALL of the memes, set to Yackity Sax...

bluesky needs to extend its character limit so i can add more Ls to the lolllllll required here

The Art of War will ALWAYS beat The Art of the Deal. To those who called me crazy and delusional yesterday for saying that pissing Trump off is a legitimate war tactic that has been successfully used for millenia:

When @gtconway.bsky.social tells me to keep my phone fully charged today, I'm gonna listen...

It’s not important who wins or loses, it’s how god damn hilarious this is.

Some people are posting “things are still bad” and yeah no shit! This is why we need moments of levity!

I don't know who needs to see this but forgetting & losing things excessively to the point of it having an extremely detrimental effect on your life is an example of a DISABILITY, not a cute or funny little quirk. ADHD is recognized as a disability for a reason.

I planned to take a VIP teenager in my life to their very 1st Pride this year. But with the uptick in hate crimes, especially after Jonathan Joss, I'm leery about public Pride in a red state. Instead, I think we may do a small PRIVATE Pride, just for them, so they can enjoy experiencing it, safely

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Fuckkkkkk...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

For as shitty as the last 2 weeks have been, between the car accident, the PTSD, health issues, etc. Today has been hilarious watching the MuskRump feud. I've laughed harder today than I have in a long time.

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This tweet aged like milk in the sun

“It’s one banana, Michael. How much could it take to build?”