morning onlinefolk!! i am being so brave about having to wake up semi early on a weekend

sometimes my dreams are so complex that i'm like are you sure my brain is actually coming up with this shit? this isn't someone's real life?

every time i get a really good grade on an assignment, i go back and reread the assignment and every time i end up going "yeah i ate with this one"

i have to leave to go to class today bc it's a monday schedule and i really don't want to go 😭

with the influx of boy mom content, this just proves that freud was wrong bc it seems like jocasta complex is way more prevalent than oedipus complex, and the former is often the cause of the latter in many cases

If you didn't know this existed, there's actually 1 more place that Bluesky has labels coming out of, and that's here, which we're ALL registered to by default and can't opt out of, but it's not CLEAR where these settings are until you find them: bsky.app/profile/mode...

let me tell y'all. the day the koh-i-noor goes missing from the british crown, just know. i'm not explicitly saying it was me, but know that baby is going home

dean winchester posted this

& when im with someone im comfortable w im not monotone or stoic at allllll im literally so weird and very expressive but I just cant whip that shit out for anyone ??????

had one bite of a cinnamon roll and immediately gave myself acid reflux 💀

nicki stans when?

just emailed one of the people that held the film screening on tuesday (banger btw) for an interview and i was like "not sure if you remember me but..." and why did she respond not even five minutes, saying, "hey! of course i remember you!" 🥹 my day is made, like i'm genuinely so happy

sorry can’t talk babe I gotta think of something funny for the people trapped in my phone

I MADE IT AND I'M ON TIME

annoyed because a whole group of tourists swarmed the omny machine (they ripped out the metrocard machine 😭) and i just walked in idec anymore

me every time i have a new crush:

not my anxiety flaring up bc i'm worried i won't be able to take the train to get to the screening. public transit has heavily let me down before 😞

instead of being able to chill today, i have to go to a docu-drama screening & discussion that was pushed on me last minute by my professor. everyone pls pray for me 😭

back in the day (a year ago) i used to be able to read like 3 books at once but now if i don’t finish one book i cannot start another. what tf happened

someone talk me out of going back on bumble 😭 ik it's a waste of time but it's calling to me 💀

SNAP benefits are going to be paused on November 1. If you are able, now is a good time to give to food banks, food pantries, or local mutual aid groups.

sending anti-ai articles to the family group chat

need fettucine alfredo like yesterday 😭

cognitive dissonance so bad i keep thinking it's tuesday 😭

hey guys, i know i've been pretty inconsistent on here recently and the truth is, i'm the one of the louvre thieves. i'm sorry you had to find out this way

i need to get back on my reading grind

i have been so busy lately and i've been feeling really good about it, then in comes this professor making me feel like my writing isn't good enough. passive-aggression aside, it's like she forgets i have a WHOLE LIFE outside of this one class. idk it just really ruined the view of progress i made

Writing is great. You invent a little guy, you can even make him a nice little guy. And then you shake him as hard as physically possible and give him the worst day of his life. Love it.

duality is killing it as floor manager at my internship today only to open my email to find my inbox flooded with passive-aggressive emails from my professor bc she didn't like the first draft of my article since i mentioned a canadian artist 🙃

this woman and her passive aggressive emails are really testing my patience

Wikipedia is worth $10/month because if it dies so does reliable knowledge. Cough up if you can -- it's cheaper, more interesting and morally superior to Netflix.

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

me but with listening to commentary videos instead of my same 30 playlists while studying 😭

after a long hiatus, the ratty gray beanie has made its reappearance on campus 😭

wearing my connor roy 2024 long sleeve to the internship only for me to be the first bitch on set. it's days like this that make me violent

one thing about me? why am i here

me after putting something off until the day it is literally due:

this is what eating with no youtube on looks like

guy who thought dan and phil had already come out about being together this whole time finds out they didn’t do that until today

thinking about how one night i woke up in a cold sweat to write down that one of my ocs love watching to catch a predator and when people ask him what he's doing and he tells them, it literally stun locks them so hard they end up joining him in watching. like that shit was so random 😭

they should've never made me watch citizen kane bc why am i empathizing with a mf that's been dead for over 40 years

hey oomfs

btw fuck christopher columbus. that guy sucked

one thing about me is i will like ur post even if i dont get it

y'all ever feel like something is constantly missing from your life 😝

spent like three hours in the library watching a cooking show while making a cute valentine's day themed collage background. i have class in 20 minutes 😭

they should invent a breakfast that won't make me spend the rest of the day regretting that i ate breakfast