i’ve been jumping at my coworkers throats the moment they even think of saying smth along the lines of “it’s a calm day/there’s not a lot of work today” and i kid u not the workload has lessened lately

kaz is like venom and will whisper to me evil shit when i’m trying to be a good person

i feel like such a loser asking if the “u intimidate me” indirects are mine cus WDYMM

imagine my shock when i learnt that u could get a headache just bc of how u tie ur hair

to past kaz, fuuuuuckkk youuuu dude holy shit i hate ur guts

face card ? declined. ugly ? as fuck

damian when he had to try and convince cardan to add me back into gc after i got send to the gulag

holding my tongue when someone tells me taxing the rich doesn’t make sense when i genuinely truly believe they should all just die

to future kaz, i just washed the bedsheets this morning. whatever happens after is not my responsibility anymore xoxo

it’s as if i was born yesterday with how clueless i can be

like for an indirect except it won’t be coming just from me but from cardan and damian as well ! triple the guessing

i hope my boss and his entire enterprise goes bankrupt i’m gonna blow his whole building up if it doesn’t

oh brother how insufferable

you very much can tell when someone doesn’t have any friends outside of discord

google survey results :

i feel like i can never do a normal interaction bait type of post cus who the hell is gonna say i’m the color blue which means outgoing, cool oomf who u wanna talk more to

last chance to vote btw

sometimes i think cardan is just ragebaiting us bc there’s no way this man is real and serious

every damn day there’s at least one argument in the gc

me after being the reason cardans cortisol spikes after his stressful day of work

i should be allowed to punch a dentist every so often

a coworker brought a speaker to work which great ! we get to listen to music ! however that also means that i have to tolerate music genres that i don’t particularly fuck with

putting single in ur promo post might as well just put huge loser who can’t pull instead

coworker bought me a painkiller specifically for migraines maybe work isn’t so bad after all

such a beautiful day outside it’s sick that i have to clock into work and repeat this capitalistic ritual for the rest of my life

if anyone thinks cardan, damian or i are funny at all, inflate our egos a little more and vote : docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

dreamt me and my bf got drafted. what dat mean

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a short tragic story

if anyone thinks cardan, damian or i are funny at all, inflate our egos a little more and vote : docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

almost typed and sent “i got bored” as “i got bred”. my life genuinely flashed before my eyes.

incredible jealous of ppl who view cooking as an art form

ah yes euphoria, my favorite show that i didn’t watch

i’m gonna be so honest i forgot everything pertaining to sumeru’s lore

“oomf ur following someone problematic” unless the mf did smth illegal i couldn’t care less stop wasting my fucking time

sometimes u make some outrageous typos and u just gotta continue ur day

everyone saying it’s horrible and it’s scary i hope u all realize u make me want to get it more

lowkey i’ve always wanted to get sleep paralysis

ppl love to say that physical touch is their love language but then look at u like ur crazy when u start to beat their ass up

ladies ladies, now that i’m captivated by the love of my life and kaz has a bf, please direct all your flirting attempts at damian, he is single and flirty

haven’t seen my bf in over a week. might genuinely shrivel up and die.

gang face reveal

this court system is so rigged they gotta do smth about it

some vile accusations are getting thrown on an innocent man, what has the world come to

u send damian a tiktok and its like the messenger pigeon disappeared into some other dimension

my very first perfume was orange peels 🙏

guys she’s so cute