they should make perfumes that don’t make u nauseous after 5 mins of smelling it

when i used to tell ppl that i did in fact feel represented by mulan i fear they might’ve though i was talking about shang or smth but i have to make it clear that i was very much taking about this guy and his crew

i think .. i miss my wife … (clip studio paint)

i haven’t complained about something in a while …

i have a bad tendency to just delete whatever i draw on a whim so whenever i find smth again i almost always forgot i even drew it in the first place

saw a dead bumblebee on the ground and genuinely hesitated to take with me for 5 mins to taxidermy it

the other intern at work sucks so bad at his job that he makes me look like a genius

more often than not we get dentures that come in to get fixed and u can tell why the patient needed them in the first place

u know its time to go sleep once u get a good trimming video on ur fyp

why do all of these “life hack” making ppl always choose the most obnoxious music ever for their background music

good morning. i just banged my shoe so loudly against my door that i pray that it didnt wake my roommates up

all i’ve been thinking about today has been lohen

love knowing that i can send cardan the nerdiest shit ever knowing that he’ll be just as interested in it as i am

lohen and nicole burst animations .. oh wow

the microwave at work must be powered by generators from nasa or smth cus why does my sauce almost always evaporate when i leave it for just 1min30

a coworker took a day off bc they didn’t feel well and here come all the other mfs bitching and whining about how they still showed up even tho they felt like shit too

cardan just sent me a voice message ranting (yelling) about smth and mid rant he stopped to yell and honk at someone on the road and immediately went back to yell about the topic at hand

atp i’d have a bigger success rate at performing surgery than getting my friends to play genshin again

i miss my son (could be talking about megumi, neteyam, bakugou)

this was me during the whole run

if the opportunity ever rises, i think i would always name a daughter after the moon

back in the day i used to put disclaimers in my carrds like “sarcastic” or “very blunt” to warn ppl about my behavior but nowadays i just let it be a surprise

lashing out like a rabid dog whenever someone other than like 3 ppl calls me a pet name bc it reminds me of the time old hags kept calling me sweetheart bc they wanted to feel better about themselves

i need to find mutuals that share my timezone cus i feel like im just yelling into the void

suguru never looked better than when he was breaking up with gojo

old sack of shit over here forgot to do his stretches and now he’s complaining about back pain as if he were in his 50s when he’s barely in his 20s

the average stsg experience

it’s pretty hard to take myself seriously when my feet don’t touch the fucking ground when i’m sitting at my desk

love finding duos on the internet

just sent her sad stsg edits

good morning. icb i have to go to work everyday for the rest of my life like this now.

don’t ever send me bad not safe for work art. i will be judging the anatomy

told my roommates i’d go on a run with them when i felt like a functional human being however now im not so sure about it

i sometimes have a strong urge to take a beginner artist under my wing and watch as they progressively improve cus that’s what happened to me

earphones or headphones aren’t allowed at my work so usually i end up having one specific song or audio stuck in my head and i kid u not, one time the thing that was stuck in my head was “how u know i dominican papi”

“i’m promoting an ai tool bc they proposed money and im broke” u guys have no spine whatsoever it’s really fucking sad

sometimes i mean to type “years” but my fingers fuck shit up and end up typing “heats” instead so i end up sounding like some alpha or omega who measures time based on their cycles

oomf has an acronym in their bio that i have yet to figure out

tried following someone and instead of following me back they immediately blocked me

very incredibly jealous of ppl who have a muji store nearby

im doing my best here bro what the fuck

drawing gojo is a genuine nightmare for me i can never nail him down

my not so woke opinion is that if ur dating someone from another country u should go through the effort of learning their language

i treat kaz as my daughter and what do i get in return? he treats me like i’m the mother who gave him body image issues

trying to get cardan to watch a new anime is like asking an incel to get off reddit

i hope you losers know that we can all tell when your art is traced like you’re not fooling anyone

me about to scam a poor mf out of his money : it cost that much bc it takes me fucking hours (fucking hours)

i love military fashion (big shocker) (whoopty doo) (oh wow)

not to be gay on main but i present to yall fictional characters that remind me of my bf

kaz and i are so close he told me he wanted something and i went “that can’t be right, don’t you want this other thing instead?” and i WAS CORRECT