pierced my ears the other day and my bf accidentally kept touching them bc he likes to hold my face when he kisses me

the other intern with me at work just got chewed out for being on his phone except they’ve never told me anything when i’ve been in my phone at work #favoritism

there’s an english pop song that plays pretty often on our work playlist and everytime it does im like “hmm that sounds familiar” so i finally shazam it and it’s fucking bts.

goodnight i hope i die and everyone else as well actually

i hope the damn stadium blows up im sick and tired of hearing about football every other day

just heard someone yell out “putain” (fuck in french) in the most devastated and pained voice ever

i am never normal when it comes to watching a show

the secret of the fox …. ancient mystery …. somewhere deep in the woods … i know you’re hiding …. what is your sound …. will we ever know …. will always be a mystery …. what do you saaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

ppl will just casually reveal that they’re homophobic/transphobic and expect u to agree with them

someone put some brown contacts on lestat man im scared

living in a big city very quickly teaches u to stop giving two shits abt red lights

i realize i have kaz privileges cus i really do get away with saying a lot of things without barely any consequences

everything i say is a joke but at the same time i’ve also never been more serious in my life

if u think ur partner is cheating just go through their instagram reels. somehow that algorithm known ur deepest darkest secrets that u didn’t even say out loud before

don’t u guys think i’ve mellowed out so much compared to maybe 6 months ago, im so calm relaxed and well behaved lately

we fuck with furries heavy over here actually

open bsky .. ppl are talking abt their cats … go to work .. coworkers are talking abt their cats … open the council gc .. those fuckheads are talking abt their cats ….

nothing ruins my day more than waking up

u guys might as well call me sunshine the way i wake up and go to sleep with the sun

cardan facetimed us to help him sort his shit out and he keeps defending every piece of trash he’s got laying on his shelves bc of “sentimental value”

spending less time on ur phone does in fact make ur days seem longer and u don’t feel like you’re running out of time at every waking moment… who would’ve thought…

got accused of being a bloodhound bc i correctly guessed when 2 of my coworkers changed perfumes

you’d think after how far we’ve come as a species the stupid dumb idiotic ones would’ve been dealt with but no !!! they’re still here !!!!

??????

there are some songs out there that u just gotta listen to ironically

the only positive thing about the council being employed now is that all of us wake up early enough to be able to talk together a lot more than before

i gotta stop asking ppl if they like smth by going “do we fuck with this”

guys surely you’ve seen this before i can’t be the only one

if i see that chinese man yell out music and walk back and forth with a horde of men behind him and a woman with her back turned to the camera as he periodically checks his nonexistent watch again im gonna lose it

just showered. i am evil no longer

if the council’s biggest kins were placed in a room i think it makes sense why kaz is the way he is bc it’s this mfs:

sometimes u genuinely have to sit there and wonder if someone is purposefully trying to piss u off or if they’re actually just that damn stupid

just asked damian if he wants anything and he goes “oh no- i couldn’t possibly ask you for anything” and kaz just interrupts and goes “he wants tomodachi life”

“i don’t have cash sorry” i say as if i don’t carry around 365€ worth of cash on me everyday

i can feel myself turn into my 15 year old self again (barely replying to any messages)

every time i act dumb i go “this is the damian special”

the lion does not concern himself with his jaw clucking every time he chews

when u buy raspberries what u should’ve done is eat them yesterday actually

every single dyptique fragrance i smelled smelled like shit

lowkey wanted to get hit by lightning bc i thought the scars looked cool

emma d’arcy wow what an actor

nothing pisses me off more than rats

coworker : hey man i saw u put a russian song in the work playlist, i didnt know u listened to that me : haha yea its pretty much all i listen to (soviet post punk/doomer music) coworker : same i like that genre a lot (2000s russian pop)

sometimes cardan says smth and it’s so clear that he used to write fanfics before

i was going to be murdered and i brought kaz down with me

the tyrant is about to lop our heads off. gg yall.

the next dumb bitch to say that they’re alt but also conservative is genuinely getting their shit blown clean off

robert. sleep with all of ur eyes open tonight.