i present to u guys some pics i took that i got developed

would u guys believe me if i said that im actually a pretty reasonable and sensible guy

and thank fucking god for that

just saw another tiktok about it. stomach genuinely keeps dropping over a 2d character this is insane

i’m at that point in my life where gifting me an actual cook book would genuinely be a good gift

cardan and i went from screaming down our mics at 3 am to going to sleep at 9:30 pm

letting everyone know that i’m not only looking down when i walk bc im miserable and depressed but also and mainly because im fucking cold

this is literally cardan

i just had the biggest fucking epiphany

just saw the animated version of bakugou crying over deku loosing his quirk

@profanity.accountant hey friend

24 year old cousin is getting married next year.

why are so many ppl out here with invalid handles

sometimes when i talk to ppl i can physically feel this picture happen in real time

coworker and i bonded over how everyone fucking stinks

if ur not scared of metal songs this is my song recommendation of the day 🙏 open.spotify.com/track/3iubke...

i love saying absolutely ridiculous shit

one time i dreamt of being shot in the head and immediately woke up after the bullet hit my head and i could’ve sworn that the place where the bullet should’ve went through felt warmer than the rest of my skull that i had to actually double check that there wasn’t an actual wound there

i hate nicknames. whenever i try using them it sounds like im grating my tongue and throat through sandpaper

random kaz lore drop : my dad used to threaten me by saying that he would sign me up for the military bc i had crazy aim at those shooting arcade games. from the ripe age of 8 i never missed a target

targeting pensions, labor protections and workers salaries and instead spending more money on weapons that the country can’t even use

seasonal depression so bad that even recession pop isn’t doing shit

the worst person u know is currently comparing themselves to a doe btw

ppl often say either doctor or police officer when we talk abt it the perfect job for a serial killer but when i say truck driver im looked at weird

dropped a prosthetic by mistake and i could have sworn that i saw the teeth shatter into a bajillion pieces in slo motion

i don’t even know how or when it happened but i think i learned how to dice onions overnight

got blocked by a concerning amount of oomf bc of this post and it truly makes u wonder

“it’s just pixels on a screen” hey so we as human beings have this thing called empathy so we can see things for more than what they literally are

proshippers getting shat on the tl oh what a great evening

it’s still november and cardan already posted his yearly christmas instagram post

“oh yea i’ve been going to the gym for like 5 years now” oh buddy we can’t tell

face reveal #real #notfake 🙏

HA

rly love it when someone with a cosplayer face does cosplay

spent the whole day bickering with my bf cus that bastard didn’t know if he wanted to buy the marshall headphones or not

i’ve been trying to get cardan to read veil bc i know that bastard would love it

“another waifubait character in genshin for the aether harem we’re tired” be so honest tho when has genshin ever did that

i’ve been employed for 2 weeks and this is my guide on how to survive coworkers

spreading awareness cus it is in fact that serious

these dentists actually got me fucked up today

fuck dentists

garfield would be proud i think

trying to make lasagna for the first time ever yall wish me luck

scratches head

u know ur getting old as shit when u feel paternal towards characters u used to find cool when they were your age

is this a safe space for me to say to say that i rly fucking hate jk’s tattoos

me after posting more than 3 posts in one day

24 year old coworker just celebrated her 7 year anniversary with her bf

genshin cooked so hard with kaveh and alhaitham

i think i’ve accidentally curated the tf out of my tl cus my youngest oomfs are 18/19