The ABCs of Simon's Cat! Shop our collection here: simonscatmerch.com/collections/... ☕ More letters to come.

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This is what Ukraine is fighting for. 📹:jstolvt/TikTok

Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social on #Lebanon #War #Press @thetimes – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty https://theonion.com/archaeologists-uncover-embarrassing-egyptian-rockabilly-dynasty/

No matter how much you want to, you can’t just redefine how percentages are calculated. It just doesn’t add up. open.substack.com/pub/kityates...

had a meeting with my oncologist about chemotherapy, she asked if I knew how it worked and I said "they eat you from the inside like pacman" and she laughed and explained how it works and it turns out they eat you from the inside like pacman

Chernobyl - episode 4 of 5 this evening. The series has been both harrowing and fascinating. So many in denial Attempts to cover it up The truth seekers So many innocent lives lost

Speaking for the UK? The hell you are!!! 😠

The more the merrier💙💛

Nice sunset tonight….

Walls Closing In On Toddler Who Claimed TV Broke Itself https://theonion.com/walls-closing-in-on-toddler-who-claimed-tv-broke-itself/

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Good news: My short silly book Notebook - which was yet another casualty of the demise of my ex-publishers Unbound - is republished today! There are a few excerpts from it here: www.tom-cox.com/my-notebook-2/

Signed Oasis 'Wonderwall' guitar sells for $96,000

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It's called a prescription, Donald. They're free in the UK for over 60s.

A graduate of The Priti Patel School of Applied Mathematics...

Israeli soldiers have looted civilian property in southern Lebanon on a large scale, according to testimonies from IDF personnel, Haaretz reports.

Will AI take your job? Rishi Sunak on his concerns & the economic impact of Artificial Intelligence #Newsnight www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kkMiNSn5mA

"This feels, to me, almost more Orwellian than any other piece of Newspeak the US regime has yet come up with. And that is saying something. Can you just go about redefining how you calculate percentages? Only in a world where Ignorance is Strength." open.substack.com/pu...

#OnThisDay 1982 :The ZX Spectrum was launched and here's one being advertised. #80s

#OnThisDay 1976 : 50 years ago today, the first episode (a feature length pilot) of Starsky and Htuch was broadcast in the UK on BBC1. #70s (Listing : @woodg31.bsky.social)

Graphic novels are an essential part of the classroom reading diet, and are great for exploring new ways of storytelling. We've thoroughly enjoyed creating our own over the past couple of days.

Clearing the house of an elderly family member. I knew I’d come across one of these, sooner or later

MT CAT: meow ME: really? CAT: meow ME: and then what? CAT: mrrowwww ME: well sometimes it be like that I don't know what to tell you

Take the title or fyrste recognizable-worde-in-the-title of the last app you usid, and then either the title of the secounde recognizable-worde-in-the-title of the second-to-last app you usid. That ys your D&D first level spelle. "door booke"

I will not consent to die this day, that’s certain.

It’s not Britain’s war, but the government is acting now to prepare for the consequences and put the interests of the British people first.

🇫🇷🇬🇷🇺🇦 France proposed a deal for Greece to send its Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in exchange for discounted Rafale fighters, - Le Parisien

Remember when USAID did cool things like help fund building works in a university in Armenia?

A beautiful Red-Backed hawk #birdsofprey #birds #Chartres #farmlife #hawks #farmlife

On Radio 4 at 16.00: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Good discussion this. Recommend.

Next Tuesday.

How I’m trying to be … 😊

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

Social Vegan (I avoid meet) Get it here: www.etsy.com/listing/4483...

“Ssssssss… Jusssst tell the watchmen that we are film propsssss…”

That would be a chemical matter, your reverence.

Per Washington Post, a U.S. intelligence assessment found that it could take up to 6 months to fully clear the Strait of Hormuz... that's if the war ended today. Trump is not telling Americans that.

These three are clearly up to shenanigans. I can tell. I know what to look for.

The new Nazi Barbie.