As an addict I can kinda relate

"The CIA created the term 'conspiracy theorists'" is the funniest thing I'll read online all day. Nothing is going to beat this high

AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO WEREWOLVES OF WOLVERHAMPTON

This is the most frustrating 2-0 Everton victory I've ever experienced lol

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Good morning and good night

it's curry night motherfuckers

MAGA instigator Tommy Allen & his crew went to taunt a Salem-Keizer school walkout w the usual slurs. Adults tried to create a buffer, but Tommy kept pressing, so the kids mobbed up on them & chased them for blocks until they ducked into a Safeway for sanctuary. And I mean they ran.

On Tuesday, our unhoused neighbors enjoyed 69 servings [nice] of Beef Burrito Bowling For Soup! (A reference the cook vehemently insisted everyone will get & is not at all confusing) We rely on donations to feed people Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets Cashapp- FTSPortland #MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

love to wake up after drinking, open my laptop, and be like "why the fuck was I reading the club history of SC Paderborn 07?"

Columbus Crew have still never won in Portland

*ripping my skin off with a potato peeler* scintillating opener so far

turn off the blazers game and put on #RoselandXIII

The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!

When I was a kid my parents took me on a trip to Lake Placid, New York and for some reason I was terrified I was going to have to go to the top of the ski jumping hill

Replaying Fallout 3 and remembering one of the things that makes the series so much fun is that you are not merely obligated to level up by doing side quests. You are placed in ~situations~

Last minute Valentine’s Day gift buying is the funniest last minute holiday gift buying to witness, unfortunately

On Thursday, our volunteers handed out 35 servings of teriyaki chicken over rice & broccoli to our unhoused neighbors! (Nothing clever to add here. Just maxing out the character limit) We rely on donations to feed people Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets Cashapp- FTSPortland #MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx

I’m sick but I have all these fresh sandwich ingredients so I am healing with hoagies

This happened at least twice in Portland in 2020

When handing out food, we try to ask people what else they need - we might happen to have it - if we cannot immediately meet those needs, we will do what we can to help One of our unhoused neighbors asked for cleaning supplies so folks could keep their camps tidier #MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPDX

In the same way that using prison labor is morally worse than most things people are in prison for, this is morally worse than anything cops could possibly be worried about these groups doing.

Tuesday, our volunteers handed out 50 servings of Shred Hampton Lives* (loaded mashed potatoes) to be enjoyed by our unhoused neighbors! We rely on donations to feed people Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets Cashapp- FTSPortland #MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx *cointelpro reference for no particular reason

People love to reference “bread and circuses” as if circuses are just inherently bad. They never bring that energy for the bread.

feeding a picture of godot into the ring app because im tired of waiting

Please Boost! Help out a local Portlander, they're a near and dear friend. Please boost this to help them get some stability in these scary ass times.

We need strategic direct actions.

On Sunday, our volunteers dished out 70 servings of creamy Tuscan Mac & Cheese - a dank & deadass delicious delicacy definitely devoured delightfully by our unhoused neighbors! Dope! We rely on donations to feed people Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets Cashapp- FTSPortland #MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx

just played Something in the Orange tuned down half a step and you know what? I'm really starting to understand what all those grunge guys were on about

American Olympians: I feel conflicted. I love representing where I’m from, but it hurts to see people hurt each other. I wish we could all respect and be kind to one another The Little Hitlers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas

The folks who run community free store are facing eviction they need to raise $1,800 by tonight This is such an emergency need please help share Venmo fruit-platter-500 Please consider sending something their way and helping this family with a young child stay housed

Someone told me today that the Penumbra-Kelly building used to be a Safeway. Are there other former Safeways that became Dangerways?

On Tuesday, our volunteers made damn sure our unhoused neighbors enjoyed 50 servings of Back it Up Like a Dumpling Truck (fried rice w/chicken dumplings & stir fried chicken) We rely on donations to feed people Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets Cashapp- FTSPortland #MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx

Liberals complaining about getting “pushed away from The Left” now where and who have I heard this from before?????

Meta shitpost: Stancil wishes the feds would call him the leader of Antifa.

yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers

Made a sauce with butter, parsley, lime, calabrian chili, and garlic. Using it to coat some salmon and broccoli. Will report back

I am living through some kind of never ending onion of people not getting very obvious jokes. Stancil thinks I'm pro drunk driving, blue sky thinks I'm pro stancil, I'm barely pro anything

CM Punxsutawney Phillip Brooks

hired in 2018 and 2014

Will yesterday once and for all have dispelled the myth that being “peaceful” grants you safety?

Sneezed and low key threw out my back. Please pray 👴

If your children got tear gassed today I want to hear from you, even if you don’t live in my district. You can contact my office at [email protected]

Pretty much every Portlander has been tear-gassed by Feds or the Portland Police or both in the past decade. Spicy air won’t stop us.

I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.

The Taco Time on 182nd and Stark has had the same "limited edition" menu items for at least two years and I salute them for it