Canned corned beef hash.

So I need to know if @kevinkulp.bsky.social has seen Sand Sharks because I’m apparently related to the director? 🤪

We’re out for date night at a joint so bougie they have live jazz xylophone 🤪

This is me

You don’t hear it much, probably due to corporate capture of media, but this is what FDR did that got the ‘33 Act and the ‘34 Act passed. generational anger at corporations funneled into aggressive legislation that would have been unthinkable ten years earlier.

*Cupping your face with both hands* The parts of you that the people you were "too much" for made you feel bad about are the most beautiful things about you!

This panel from the new X-Men #25 is ...... I just can't. 😂🤣

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake with Jessica Biel (2003)

Rufus Sewell and Michael Sheen's agents currently playing fastest finger first.

Can't, tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time

Why doesn’t he ask ai

Despite being tired as hell, it's Mardi Gras, and thus time for my favorite band: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsb...

Being woken up by thunder before 4AM is some absolute bullshit

“The playing field is poised to become a lot more competitive, and businesses that don’t deploy cocaine to help them innovate in everything they do will be at a disadvantage,” says Paul Daugherty, Chief Technology and Innovation Officer at Accenture. Hey, it works!

that explains a lot

Oh nooo that thing literally everyone warned me could happen has happened, how could I have ever anticipated such a turn of events

Give me the top row, folks can take the rest of my box.

She drove 4 hours to see my college a cappella group's first concert. <3

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

San Diego’s Favorite Cryptid (Tony Hawk)

Do you have a passport? Over half of Americans don't. Do you have a birth certificate and photo ID with the same last name? Nearly 70 million married women don't. If you answered no to both, you would not be able to vote under the SAVE Act. This is voter suppression, not protection.

Look, I don't know why Death's selection list has been fucked since Prince, but we're going to need an elite heist team of religious scholars, metaphysicists, occultists and a cat burglar and we're going to go fix this shit.

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

Doing my best to prove love with @fritokal.bsky.social 🫶

Age verification? OG gray brick Gameboy

Good morning, Bluesky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxs...

If reading these letters doesn’t fill you with a deep and urgent need to burn these concentration camps to the ground after releasing their prisoners, you would’ve been on the wrong side in WWII.

Every accusation is a confession

Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "fuck you, Clippy"

Big chungus the size of a small chungus

A perfect mom-and-pop affordable housing provider 🤗 story in 3 images

This is only funny when you know @technophobia.bsky.social is legit allergic to cinnamon

From “please clap” to “please don’t boo”.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPON... As usual, he is delightful and hilarious in equal measure. That 'describe the rest of your life in five words', though. HOLY SHIT. @alyankovic.bsky.social

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

(Obligatory “Magneto Was Right”)

SIR.

Guns out for my first exam of the spring term