Having to work in this weather sucks but at least it’s good for selfies

I'm playing the regional championship tomorrow bc i have an invite, but this is gonna be my last magic event for a very long time I'm 100% locked in on the game I'm designing, and there's just no room for another card game in my life I love all the friends I made in this space. GGs 💚 deck list 👇🏻

brother *what*

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

Good morning! Since people enjoyed the Vaultborn Proxy I posted, here's some more stompy proxies. This time, the art comes from official DnD art.

Gonna probably build Maralen so I can chase the high if pulling Maralen in prerelease. This pool was so silly it isn’t funny.

@everyone

"I often try to assign the Communist Manifesto to my students, which is supposed to be the layman's version, but they can't even handle that. So when they start turning in essays on the political history of Shandalar, I just shrug and let it happen. At least they're listening to SOMEONE."

Quote with your pet He is a tig ol bungus

Woah! Who is this new lady posting for @commandersherald.bsky.social ? It’s me! My first article of, what is hopefully, a longstanding column is live now: commandersherald.com/do-you-actua...

you don't know me

Imagine top 16ing a cEDH torunement and your opponent is literally just fucking Kraum

2026 Join a HEMA club: Wanna get in better shape? HEMA club Wanna meet new friends? HEMA club Wanna get out more? HEMA club Wanna grow a fat dumpy? HEMA club Wanna be the sword mommy of your dreams? HEMA club

Fuckin Hater posting a grail set on a Monday morning

it will never stop being funny that this post *still* gets new people to discover or remember the game

Bruh shit like this got drooooling Functional fighting replica of an original sixteenth century paratschwert found in the Schweizerische Landesmuseum. Almost exactly one of the same types found in Meyers 1570. Single item birthday wishlist lol

Birthday is tomorrow teehee (◕ ω ◕✿)

Sometimes youtube surprises you in a good way, like this old boy from rural England making the sickest poha recipe so much so that my wife and I were googling to see if he had a Gujarati grandma or something youtu.be/itKRyARGpnA?...

One day, popular artists will learn how to draw someone using their sword properly, it’s not here, it’s not today, but someone will.

Back to LA! I already have a few bookings on the weekend but looking to add some more into the mix 👀

Earthbending is the best new mechanic of the year and y'all aren't even scratching the surface on it. It's DUMB (affectionate) - take a look at how to really milk it 👇 Thanks to @moxfield.com @cardtrader.bsky.social and CardConduit for making this video possible: youtu.be/gCNI_S5l9NY?...

A guy who ghosted me a year and a half ago out of nowhere sent me a Snapchat friend request today

Viv’s favorite design archetype for her leading men is “A Slutty Muppet”

I am so sore Got the Christmas decorations out Cleaned the space where the tree will go Cleaned the doom piles off the table Sorted the clean laundry doom pile Started removing my clothes that no longer fit/are in disrepair Cleaned the cat’s litter box completely Remade both my/my son’s beds

Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question that only THIS Friendly Neighborhood Dork’s got the answer to… “Dork… Where’s the party at?!?” “Where can I get Magic themed cocktails?” “Where can I see a Magic/Wrestling hybrid?” Maybe coming to your city in 2026? 👀

I did absolutely nothing while Quinn deck did the hard work of setting up my Dragonhawk win. Thanks Quinn youre a sweetheart

Ran into an old acquaintance tonight who happened to have become a teacher at a young age at my high school. This person also ended up marrying someone who was his student (a year below me). He did two things well: 1) He appears to still be happily married. 2) He pretended like he didn't know me.

My name is Stephanie and in commander, I think it's okay to get your goofiness out in deck building and then throw down when you get to the table. I also think you can throw down as hard as you can and still be REALLY fun to play against. It's all about vibes, y'all. Great vibes make great games.

In anticipation for the upcoming DanDan Lair, I am upgrading my current DanDan list. I am trying to figure if I should keep it as it, swap it for the upcoming Lair list, or change to another one altogether. What is the best DanDan list in your opinion? I would love opinions!

Shorting previews doesn't solve the over saturation of releases. Especially when you cut out creators from the preview season. If anything that's pushing for a sets failure. Sets live or die on community sentiment. Taking creators out of the equation and jam packing previews is a recipe for disaster

I know that there are faults with preview season in regards to it's implementation/practice...but...seriously, the community interaction is one of the things I cherish with these previews of sets....having creators cut out....makes me sad since I like to hype creators when the preview stuff.

This is one of many reasons why I’ll always use and support @moxfield.com

Who else does this spark joy for?

For the record, the Marine glazing is boring. Justice for my Boyz.

18 days till my birthday, it’s my fourth decade, and I am dreading it lol None of my friends (bar two) live in this city so I’m considering just volunteering for work on that day because all the people I chill with are at work. Happy forty I guess but whatever lol

It was amazing to be a part of the CFP this past year, and I feel like it succeeded in so many ways both internally and for the community. What a great project and group of people! I'll be sad not to be involved going forward, but wish everyone nothing but the best. (Extended thoughts below)

I need something from y'all. What's the first book you remember truly reading yourself?

Games workshop loves hitting everything I own with the quadruople nerf no takes backsies. Its so cool. This is the cheapest time for me to bring this up but fucking seriously when are we going to discuss the open secret of financial abuse in game design?

Lost one of my best friends today. She passed of lung complications due to cancer alongside liver failure. Jasmine was one of the sweetest old ladies in the world and loved being apart of everything people did. Rest easy baby girl I already miss you more than you know.

LGS employee: What can I help you with? "I'm looking for some singles for the Jumpstart Wan Shi Tong, I'm building group hug" LGS Guy: *sigh* I'm not condoning this btw

Good morning Paupergeddon and Eternal Weekend Vintage Champs EU! Vintage is 9 rounds then top 8 cut. I won a bye yesterday. 1-0

I don’t currently have a patreon (working on that for this 2026) but if you like me and got a lil money lying around, please donate it to smaller magic creators. All of us need it.

My continued plea for someone to have a connection that would get me an interview with Mike Trout for @goblinlore.bsky.social

My cat was so hungry but she didn’t have 3 mana

GD... This mf spittin!

This is who she was. Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best. Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...

Fblthp and some weird dog

Welp went 1-4 drop but hey I got a cool playmat

Not here for flesh N blood here for MTG but this Angel is pretty cool.